CHAPTOUR THREE:
"all right grace; cover me" "got it" Grace sets up her sniper rifle on top of the building across the street from the target's location. Jakey begins to spin around in place, counter-clockwise until he generates enough lift to fly straight into Sara's house, breaking a window. "OH NO WE'RE UNDER ATTACK" Sara dives behind her couch, praying that it's not terrorists trying to get her to join the cause again. "hey wait no sara it's me" "JAKEY?!" Sara leaps out from behind the couch and tackles Jakey, so glad to see him for the first time in over a decade. "i thought you'd forgotten about me!!!" "i could never forget you (or your boobs); i was just waiting for all the pieces to fall where they needed to for this rescue" "oh thank you thank you thank you" "don't thank me yet; we've still got to get out" "i hope you've got a better plan this time" "it would have worked LAST time if you hadn't been so ticklish" "i don't think that wrapping me in a burlap sack and dropping me two stories into the basket of a ticycle was a very good plan to begin with" "ANYWAY, let's just get going; hold on tight" Sara wraps her arms around Jakey as he begins to spin once again, getting up to speed and flying back out to the rooftop where Grace is waiting. "i got them all jakey" "wha-" Jakey looks over the edge of the rooftop to see all the armed guards lying dead. "why did-" "you said to cover you; that usually means take out all the bad guys" "okay sorry my bad" Jakey motions for everyone to hop into The Motherfucker, and they fly back to Canada, where Michelle is waiting. "you're free now sara; free to live the life that was cruelly taken from you" "you're free now too jakey!!! free to take me home"
THE END