Annoying Spelling 2: the return of a meme

I don't know if any of you follow h3h3 productions, but they recently did a video on the channel Run For The Cube, which has produced multiple videos like below:



The key thing to note here is the direct mispronunciation of words or literal pronunciations of words, which reminds me hauntingly of annoying spelling. It seems like this is the natural next step this meme of ours would have gone had we actually talked back in the day (though surely not this exteme). Did we do something like this already anyway? my memory is a bit hazy on some of our antics.

Anyway, enjoy this video made by a guy that every one fears is a serial killer, when it is clearly a joke.

I imagine we'd have the self-restraint not to go quite that far with it, but yes. (dear god i couldn't even finish that video)

We'd probably just emphasise the wrong syllable of multi-syllable words a lot.

Like, that sentence would be pronounced
"We'd [pro-BOB-ly] just [em-PHASS-ise] the wrong [sy-LABB-le] of multi-[sy-LABB-le] words a lot."

And we'd also emphasise "ed", like
The quick brown fox [jump-ed] over the lazy dog

The flow of speaking doesn't allow for corrections/better ideas like typing does, though, so we'd probably just latch onto a few words that we'd always pronounce wrong.
I wouldn't need help on that front, because I am terrible at pronouncing words I've only read.
(i legit thought banal rhymed with anal)


But remember that annoying spelling was murdered brutally by either Orange or Silver (or both) so wrong-emphasis would also likely be killed without mercy.

But [rem-EMBER] that annoying spelling was [murder-ed] [bru-TALL-y] by either [or-ANGE] or Silver (or both) so wrong-[em-PHASS-iss] would also likely be [kill-ed] without mercy.

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