winter

This is fucking bullshit. Year in and year out, every time Mother Nature decides to blow her load on my lawn, I have to clean up the mess, and my back wants to commit sudoku. Fuck, it's her mess, she should clean it up. This is why so many men hate women these days. From word go, the second woman they meet is a fucking slovenly bitch who refuses to pick up after herself. If I masturbated all over the lawn, I'd never hear the end of it from the local authorities and PTA groups. But Mother fucking Nature decides to give the lawn the bukakke treatment and no one bats a fucking eye.