EPYSODE TWO:
"hello domino's pizza? we'd like two pizzas; one is half skittles and m&ms, half green eggs and ham; the other is half vanilla frosting, half chocolate frosting; we're at the fairmont waterfront room 666" Jakey hangs up. "OKAY since we don't have any money we have to make it take more than half an hour" "LET'S CUT THE ELEVATOR" "great idea!!!" Jakey and Eif force the elevator doors open. Bran drops an anvil on the elevator, making it slower. Amiee :3 leaps to the elevator's wire, and cuts it, causing the elevator to fall to the basement, killing the fifteen orphans who were on a field trip. Amiee :3 swings back to the top floor and the four quietly return to their room. The doorbell rings. "JUST ON TIME" "nope" "wh-what" "you're five seconds late" "oh no" Orange falls to the floor, a single tear streaming down his face. Jakey grabs the pizzas. "i have failed" "it's not your-oh wait" Orange takes out his katana and forces it through his gut. "hey good luck with that" Jakey closes the door. "PIZZA TIME" "YEAH" "WOOH" "IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE SATED THEIR HUNGER BUT WITH EVERYONE ELSE LOOKING INCREASINGLY MORE APPETISING HOW WILL THEY CONTROL THEIR CANNIBALISTIC IMPULSES TUNE IN NEXT WEEK TO FIND OUT"