loose review of something i dont own

I was discussing with an old aids mate who isnt a complete dick about things about ps3 exclusives.
I went to make a sandwich when i returned this is what he had to say about uncharted.

basically a ripoff of tomb raider combined with indiana jones
tiny enviroments
weird twitchy animations
makes it difficult to move sometimes
platforming boils down to just jumping towards bricks that stick out from a smooth wall for no reason
impossible to fail platforming
every "oh shit" platforming section results in you escaping in the nick of time despite being impossible to fail and
it has no value whatsoever so you feel no tension
gunplay is pretty shoddy
grenades are overpowered
connecting to psn takes an eternity
also the same problem with killzone
super linear
takes control from you every 5 steps to show something stupid they could have just shown in game
it's more like a movie than a game
like all ps3 games
including killzone

Im so proud
just needed to share cause i like attention

here have all of my attention

ps3 movies =/= videogames

this thread is ps3 games

but this thread exists