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 Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)

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PostSubject: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)   Sat Jan 26, 2008 12:55 pm

Venue #1
Onerepublic - Apologize
My chemical romance - The sharpest lives
Cartel - Say anything (Else)
Green day - Welcome to paradise

Lacey Mosley joins you on stage to sing the next song

Encore : Flyleaf - Red sam

After finishing Red Sam Lacey strips and has sex with you and gives you her phone number Very Happy YAY

Spoiler:
 

Venue #2
Fall out boy - The carpal tunnel of love
Boys like girls - Hero/heroine
Angels and airwaves - Everythings magic
Foo fighters - Everlong

Amy Lee joins you on stage to sing the next song

Encore : Evanesence - Sweet sacrifice

After finishing sweet sacrifice Amy Lee strips naked and fucks you & gives you her phone number YAY Very Happy
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Venue #3
Haste the day - The minor prophets
Breaking benjamin - Breath
Afi - Days of the pheonix
The used - Maybe memories (Lies for the liar live version)

Carah Faye joins you on stage to sing the next song

Encore : Shiny toy guns - You are the one

After finishing You are the one Carah Faye tackles you on stage and rips your clothes off and fucks you lol Then she gives you her cell phone number

Spoiler:
 

Venue #4
Taking back sunday - Liar (Takes one to know one)
Saosin - 7 years
Tool - Sober
The almost - Southern weather

Hayley Williams joins you on stage to sing the next song

Encore : Paramore - Born for this

After finishing Born for this Hayley williams makes out with you for 10 minutes straight , then you go to your dressing room back stage and have sex for several hours. She gives you her phone number and leaves

Spoiler:
 

Venue #5
Underoath - I've got ten friends and a crowbar that says you ain't gonna do jack
The 69 eyes - Frankenhooker
Senses fail - Rum is for drinking , not for burning
Silverstein - If you could see into my soul

Tarja Turunen joins you on stage to sing the next song

Encore : Nightwish - Dark chest of wonders

After finishing Dark chest of wonders , Tarja drags you backstage and takes her top off and makes out with you for 10 mins straight , turning into a several hour long sex session with her. You and her go to sleep in the same bed and you wake up the next morning with her. She gives you her phone number and goes on her way.


Spoiler:
 

Venue #6
Killswitch engage - This fire burns
Red jumpsuit apparatus - Face down
Aiden - Die romantic
From first to last - We all turn back to dust

Christina Scabbia joins you on stage to sing the next song

Encore : Lacuna coil - Heaven is a lie

After finishing Heaven is a lie , Christina has sex with you and gives you her phone number Very Happy
Spoiler:
 

Venue #7
Maylene and the sons of disaster - Dry the river
Alter bridge - Buried alive
Scary kids scaring kids - Snake devil
Airbourne - Stand up for rock N roll

Lacey Conner joins you on stage to sing the next song , the song starts and after 10 seconds the audience is booing like crazy , so the song stops. This makes Lacey extremely upset and she cries and you go back stage to console her and then she likes you for it and fucks you backstage yay


Spoiler:
 

Next you come back on stage and play a different song , something you think lacey would like

Encore : Korn - Falling away from me

Lacey is so happy from your performance of one of her favorite songs that she drags you back stage to *bleep* her AGAIN on this chair Very Happy then she gives you her phone number
:sex: :drool:

Spoiler:
 

TNA : Impact!
Atreyu - Blow
Red hot chilli peppers - Turn it again
Avenged sevenfold - Unbound (The wild ride)
Vanna - We ate the horse you rode in on

Tomko tells Kurt Angle hes gonna kick his ass unless he gets an awesome special musical guest for tonight , Kurt Angle says if you scratch his back he will have Karen scratch yours (if you know what he means) Smile

Encore : Chiodos - We're gonna have us a champagne jam

After finishing We're gonna have us a champagne jam on TNA impact! Kurt has Karen Angle go bang you! YAY

Spoiler:
 

Venue #9
Norther - Released
The black dahlia murder - Contagion
All that remains - Become the catalyst
As I lay dying - Nothing left

Angela Gossow joins you on stage to sing the next song

Encore : Arch enemy - End of the line

After Finishing End of the line Angela Gossow growls and then Strips naked and fucks you and gives you her phone number afterwards

Spoiler:
 

The AVN Porn Awards

The human abstract - Crossing the rubicon
Children of bodom - (Song choice pending)
Trivium - A gunshot to the head of trepidation
Protest the hero - The dissentience
Encore : Bullet for my valentine - Waking the demon

During playing Waking the demon the entire audience is hyphy and going crazy , after finishing it all the hot pornstar chicks rush the stage to *bleep* you Very Happy

Spoiler:
 

Now you have a choice to make...

Your choices are :

1.Pursue a relationship with and eventually marry one of the chicks who gave you their phone number

or

2.Call all of them at once for the greatest rockstar orgy in history , record it and make it into DVDs and sell the DVD for $20 a copy , and become a billionaire

If you choose choice #1 you get married to any of the chicks listed (Excluding Karen Angle cause shes married) and you unlock them as a character

If you choose choice #2 you get filthy rich and you get a sex guitar thats body looks like a vagina and its neck looks like a penis

Bonus songs:
All american rejects - The last song
Arctic monkeys - Brianstorm
Armor for sleep - Williamsburg
Ashley parker angel - Let U go
August burns red - Barbarian
Black mages - Clash on the big bridge
Blink 182 - Not now
Cartel - Say anything (Else)
Chimaira - Ressurection
Coheed and cambria - Justice in murder
Disturbed - 10,000 fists
Dragonforce - Trail of broken hearts
Godsmack - The enemy
Gorillaz - Feel good inc.
Hammerfall - Natural high
Hellyeah - If you knew
Incubus - Anamolly
Jimmy eat world - Pain
Kamelot - Ghost opera
Lostprophets - Everyday combat
Mudvayne - Happy?
Project 86 - Put your lips to the TV
Relient K - Who I am hates who I've been
Serj Tankian - Empty walls
Sevendust - Driven
Shadows fall - In effigy
Sonata arctica - Black sheep
Sum 41 - We're all to blame
Symphony X - Domination
System of a down - Question!
The acadamy is... - Neighbors
The color of violence - God gave me deez nutz
The devil wears prada - Reptar , king of the Ozone
Three days grace - Never too late
Thrice - All thats left


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PostSubject: Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)   Sat Feb 02, 2008 11:44 am

Love the list!
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PostSubject: Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)   Sat Feb 02, 2008 4:51 pm

Queen_Bitch wrote:
Love the list!


and its still far from done The gay dancing guy

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PostSubject: Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)   Sat Feb 02, 2008 5:49 pm

Tony wrote:
Queen_Bitch wrote:
Love the list!


and its still far from done The gay dancing guy

i can hook u up w/ nude pics of some of 'em if u want.
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PostSubject: Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)   Sat Feb 02, 2008 9:12 pm

I saw Gwen stefanis tits The gay dancing guy

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PostSubject: Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)   Sun Jul 05, 2009 11:56 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:03 am

to be honest, NONE of them looked attractive at all.

In anycase, I still miss tony and his over all uniqueness.
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PostSubject: Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:07 am

At least the story is somewhat entertaining rofl
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PostSubject: Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)   Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:16 am

I think I just lost my ability to get a boner.
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