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 Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)

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PostSubject: Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)   Mon Jul 06, 2009 12:28 pm

I'm ripping off Tony! You can choose any songs in Rock Band you want for the other songs. As this is ROCK BAND 3.

You start as a twenty-year-old horny fuck. You invent a time machine so you can go back in time and fuck rocker chicks back when they were still hot.
You decide to start off with a bang: Group sex with The Runaways. But it looks like you have to open for them before you can start! Oh, bugger!

1:
Encore: "Trash Can Murders" by The Runaways
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Next, you move onto a couple more standbys: The Wilson sisters. Fuck yeah.

2:
Encore: "Kick it Out" by Heart


You spend a couple days with the sisters, thinking of another fuck to bang. Absent-mindedly, you go to fuck "Jane".

3:
Encore: "Been Caught Stealing" by Jane's Addiction


Oops. You run the fuck out of there! You decide to go to The Go-Gos, 'cos you're stunned at your stupidity.

4:
Encore: "We Got the Beat" by The Go-Gos


Next, you go for Stevie Nicks, even though she's a shit vocalist.

5:
Encore: "Homework" by Fleetwood Mac


Even though she wasn't happy you played a Green-era song, she fucked you, anyway. Now for the mother of all hot chicks!

6:
Encore: "UPS Man Blues" by Runtime Error


You had to wear a Jake Adjutant mask, but you achieved your goal!

I just phoned this in.
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PostSubject: Re: Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)   Mon Jul 06, 2009 5:12 pm

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