Faux News Network Update: Heaven and Hell make announcement on future.

Heaven and Hell confirmed today that they will not completely disband after the tragic death of frontman Ronnie James Dio, but will instead join with Antony "Shredd" Lusmore's upcoming project. It is also believed that the project will see Lusmore work once more with old friend Carlos Santana, for the first time since the infamous GREEN SHIT fiasco.

Lusmore commented on his return to working with Santana, saying "it's been too long. I needed to get back into the music world, and I couldn't be happier to be working with Carlos again." He also went on to say, of the project, "boy I sure do hope The Bronx don't sue us". He refused, however, to give any details about the project itself, threatening the reporters with a rake and paintball gun until we were forced to flee the scene. We will have more news as we get it.


In other news, "Nightmare" by Avenged Sevenfold was released today. One customer, was heard minutes after buying the single off of iTunes, saying "wow cool amazing". We can only hope this is a good sign.

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