"STRYPER" "TELL US HOW TO GET HOME" "you're stuck here" Michael Sweet tosses his microphone into the air repeatedly. "we are in control" Oz Fox plays a powerchord, knocking Jesus into the back wall. "but-" "DID YOU THINK TURNING THE VOLUME OFF WOULD STOP US" "kind of, yeah" "well uh it didn't okay" "not okay" "yeah i wanted you to be stopped" "too bad so sad" Robert Sweet pounds out a drum beat, causing Bran, Michelle, and Svart to fall over. "so uh what's the plan, bran" "why do i always have to come up with the plans" "well jesus is out cold and svart's never been a main character before sooooooooooooo" "what about you" "what ABOUT me" "sigh" Bran smacks the sides of his head with his palms. "what we need is to fight christian rock with METAL" "where are we going to get heavy metal on such short notice" Eif, Tony, Sheriff Antony, and all of Black Sabbath fall from the sky into the arena. "ROCK AND ROLLLLLLLLLLLL" Black Sabbath play their hardest metal, and Stryper fall to the ground, defeated. "shit" Michael Sweet collapses, opening a portal back to earth. "all right let's go" "eh we're going to stay here and rock with jesus" "fair enough" Everyone waves goodbye as Eif, Tony, Sheriff Antony, Michelle, Bran, and Svart head back to earth where they belong.
TO BE CONTINUED