Christmas Special 2022

CHRISTMAS SPECIAL:
"merry christmas everybody, it's time to open presents" "wait, this is the presents holiday? i thought we gave presents on st. patrick's day" "no, i'm pretty sure christmas is the presents holiday" "uh brb" Bran zips off to the store. "anyway, we'll just start without him" "sounds good" "okay taylor this is a present from me to you" Jakey hands Taylor a present, which Taylor tears into without pause. "it's a copy of my novel!!!" "what a coincidence; i also got you a copy of your novel, signed by the author" "oh boy" Jakey opens his present to find a signed copy of his own novel. "i will cherish it forever; i always wanted the author's signature on a copy of his book, which will go well next to my copy signed by the publishing company's janitor" "please stop bragging about that; christmas is not a time for this raging jealousy i feel in my bones" "oh sorry i got excited" "it's fine" Bran busts down the door, presents in hand. "here you go taylor, a present from me; i thought long and hard about it all year" "i'll bet" Taylor opens his package to find a toothbrush. "oh nice i've been wanting one of these but they're just so expensive" Taylor uses the toothbrush to brush his hair. "i love how the tininess of this hairbrush allows me to pay attention to each individual strand" "as god intended"