The Fresh Prince of Grove Street (season 2)

EPYSODE ONE:
"loc your brilliant tactical mind and combat prowess are renowned throughout the land!!!" "THEY ARE?!" Loc's face lights up, as he had no idea how much word of mouth had spread about his talents. Loc has always known Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith to be a man who only ever speaks the absolute blunt truth, and is even more excited that the words came from him. "as you know, relations with rival radio station radio x have been strained at the best of times, but sage and her generation x army are planning a full-scale attack on our radio tower" "oh dear" "i need you to get your best men and help defend our way of life" "got it" Loc calls up his men and tells them to meet him at the K-DST headquarters.

EPYSODE TWO:
"ALL RIGHT MEN" Loc paces down the line of his best and brightest. "THIS RADIO TOWER WILL BE UNDER SEIGE AT ANY MOMENT AND IT IS UP TO US AND US ALONE TO DEFEND IT; WITH OUR LIVES IF NEED BE" "question: what kind of music does this station play" "ONLY THE MOST CLASSIC OF ROCK" "they don't play-" Big Devil shudders. "-BOB SEGER do they" Loc recoils in horror. "GOD, no" "okay then i am in this to win this" "ALL RIGHT; big devil you'll command alpha squad" Loc gestures toward Harvey and Craig. "little devil you'll command gold squad" Loc gestures toward Harvey and Craig once again. "wait what" "it's not my fault you weren't paying attention; now i must prepare for my part in the battles to come" "but you-" Loc inserts his earplugs so he can concentrate on his role. "sigh"

EPYSODE THREE:
The stage is set, and the pawns are in place as the Generation X army trudges toward the K-DST radio tower, bombs in hand. "ALL RIGHT FIRE" "NO WAIT FOR THEM TO GET CLOSER" "LOC PUT ME IN COMMAND OF THIS SQUAD YOU CAN'T JUST UNDERMINE MY AUTHORITY LIKE THAT" "it's cute that you think loc put you in command of this squad when it was actually i who was put in command of this squad" "LOOK AT THEIR DAMN UNIFORMS; THEY ARE GOLD; GOLD SQUAD, GOLD UNIFORMS" "but also notice the α on the front; alpha symbol, alpha squad" "NOW LISTEN HERE YOU-" "UH SIRS-" "NOT NOW CRAIG" "BUT-" Little Devil smacks Craig upside the head, and gets him to be quiet while Little Devil and Big Devil continue to argue. Meanwhile, the Generation X army gets within bomb-planting distance of the radio tower. As they are about to plant said bombs, however, Loc flies up in his stealth bomber. "YOU WILL NEVER HAVE THE SATISFACTION OF BLOWING UP OUR RADIO TOWER" Loc drops all of his bombs onto the radio tower, blowing it up. "aw man" "laaaaaaame" The Generation X army trudges off, depressed. "great job loc you are a genius" Tommy "The Nightmare" Smith ruffles Loc's hair after a job well done.
THE END