ALPD Azure (season 5)

EPYSODE ONE:
"chief we've got an alarm going off in sector twelve-dash-b" "oh no not wal*mart" Eif brings up the security footage for the WAL*MART in sector 12-B. "oh no i can't believe it" Sting recoils in horror as he watches a man in a ski mask pull down the lever on a "choose your own amount" candy machine and catches the candy in his hand. "don't you fucking dare" The man then pops the candy into his mouth and walks off nonchalantly. "CORDON OFF THE AREA I WANT ALL UNITS DISPATCHED TO THE WAL*MART IN SECTOR 12-B" "right away sir"

EPYSODE TWO:
"chief we just got back the fingerprint analysis" "and?" "he was wearing clear gloves" "SHIT" Sting throws his hat to the ground. "oh he's good, but we're better" Sting turns back to his subordinates. "fetch the time machine; we will stop this heinous crime before it even happens" "the time machine is out for repairs sir" "GODDAMMIT" Sting picks his hat back up off the ground, then throws it straight back onto the ground.

EPYSODE THREE:
"the trap is set sir" "good" Sting waits hidden in the candy aisle for the culprit to hit the next store. Sure enough, a man in a ski mask comes along and pulls the lever, catching more candy in his hand. Without hesitation, Sting fills the man full of lead. "AHAHAHAHA YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD OUTSMART OLD STING DIDN'T YOU?! WELL WHO'S LAUGHING NOW" "Is It You" "YES" Sting pops another magazine into his gun, and empties it straight into the culprit's head. "justice is served"
THE END