Jakey Went Down to Georgia

Jakey went down to Georgia 'cause he was lookin' for a stamp collection to steal
He was in a bind; he was way behind and he was lookin' to make a deal
Then he came across a young boy gazing at his stamp collection and admiring it hot
So Jakey jumped up on a hickory stump, said "boy let me tell you what
I'll bet you didn't know it, but I'm a stamp collector, too
And if you'd care to take a dare, well, I'll make a bet with you
Now you bake a pretty good casserole, son, but give ol' Jakey his due;
I'll bet an oven of gold against your stamp collection 'cause I think I'm better than you"
The boy said "my name is Taylor, and it might be a sin,
But I'll take your bet; you're gonna regret, 'cause I'm the best there's ever been!"

Taylor grease up your pan and bake that casserole hard
'cause the stamp convention's broke loose in Georgia and Jakey's path is barred
If you win you get this golden oven of convection
But if you lose Jakey gets your stamp collection

Jakey opened up his oven and he said "I'll start this jam"
And Crisco adorned his fingertips as he greased up his pan
Then the band of kitchen aides joined in and chopped up some vegetables

Taylor said "well, you're pretty good, old son
Just sit back in that chair right there; let me show you how it's done"
Fire in the oven; it's time to bake
It would be a shame for it to break
Apples in the pot, ready to core
Granny, thanks for your recipe drawer

Jakey bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat
And laid the oven down right there at Taylor's feet
Taylor said "come on back if you ever want to try again;
I told you once motherfucker I'm the best there's ever been!"
Fire in the oven; it's time to bake
It would be a shame for it to break
Apples in the pot, ready to core
Granny, thanks for your recipe drawer

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