GoAnimate wrap-up

Season one playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaTyqQD3WsyqDDtqrLjHzdw0RsF6lv0tH
Season two playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaTyqQD3WsyofCeN4ZaF9yo0s35g-mTAz
Season three playlist: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLaTyqQD3Wsyq0ZY9Kz5P0TOnViXcYF3-_



The League of Democrats:
Barack Obama:
The president of the United States and thus the holder of The Diamonds.
His life went to shambles when It was stolen, and he was blamed for Its theft. His first real objective was to rescue his best friend, George Bush, who had been "kidnapped" by the League of Republicans. This objective succeeded, but a second quickly arose when BioWare released Mass Effect 3 and unleashed its ending upon the world. Determined to change history, Obama was re-elected to a second term as president.
Obama is an avid fan of Mario Kart, but refuses to play at all unless he can play as Luigi.
He also fucked Ron Paul's mother.
Favourite Pokémon: Duskull

Joe Biden:
Current vice president of the United States and best-selling author. His love for his country is only surpassed by his love for bananas.
Favourite Pokémon: Tropius

Hilary Clinton:
Her life was forever changed by Joe Biden's novel, and she was instrumental in getting it a film adaptation by M. Night Shyamalan.
It's rumoured that Hilary Clinton is going to attempt to become Obama's successor after his second term ends.
Favourite Pokémon: Misdreavus


The League of Republicans:
Ron Paul:
The leader of the League of Republicans. His life's ambition is to get The Diamonds and use their power, but it is unknown what he wishes to use them for.
Favourite Pokémon: Diancie

Jon Huntsman:
He joined the League of Republicans hoping to use The Diamonds' power to revive his hero, auto racing legend Larry Speed. He also enjoys peanuts.
Favourite Pokémon: Phanpy

Mitt Romney:
DANCING IS MY LIFE
Favourite Pokémon: Ludicolo

Newt Gingrich:
Romney's college roommate. The two were good friends until the fateful day when Mitt Romney decided to be a total fucking cunt and crossed the street without waiting for the little green man to appear on the sign.
Gingrich now devotes his life to destroying all cunts where they stand. His role in the League of Republicans is chief inventor.
Favourite Pokémon: Porygon

Mute Gingrich:
Newt Gingrich's twin brother. The two have always been close, and are both all-in on the plot to destroy all cunts on Earth.
Favourite Pokémon: Eevee

Rick "Chuckie" Santorum:
A woodchuck who joined the League of Republicans in order to educate the masses that woodchucks can, in fact, chuck wood. Progress is almost nonexistent.
Favourite Pokémon: Bidoof

Ronald Reagan:
A republican all-star revived with black magic, and the 40th president of the United States. Ron Paul revived him in the hopes that he would provide some insight on how to make a republican president.
Favourite Pokémon: Smoochum

Paul Ryan:
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Favourite Pokémon: Murkrow

Travis:
A method actor frequently brought in as a replacement for sick or otherwise absent republicans. He is committed to playing out his roles perfectly.
He also fucked Japanese Barman's mother.
Favourite Pokémon: Ditto

Brad:
Jon Huntsman's understudy. The League of Republicans doesn't talk about him much, as he embarrasses them.
Favourite Pokémon: Hippowdon


Neutral:
Japanese Barman:
A Japanese man who owns a bar.
Favourite Pokémon: Weeaboo Man

Korean Barman:
Japanese Barman's cousin, who takes over the bar when Japanese Barman is unable to.
Favourite Pokémon: Pantslizard

George Bush:
A former member of the League of Republicans who became fast friends with Obama.
During his attempts to bring Its thief to justice, Bush was captured by the League of Republicans and turned into some kind of bear. In order to return to the human world, Bush had to battle with Herman Cain and take over his body. For to use the powers of darkness, he had to become a black person himself.
Favourite Pokémon: Absol

Reporter:
An up and coming reporter who is always up-to-date with the Allegations. Word is that he is in tight with the Allegators themselves.
Favourite Pokémon: Totodile

Kawaii C. Desu:
A Japanese high school student who is the most kawaii desu girl in town. Her life's ambition is to beat the record.
Favourite Pokémon: Lilligant

The League of Republicans' theme, "A Republican I Was Meant to Be"
Sung by Jon Huntsman, Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, and Ron Paul

JH: We're a band of vicious Republicans
MR: Dancing is my LIFE
NG: When you hear our gentle singing
JH: You'll be beset with strife

RP: Oh, this is just ridiculous.


RP: Come on, men! We've got to recover the diamonds!
JH: Then we will rule and folks with call us tyrants
JH: We're a club of tuneful politicians
NG: We can sing in every clef
MR: Dancing is my LIFE
NG: It's just too bad we're tonedeaf

A Republican I was meant to be
Get the diamonds away from thee


RP: Let's go defeat that evil democrat!
NG: We know he's sure to lose, 'cause we know we'll stomp him flat
NG: We're scheming conservatives
JH: A gang of diamonds-getters
MR: Dancing is my LIFE
NG: We also work as babysitters

A Republican I was meant to be
Get the diamonds away from thee


RP: All right, crew! Let's get to work!
JH: Our cause is a thing we love; a thing we'd never shirk
JH: We'll fight you in the bar
MR: Dancing is my LIFE
NG: When you battle singing Republicans
RP: They'll fill your world with strife

JH: That was a good one!
RP: No, it wasn't.


RP: No time for song; we've got to move!
JH: The battle will be long, but our courage we will prove
JH: We're a pack of righteous Republicans
MR: Dancing is my LIFE
NG: And also there's a cunt
JH: We'll march into battle as I play on my fife

A Republican I was meant to be
Get the diamonds away from thee


RP: Less singing, more adjourning!
NG: When we defeat our wicked foe, his family will be mourning
JH: If you try to fight us
NG: We'll drop you in a pit
MR: Dancing is my LIFE
NG: Romney, we get it

A Republican I was meant to be
Get the diamonds away from thee


RP: I'm getting so sick of you guys and your rhyming.
JH: For our great plan, into the White House we will be climbing
JH: We're ready to Filibuster
NG: Go on for hours about our desires
MR: Dancing is my LIFE
JH: And keep going until Obama expires

A Republican I was meant to be
Get the diamonds away from thee


RP: Stop, stop, stop!
NG: The floor with Obama we will mop
RP: You say you want to end the reign of cunts
RP: And revive Terry Speed
RP: But from what I've seen, I'll tell you
RP: I think you've been smoking weed

A Republican I was meant to be
Get the diamonds away from thee


RP: We'll beat Barack Obama until he's purple.
JH: And...
NG: Um...
MR: Dancing is my LIFE
NG: Maple?
JH: Guess the song's over, then.
MR: Dancing is my LIFE
NG: Okay, back to work.
RP: Well, gee. I feel a little guilty now.