Look, I joked about this after Friday. I joked about a seven-song album featuring hits such as "Monday", "Sunday", "Thursday", and, of course, "Hump Day".
Friday came out at the beginning of 2011, and now it's the end of 2013. So, three years have passed since Rebecca Black was even thought of. After My Moment, no one even bothered. I only remember Person of Interest because it was absolutely horrible.
Before we delve into Saturday, let us first take a look at Friday.
Friday was so endearing, I can't even begin. Everything from the lyrics to the delivery to the video was just perfect.
Now let's start up Saturday.
Saturday is just generic and boring. It tries to make Rebecca Black relevant again, but it fucking doesn't.
The first thing you'll notice is that Rebecca Black's voice has changed completely. It is no longer rough but endearing, it's just generic. This "Dave Days" guy takes the place of everyone's favourite, Patrice, and completely fucks it up. Patrice is irreplaceable. Patrice's sense of lyrical timing and fashion was unrivaled, and now he's gone. I hope it was worth it.
Yesterday was Friday. Today, it is Saturday. I sure as fuck hope that Sunday doesn't come afterwards. I want this weekend to end.