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 E3 2012: An Exercise in Not-Videogames

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PostSubject: E3 2012: An Exercise in Not-Videogames   Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:02 am

So far, the winners of E3 are Ubisoft, far and away. Assassin's Creed III looks badass, with Connor pulling shit Ezio couldn't dream of. Assassin's Creed: Liberated Woman looks okay, if you're into nonsequiturs. Assassin's Creed 1978 looks like a nice time, with pirate and shit.
But the winner of the day was Watchdogs, far and away. I have no clue what it will play like, but it looks fucking amazing. It's like Human Revolution + Grand Theft Auto IV. I want it.

Sony, however... Sony's finished. There will be no PS4. This book thing will be the straw that breaks the camel's front, because the back broke a long time ago. "hey look at this new book peripheral" "cool what's it do" "nothing!" "TAKE MY MONEY"
Uncharted 5: The Last of Us looks great, though. Naughty Dog are pretty much the best guys.

Star Wars 1313 looks like Uncharted IN SPACE. Can't wait.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2012: An Exercise in Not-Videogames   Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:22 am

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PostSubject: Re: E3 2012: An Exercise in Not-Videogames   Tue Jun 05, 2012 6:12 pm

Nintendo did well. The Police Noise looks really cool, and it seems to have third-party support. LEGO City Stories looks especially promising.
The 3DS show later claims it will show off KH3D and Paper Mario 3D, so we'll see how great Nintendo are. They've already beaten Sony, however (but then again who hasn't).

As for everything else, Metal Gear Rising looks fucking amazing. Day one purchase.
The Amazing Spider-Man looks like Spider-Man 2 meets Edge of Time, which should be great. Beenox's last two Spider-Man games were brilliant.
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2012: An Exercise in Not-Videogames   Tue Jun 05, 2012 9:49 pm


brb getting life savings out of the bank to throw at computer screen
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PostSubject: Re: E3 2012: An Exercise in Not-Videogames   Thu Jun 07, 2012 5:48 pm

The Amazing Spider-Man looks alright. I don't like how you swing from the sky, though.
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