diablo iii impressions

The game is slow. It's slower than a tortoise climbing up a hill in a stream of frozen molasses at 2:30 in the morning, having not eaten in weeks. Actually, that might be an understatement.
Here's how the game works:
You're given seven health potions at the start, and don't get any more. You can't buy them, because they only sell potions you have to be a certain level to use.
This gives you two playstyle options:
1: Find a group of enemies. Run away. Shoot them with something once, taking off almost no health. Run away. Repeat until sleep has been entered.
2: Find a group of enemies. Try to kill them. Die. Head back to that group. Die. Repeat until disk has been thrown in the trash.

I can't fucking wait for this game to sweep the game of the year awards.

WOOSP

After deciding that wizards were utter rubbish, I decided to try the MONK. The monk is actually not horrible. Until they buff the shit out of the wizard, stay away and shit.
I rescind my "this game is shit". We are now at "this game is pretty good".