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PostSubject: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:17 pm

CHAPTOUR ONE:
"IT'S TIME FOR SOME MOTHERFUCKING BASEBALL" "NO JAKEY DON'T YOU REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED TO AGNEW" "who" "he went off to play baseball FOREVER" "oh right that guy" Jakey looks over at the baseball diamond and finds Agnew practicing. "sup agnew" "BASEBALL" "me? i'm fine thanks for asking" "BASEBALL" "oh thanks i got them at target" "BASEBALL" "oh yes it looks rather good on you" "BASEBALL" "okay see you later buddy" "BASEBALL" "what a swell guy" "fuck now i want to play baseball" "but agnew is hogging the diamond" "i bet he'll let us play too if we ask" "BASEBALL" "thanks agnew!!!" "you're rather swell" Jakey, Eif and Agnew play baseball FOREVER. Then A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Parcheesi. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jakey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of electricity. Electricity shoots from Jakey's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jakey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:17 pm

CHAPTOUR TWO:
"jakey what the fuck" "yeah jakey we were watching how i met your mother" "shut up sheriff antony we are here to hunt for TREASURE" "but don't you remember what happened last time" "yeah we couldn't find taylor for hours" "he should have lit off a signal flare" "i was buried under a hundred feet of dirt!!!" "it's always about you isn't it" "i could have died!!!" "you are the most selfish person i have ever met" "yeah taylor don't you ever think of others" "fuck off bran" "i'd rather not thanks" "fair enough" "sigh let's just go" The five friends head towards the spot indicated on their magic map. "oh hey look at this x" "woah cool but that's not what we're looking for" "what treasure is always under xes!!!" "this map says the treasure is located under a huge grease stain" "um try wiping it off" "NO THEN WE WON'T KNOW WHERE WE'RE GOING" "bu-" "FUCK OFF" "don't cry" "I WILL CRY IF I WANT TO" "GUYS WE FOUND IT" Eif points at a giant grease stain hidden in the bushes. "SEE" "sigh" The eight sweep through the grease to find A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Monopoly. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Bran runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of ice. Ice shoots from Bran's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job bran" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:17 pm

CHAPTOUR THREE:
"amiee :3 help" "no eif it is your turn to help me" "but i'm holding onto a cliff for dear life" "and i rescued you when you were drowning in your chocolate sundae" "oh yeah sorry" "it's okay" Eif falls down the cliff to his death. "HEY IT'S TIME FOR SPORTS" Jakey does some flips and twirls. "i am winning at sports!!!" "stop winning at sports" "never!!!" Bran crashes a plane into the sports arena. "fuck" "guess no one wins" "not true i win" "what" "i had the highest score" "but the game didn't finish!!!" "you sound mad" "oh" Amiee :3 sweats and looks at her socks and sandals. "well this is embarassing" "it's okay we all say silly things" Amiee :3 and Jakey cry on eachothers' shoulders when A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Risk. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Taylor runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of wind. Wind shoots from Taylor's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job taylor" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:18 pm

CHAPTOUR FOUR:
"okay so we need to arrest this guy" "pfft" "jakey i'm serious" "pfft" Jakey shoots everyone in the building. "relax nothing's go-" "JAKEY ONE MORE STUNT LIKE THAT AND I'LL HAVE YOUR... YOUR... your... um..." "gun?" "no the thing with the shiny gold thing that says you're a police guy" "badge?" "YES THAT" "well, captain, with all due respect, i doubt you could do any better" "0/10" "not even trolling" "I'LL SHOW YOU" Captain Bran grabs his gun and runs outside. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" Captain Bran shoots everyone outside. "SEE" "i bow to your skills, captain" "THAT'S RIGHT" Captain Bran walks to his seat, spins in his chair, and puts his feet on his desk. "can i have a raise" "i don't see why not" "everything's coming up jakey!!!" Jakey heads back to the cubicles and sits at a desk. "jakey you're in my chair" "i don't see your name on it" Eif points to a word written in permanent marker. "that says brad" "that is my name" "no it isn't stop being gay" "brad can't be gay because brad is the best guy" "yes but you are not brad" "yes i am" "no you aren't" "you sound mad" "i am livid" "you know the only way to truly defeat the chair is to CONTROL IT" "it is an inanimate object" "0/10" "sigh" The two raise their arms and slap at eachother when A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Operation. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Eif runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of fire. Fire shoots from Eif's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job eif" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:18 pm

CHAPTOUR FIVE:
"okay so we need to play every breath you take" "pfft" "jakey i'm serious" "pfft" Jakey plays Peanuts on his guitar. "relax nothing's go-" "JAKEY ONE MORE STUNT LIKE THAT AND I'LL HAVE YOUR... YOUR... your... um..." "guitar?" "no the thing with the speakers that sound comes out of" "amp?" "YES THAT" "well, sting, with all due respect, i doubt you could do any better" "0/10" "not even trolling" "I'LL SHOW YOU" Captain Sting grabs his bass and runs outside. "EVERY BREATH YOU TAKE EVERY BOND YOU BREAK EVERY CLAIM YOU STAKE EVERY MOVE YOU MAKE I'LL BE WATCHING YOU" "well then" "SEE" "i bow to your skills, sting" "THAT'S RIGHT" Captain Sting walks to his seat, spins in his chair, and puts his feet on his desk. "can i have more creative control over the next album" "i don't see why not" "everything's coming up jakey!!!" Jakey heads back to the studio and enters a recording booth. "jakey you're using my microphone" "i don't see your name on it" Eif points to a word written in permanent marker. "that says brad" "that is my name" "no it isn't stop being gay" "brad can't be gay because brad is the best guy" "yes but you are not brad" "yes i am" "no you aren't" "you sound mad" "i am livid" "you know the only way to truly defeat the microphone is to CONTROL IT" "it is an inanimate object" "0/10" "sigh" The two raise their arms and slap at eachother when A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Russian Roulette. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Tony runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of earth. Earth shoots from Tony's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job tony" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:18 pm

CHAPTOUR SIX:
"pffhahahaha" "my sides" "i can't contain the laughter" "i just pissed myself" "that's gross jakey" "0/10" "WHAT IS ALL THAT RACKET" "we invented this great new game" "what is it" "THE game" "PROGRESS HOUUUUSE" Progress House run away from Dean Svart. They're Progress House they like to progress in things because they are cool they're Progress House "finally i have finished this 10,000-piece lady gaga jigsaw puzzle time to find a frame for it" "pffhahahaha" "my sides" "i have never felt so much laughter" "i am standing in a puddle of my own urine" "WHAT IS ALL THAT RACKET" Dean Svart turns around to see one piece stolen from his Lady Gaga jigsaw puzzle! "give me back my puzzle piece!!!" "i'd rather not" Eif chucks the puzzle piece into the river. "PROGRESS HOUUUUSE" Progress House run away from Dean Svart. They're really cool they're funny lads they do things as a prank they're Progress House "finally i have finished my memoirs time to call a publisher" "pffhahahahaha" "my sides" "there is more laughter than is humanly possible to shake a pheasant at" "my pants are soaked in urine" Dean Svart turns around to see his memoirs going through the paper shredder. "PROGRESS HOUUUUSE" Progress House run away from Dean Svart If they were any cooler they'd be frozen in ice they're super-cool they're Progress House "finally i have gotten all gold medals in driving school time to find my camera" "pffhahahaha" "my sides" "i'm going to explode from laughter" "i am waist-deep in my own urine" Dean Svart turns around to find his save file deleted. "p-progress house" Dean Svart collapses to the ground, many single tears working their way down his face. "why progress house" Dean Svart looks Progress House in the eyes. "why would you do this to me... progress house" Dean Svart stands up and grabs a knife. "i can't go on, progress house" Dean Svart thrusts the knife into his own chest. "um dude we just swapped the memory card" "w-what" "dude we're not lame" "..." "..." "progress house" Dean Svart falls to the ground, dead, with a smile formed on his lips. Then A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Pin-the-Tail-on-the-Donkey. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Michelle runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of light. Light shoots from Michelle's right hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job michelle" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:18 pm

CHAPTOUR SEVEN:
"so you see svart, amiee :3 would be a perfect fit for the part of han solo" "han solo is a man" "it's called 'retcon'" "well... wait no no never no" Svart storms out of Jakey's mansion. "should we kill him" "nah i have a better idea" Eif and Bran hop on Svart's flight to Greenland and hide out in his barn until dark. "so what's the plan" "let's cut the head off of his favourite daughter and place it in his bed" "let's cut the head off of his favourite penis and place it in his bed" "wouldn't that wake him up" "so" "good point" "wait i have a better idea" "tell me it" "let's do BOTH" "wait i have a better idea let's do something else" "okay" Bran and Eif camp out in Svart's room until Svart wakes up. "SURPRISE" "HAPPY BIRTHDAY" "how did you know!!!" "just a lucky guess" "so can amiee :3 have the part" "haha no" "well we tried" Eif heads to Svart's daughter's room and drags her in by her feet. "so" "so" "which is more important; your artistic vision or your daughter" "my artistic vision" "all right" Eif chucks Svart's daughter out the window. "you made your choice" "GUARDS RELEASE THE HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Final Fantasy XIV. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Amiee :3 runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of pastry. Pastry shoots from Amiee :3's right hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job amiee :3" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:19 pm

CHAPTOUR EIGHT:
"hey jakey let's play sonic, the hedgehog heroes" "i can't i have to do my taxes" "the lonestar state?" "the what" "the biggest state" "alaska?" "no texas" "taxes" "exactly" "sigh" Jakey fills out Tax Form 5-H03. "this is boring we have sonic, the hedgehog heroes to play!!!" "oh fuck it let's go" Days pass, with Jakey, Eif, and Bran playing Sonic, the Hedgehog Heroes. "hey did you ever finish your texas" "my what" "good point" "open up it's the irs" "OH FUCK I NEVER FINISHED MY TAXES" "the lonestar state?" "fuck off eif" "no" "fuck" The Irs bashes down the door, riding their bears. "did you finish your taxes" "nope" "oh" The Irs hang their head, embarassed. "well this is embarassing" "the narrator confirmed as much" "the what" "you know" "well anyway you're under arrest and whatnot" "fuck off irs" "no" "fuck" "oh fuck is that sonic, the hedgehog heroes" "yeah" "ooh can i play" "sure you can be tails" "i fucking love tails!!!" "hq to irs hq to irs please respond" "hey bro we're just playing sonic, the hedgehog heroes" "oh fuck i love that game" "i know wanna be knuckles" "i fucking love knuckles!!!" "he's so dreamy" "and i can totally identify with the way he gets tricked by dr. robotnik every game" "who" "the villain" "that's dr. eggman" "HERESY" "you sound mad" "RELEASE THE HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT"
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Sonic, the Hedgehog Heroes. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Sheriff Antony runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of imagination. Imagination shoots from Sheriff Antony's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job sheriff antony" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:20 pm

CHAPTOUR NINE:
"WE MUST ASSAULT THE CASTLE" "what" "they're having a party and we weren't invited" "THE BASTARDS" "let's goooooooooooo" The eight brave warriors charge across the field of rakes. One by one, the adventurers step on rakes, and are hit in the head. "ow" "pain" "help" "WE HAVE TO GO ON" "but we're not even halfway through the field!!!" "yes but to go back we'd have to step on more rakes" "fuck my life" The eight brave heroes continue their charge across the field of rakes after a brief rest. More rakes are stepped on, and more head injuries sustained, but they push on and reach the castle. "pant pant" "halt we can't let you in without an invitation" "oh" "give me a minute" Jakey takes out his ochre crayon and scribbles something on a post card from the Fjords of Chicago. "will this do" "i'll have to ask my boss" "fine" "hey boss they brought this" "seems legit" "you're in" "cool" "sweet" The adventurers head inside and are faced with A HARLEQUIN FOETUS PIŅATA
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Throw Baby, Catch Baby. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" The harlequin foetus knight runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of harlequin foetus. Harlequin foetus shoots from the harlequin foetus knight's left hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job harlequin foetus knight" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:20 pm

CHAPTOUR TEN:
"IT'S TIME TO GO TO THAT FACTORY TO RECEIVE OUR LEGENDARY WEAPONS BITCHES" "but we do that every rpgboot" "not iv and viii" "but those sucked" "good point" "and anyway my shelves are full of legendary weapons" "i barely have room for my gaston collector's plates" "and my the genie collector's plates" "FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME YOUR GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING THE GENIE COLLECTOR'S PLATES ARE FUCKING WORTHLESS LIKE THE FUCKING CUNTS PICTURED ON THEM" "popular line the genie said" "fuck i read that in his voice" "..." "..." "stop breaking the fourth wall" "NEVER" "anyway it's time to wander aimlessly" "my favourite time of the rpgboot" The eight run straight into a giant plant. "woah deja vu" "taylor use your grass powers!!!" "i have wind powers" "oh right but surely amiee :3 has grass powers" "no because you guys said i should have pastry powe-" "THAT IS NO EXCUSE FOR YOUR LACK OF FORESIGHT" The giant plant devours the seven intrepid adventurers, as well as Jakey. "welp" "guys i have an idea" "if it involves using fire, eifion, i swear to fucking god" "um... no..." Eif sweeps aside a box of matches with his foot. "guys i have an idea" "i'm listening" "fucking ICE" "brilliant; run with it" "okay" Bran runs to the other end of the plant, ice cube in hand. "..." "..." "that is not what i had in mind" "but i can only ascertain what you have in mouth" "..." "..." "shut up" Bran blasts his way out of the giant planet. "so wait; all these years we've been getting sucked into the cold vacuum of space because of a typo" "fuck off you try writing better" "sigh" Suddenly, someone changes the bag! "oh i get it; vacuum as in vacuum cleaner" "it is a pun" "a shitty pun" "TAKE THAT BACK YOU YOU YOU NOT THAT COOL GUY" "TAKE THAT BACK" "NOT UNTIL YOU TAKE BACK WHAT YOU SAID THREE LINES AGO" "NEVER" "well then it seems we are at an impasse" Then A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Sheriff Antony twirls his revolvers. "heh" Bran launches the harlequin foetus knight into the air, and Sheriff Antony shoots it with his revolvers. Taylor leaps into the air and impales the harlequin foetus knight. Taylor leaps off, and Tony runs at the harlequin foetus knight, sword dragging across the floor, and releases it into a deadly spiral of energy. The harlequin foetus knight is launched into the air, and Michelle leaps at it and kicks it at a wall. Amiee :3 makes pastry for Jakey and Eif as they play Strip Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock. "so like" "yeah?" "what now" "well according to protocol, one of us has to get his/her powers now" "but i already have them" "play along you you not-very-cool guy" "TAKE THAT BACK" "okay yeah that was mean" "OKAY" Jeffrey runs around aimlessly and gets struck by a bolt of it. It shoots from Jeffrey's right hand and obliterates the harlequin foetus knight. "wow nice job jeffrey" "yeah you're pretty cool" "you mean it?!" "no" "fuck"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:20 pm

CHAPTOUR ELEVEN:
"IT'S TIME FOR SOME MORE BAD COPYING AND PASTING BITCHES" "but we haven't copy/pasted ANYTHING from previous rpgboots yet" "you're proving me righter and righter" Eif rubs his chin. "oh look it's mitt romney" "oh fuck i love mitt romney" "MITT ROMNEY CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH" "dancing is my life" "YOU ARE THE WORST PRESIDENT EVER I FUCKING HATE YOU YOU FUCKING CUNT I FUCKING HATE YOU" "dancing is my life" "OH NO IT IS TIME FOR MORTAL COMBAT" Sheriff Antony draws his sword. Mitt Romney dances and draws his sword as well.
Ron Paul slides towards Sheriff Antony and hacks his legs off at the feet. "ow" "dancing is my life" Mitt Romney hookshots up to the roof. "what an amazing man" "he didn't have any autograph cards!!!" "WHAT HOW DARE HE NOT PURCHASE ITEMS TO CARRY IN THE OFF-CHANCE THAT SOMEONE HE WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN WANTS AN AUTOGRAPH" "i know right" "i must speak to president obama at once" "hello" "hello mistour president did you know that mitt romney doesn't carry autograph cards" "THE CUNT" "i know right"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:20 pm

CHAPTOUR TWELVE:
"i know what must be done" Jakey draws his sword. "so be it" Eif draws his sword, and the two being chopping onions. Single tears stream down their faces. "it will be worth it for the fondue we're about to make" "fondue is like cheese sauce you know right" "..." "..." "0/10" "fuck" The two serve the fondue. "so who's our villain today" "um um how about bran" "what" "why me" "because you always forget your wallet when we go out to eat" "i'm a very forgetful person" "well not any more!!!" Eif chops Bran's head off. "ow" "what a satisfying conclusion" "i sure am satisfied"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] XI   Fri Apr 20, 2012 2:21 pm

CHAPTOUR THIRTEEN:
"IT'S TIME FOR THE SAME ENDING AS ALWAYS BITCHES" "..." "..." "FUCK" "welp" "that's it, rpgboot is over" "i'm so sorry" "sorry doesn't cut it" The actors leave the set in shame. "what have i done" Eif turns and heads to the janitor's closet, head held in shame. "goodbye... cruel world" Eif hits himself over the head with a mop repeatedly. "ow" "lo all" Stevman does a kneeslide onto the set, shredding the shreddiest solo ever heard by mortal ears. "..." "..." "okay rpgboot's not over any more" "ow" "eif you can stop hitting yourself with that mop" "must atone for sins" "take me home" "NO MICHELLE IT IS TIME YOU LEARNED WHERE HOME IS" "but then my catchphrase would be meaningless" "we survive just fine without catchphrases!!!" "YOU HAVE NO SOULS" Michelle turns and heads for home. "where do i live" "sigh" Jakey and Michelle head home. "where's og loc when you need him"
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