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PostSubject: frend: April Fools' Day Special!!   Sun Apr 01, 2012 12:18 pm

frend april full day spesiol!!!!

#wow #whoa

chapter april: put the lime in the coconut or it's bye-bye stacey

hi im RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
im hey! arnold
hey hey! arnold
hey RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
hey! arnold there are starving children in alabama
i know, RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME, they have to walk 10000000 miles each day to reach a water pump
and they can't possibly relocate closer to the pump
we should make it our life goal to help these children as much as we can!!
yes hey! arnold, we can use our huge paychecks that we recieve as administrators of a thriving pharmaceuticals company to buy and personally distribute water pumps, rice, and Prack to each starving child in alabama
but RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME we don't have any arms or legs
oh yeah i forgot
i guess we will have to spend our money on PS3 games instead
yes, but the selection of PS3 games on the market is so vast i don't know if our paychecks will be enough to even skim the surface of the PS3's game library
RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME don't go into the light
but my father is calling me
i need you here with me
but there is something i must do
will you return
i don't know
*embrace*

Elsewhere...

Children, I would quite like to be released from these shackles santa
no can do, farmer joe
Drat santa
we need the secret to turning corn into ethanol, farmer joe
and only by inserting this silly straw into your nose can we do that
But I will look silly, children santas sad onoz
we all have to make sacrificies
How could you all betray me like this santas sad onoz
turning corn into ethanol is the only way to restore order to this world
no longer can we go on watching this world destroy itself
its inhabitants are hellbent on destruction and greed
you said it, ryan seacrest
But turning corn into ethanol is only a small piece of the puzzle santas sad onoz
0/10
Not even trolling santa
not getting any higher
Cry more santa
maybe i will
but seriously though turning corn into ethanol is the only answer
What about the bomb-that-causes-world-peace that I keep in my basement santa
oh hmmm
we'll go check it out
Please don't rearrange the furniture santa
can't promise anything

Elsewhere...

i sure do miss RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME
hello my name is chad gibson
hey chad gibson
hey hey! arnold
chad gibson let's go to walmart
i totally don't want to go there
what!! RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME would have never turned down a trip to walmart
RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME isn't here
take that back!!
i refuse to take back facts
oh that seems reasonable
i am glad we could find a mutual understanding on this conflict
are you flirting with me, chad gibson Wink
maybe i am Wink
oh but that's GAY
your face is GAY
take me in your arms
i would but i'm all busy eating this carrot
*storm off in tears*
what have i done

Elsewhere...

I Sure Am Glad Farmer Joe Let Us Record Our Album In His Basement
you said it, robert truckdriver
hello
hello small child would you like an autograph
yes please, james henderfeldt
oh dear god i seem to have forgotten my autograph cards
how do you sleep at night
Sad
seriously though is there a bomb-that-causes-world-peace down here
oh yeah we use it as a table
we put our cans of Washington Post on it and snort lines of Prack off of it
ohhh but i need to detonate it
oh hmmm this is a bit problematic
what if i yell at you in a stern voice
but that would be mean
oh yeah you're right
kid you have issues
i had a tough childhood
brought up on the streets
i learned to fight for myself
you joined at a gang at an early age
i have stolen many things
You Have A Gun At All Times
oh good point *fire*
nooooooooooo!!! *leap*
Kirk Hamburger You Took A Bullet For Me
you would have done the same for me
Um Yeah Definitely
tell our unborn child to believe in himself and that his father loves him
We Don't Have An Unborn Child, Kirk Hamburger
since when
1994
fuck *ded*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo
his sacrifice will be honoured in the coming empire
by the way i detonated the bomb of world peace
Group Hug!!
i love you guys
i love you guys more
i find that highly doubtful

Elsewhere...

Thank you for releasing me, Vladimir Ilyich Lenin santa
farmer joe we can be a family again
Now that there is world peace, we can turn corn into ethanol for the powers of good and friendship, and rejoice santa
life sure is good

Elsewhere...

world peace sure is nice, chad gibson
I agree, hey! arnold
hey guys
oh hey RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME where have you been
oh you know, just practising my licks
come everyone, let's join together and sing a song of friendship and unity
♪ heal the wooooooooorld ♪
♪ Make it a better place santa
♪ for youuuuu and for meeeeee ♪
♪ And The Entire Human Race ♪
♪ there are peeeeeople dying ♪
♪ if you care enough for the living ♪
♪ Make a better place santa
♪ For You And For Meeeeeeeeeee ♪
seriously though this is gay as fuck

The narrator awakens in cold sweats, panting heavily. He stumbles to the bathroom and splashes his face with water.
"What a nightmare!" he whimpers. His wife enters the room.
"Dear, come to bed, it's late."
"I love you, Kelly-Anne". They kiss tenderly. "And I'm never taking you for granted ever again."


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