LEAP DAY SPECIAL AND SHIT:
"jakey my calendar is broken" "wat" "it says it's 29 february" "oh dear" "we have to go to the calendarist's" "TO THE JAKEYMOBILE" The Jakey symbol flashes in front of the screen. "jakey you do not have a car" "oh then we walk" Jakey and Michelle walk to the calendarist's. "yo dawg welcome to the fucking CALENDARIST'S SHOP nigga whats up!!!" "eif you are scaring me" "oh it's just you" Eif grabs his copy of Anal Monthly and puts his feet up. "our calendar is broken" "gee" "it says it's 29 february" "that is because it is a leap year" "a what" "a year that has 366 days" "you're making that up" "no it happens once every four years" "really" "really" "then how come i haven't heard of it in the six groups of four years i've been alive" "it's new" "fuck my life; first daylight savings time, now this" "sigh" "it could be worse" "how" "amiee :3's birthday is today" "wait so she's only had... six birthdays?!" "yeah" "fuck" "also i have to go buy a gift for someone who is totally NOT amiee :3" Eif runs out of the shop and puts up the closed sign, locking the door behind him. "WAIT WE'RE ST-" "CAN'THEARYOUBYE" Eif runs off. "fuck my life"
"eif you are late" "yes i am!!!" "do you even know what day it is today!!!" "er tuesday" "it's wednesday" "oh same thing" "that's not the point it's my birthday" "oh well all i have with me is this PRESENT" "GIMME" Amiee :3 rips the present from Eif's hands and tears off the wrapping. "oh boy a box" "not just a box" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... THE CAN OF DIET SPRITE. "oh my god this is the best day of my life!!!" Amiee :3 begins crying tears of happiness. "hey amiee :3 we finally got out of the calendarist's" "oh what did you get me" Jakey eyes the can of Diet Sprite. "um" Jakey begins to sweat. "don't worry i got this" Michelle hands Amiee :3 her present, which Amiee :3 opens to find... THE PAPER SHREDDER. "my life is complete" Amiee :3 hugs her new can of Diet Sprite and her paper shredder. "so jakey what did YOU get me" "oh you know just this thing" Jakey hands Amiee :3 his present, which Amiee :3 rips into to find... A BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... ANOTHER BOX. "OH FUCK" Amiee :3 opens the box to find... THE FRIENDSHIP BRACELET. "it was totally my idea" "wait what it was totally m-" "FUCK OFF MICHELLE NO ONE LIKES YOU" Amiee :3 dons the friendship bracelet, a single tear streaming down her face. "now i have one friend" "it's me btw" Then A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Adrian runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of proud. Anal shoots from Mercutio's hands at the harlequin foetus knight, destroying it instantly. "phyllyp stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"