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Burning Organ - Paul Gilbert
I like Rock is a pretty groovy song. Nothing special. I, IV and V all the way. It's only 2:10 long so it's listenable, and the solo is amazingly enough k despite being generic as sex.
My Religion has a groovy intro, but leads to a kinda boring song. Not too big of a fan of the vocals, but the guitar is consistently nice. The solo is kinda wtf-inducing, but it's bearable. Outro is outright horrible.
Bliss is amazing in every single way. Intro, vocals, riff, drums, solo. It is probably my favorite song from the album. The grooviness in the verse compared to the riff in the chorus mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.
Suicide Lover an intro that starts with "she's the best girl that I've ever kissed" just screams bad. And to be honest, it's catchy, but hey so is every bad song ever to be made
. To be fair it's not THAT bad, just not good. The backing vocals are groovy as intercourse.
Friday Night (Say Yeah) I'd dance waltz to this any day. It's kinda similar to Suicide Lover in the sense that it's boring. And the fact that it's 3/4 doesn't help it!!!!!!
I Am Satan brings forth the giggles because it's so strange. It's cool because of the strangeness and stuff. And the tri-tone-rape-parts of death cause erections in all of the world, even Sweden.
G.V.R.O. We've all wanted to turn the distortion up and cover classical music without being generic and annoying. Sir Gilbert is a nice guy because he didn't give an excrement about the distortion-part. Still kind of generic, but it's k because Paul Gilbert.
My Drum is an okay song. It's kinda strange, but groovy. I enjoy it more than a slice of bread with chocolate, but less than my guitar. And drum solos are almost always annoying.
Amy is Amazing is er... listenable at best!!!
Not really a fan of the sound of the song. Kinda boring really.
Muscle Car a really groovy song, such a shame it's tuned down though. I guess it adds an effect to the song but still :'( I am quite the fan of shuffle as well, so mmmm at that. The solos are boring, but okay. The post-solo section is super kewl. Not much more to say about the song!!
I Feel Love another song which is great as intimate touching. It's cool because you can sing Barbra Streissand. The vocals on the songs are cool regardless though, despite the lack of real lyrics.
Burning Organ if the everyday fapping isn't executed while listening to this song, you must either be deaf or sexually retarded. It's packed with groove mmmmmmmm.
Keep on Keepin' On it makes sense to put this song at the end of the album. Doesn't mean I like it though!!! It sounds like a boring, generic movie-song. It's okay at best. And I have not heard the last part of it before now. Not too impressed though
Highlights: Bliss, I Feel Love and Burning Organ
Lowlights: Friday Night (Say Yeah), My Religion and Amy is Amazing.