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 Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] Halloween Special

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PostSubject: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] Halloween Special   Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:05 pm

"okay so we like wait in this field" "yeah" "and some amazing gourd will rise from the ground" "technically it's a mildly impressive gourd but-" "YOU MADE US SIT OUT HERE FOR FIVE HOURS FOR 'MILDLY IMPRESSIVE'" "you sound mad" "how much longer anyway" "about three hours" "..." "..." "fuck it i'm leaving" "me too" "let's go get ice cream!!!" "i'm in!!!" Taylor, Tony, Eif and Bran get up. "you coming jakey" "nah you enjoy your ice cream while i wait another three hours in this cold dark field in the middle of nowhere where nobody could hear me scream or find my cold lifeless body for weeks and stare at this mildly impressive gourd" "yeah good luck with that" "I'M NOT TAKING PICTURES" "..." "..." "fuck" Eif sits down next to Jakey. "well bye guys" "bye" "this shit had BETTER be mildly impressive as FUCK" "it's the most mildly impressive thing i've ever heard of" "we'll see" Jakey and Eif wait an hour. "oh shit i just remembered i brought DELICIOUS CANDY" "sweet!!!" Jakey empties his pockets. "fuck yeah" Eif unwraps a Hershey bar. "..." "..." "why the fuck is it all melted" "it's been in my pocket for twelve years" "..." "..." "oh well" Eif and Jakey feast on melted chocolate. "how much longer now" "um an hour and forty minutes" "fuck" The two wait for an hour and a half. "hey guys" "you can't do this fag" "can't do what" "can't fucking come back to see the mildly impressive gourd after eif and i have waited here for fucking eight hours" "yeah we can" "no you can't because!!!" Jakey knocks the three of them out. "oh man now it's time for the mildly impressive gourd" "oh boy oh boy" The Mildly Impressive Gourd rises from the field. "wow" "wow" "you're right that is mildly impressive" "pay up" Eif rummages through his pockets and and gives Jakey 50. "ALL FOR JAKEY" "did i miss it" "yeah" "fuck" Michelle falls to the ground, her knees scraping against twigs, drawing blood in several places. The Mountain Dew bottles she was carrying fall to the ground with a tink. "oh shit be careful!!!" "life isn't worth living if i can't see a mildly impressive gourd" "you have a point" Suddenly, A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Adrian runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of proud. Anal shoots from Mercutio's hands at the harlequin foetus knight, destroying it instantly. "phyllyp stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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