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PostSubject: guys   Thu Oct 20, 2011 2:34 pm

GUYS
http://wxrt.radio.com/2011/10/12/100-greatest-singers-of-all-time-do-you-agree/#photo-1

WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY
Let's go through this [notable] person by [notable] person

99: Steven Tyler
Er... well... I like his voice and all, but just what are we rating this on?
98: Stevie Nicks
She can't sing. At all. Ever.
97: Joe Cocker
Okay, this has to be a joke.
76: Steve Perry
I'd have put him closer to the top 20. Also, what the fuck is with his cheeks in that picture? Seriously.
75: Iggy Pop
PUT ON A FUCKING SHIRT
66: Thom Yorke
I do think Thom is one of the 100 best singers. When he decides to sing slower songs, such as Fake Plastic Trees and Gagging Order, his voice is perfectly toned to get the most out of it. When he sings faster rock songs, such as 2+2=5 and The Bends, his voice is toned very well, also. I'd definitely throw him in the top 25.
64: Axl Rose
... WHAT. Axl, as a singer, is "good" at best. Sure, he can belt out songs like Shackler's Revenge and Welcome to the Jungle all fucking day, but songs like Patience and November Rain in no way stack up to, say, Don't Stop Believin' and High and Dry. Putting Axl above Thom or Steve is a joke.
61: Roger Daltrey
Roger can sing. He just chooses not to. Seriously, if he put half the effort into any given The Who song as he put into Love Reign O'er Me, The Who would be the best band ever. Sadly, he just chooses to halfass it. Seriously, if he can sing Love Reign O'er Me, there's no excuse why nearly everything else sounds awful in comparison.
58: Christina Agulera
... Christina Agulera, better than Roger, Thom and Steve. Nice joke.
48: Buddy Holly
HA.
47: Jim Morrison
Here's another guy I'd put in the top 25.
45: Kurt Cobain
You all know I love Kurty, but seriously. Putting him above Steve Perry, Thom Yorke, Jim Morrison and Roger Daltrey is just retarded. I love his voice and all, but Jesus. In an objective list, he shouldn't be anywhere near the top 50.
38: Elton John
... seriously? I'd have bet he'd be in the top five, any day.
36: Bruce Springsteen
Now they're just being retarded. There's no way he's better than Elton John, or any of the other guys I've listed as "super-great".
32: Bono
I love Bono, but fuck. He doesn't deserve to be anywhere near 32, or maybe even 72.
28: Janis Joplin
I thought we were past the people who can't sing?
25: Michael Jackson
Another I'd figured for the top five.
23: David Bowie
This is about where I would have thrown him.
21: Johnny Cash
Figured for the top ten.
19: Bob Marley
Retarded.
18: Freddie Mercury
... I figured him for the winner. Like, best singer ever. Seriously, Freddie Mercury should be at least top three.
17: Tina Turner
What.
16: Mick Jagger
COME ON. MICK JAGGER IS NOT AS GOOD AS FREDDIE. NOT EVEN CLOSE.
15: Robert Plant
Figured for top five.
11: Paul McCartney
... he was my second choice for the top spot. Who the fuck is writing this?
9: Stevie Wonder
I wouldn't have thrown him in the top ten, but top twenty-five, sure.
7: Bob Dylan
... no words. Just, no words.
5: John Lennon
After Macca got thrown out of the top ten, I figured Lennon for the winner. Fuck this.
3: Elvis Presley
I guess I should have expected this, but I wouldn't have put him anywhere near the top 30.
1: Aretha Franklin
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Fuck this. I'm going home.
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PostSubject: Re: guys   Fri Oct 21, 2011 12:51 am

GUYS
http://wxrt.radio.com/2011/10/20/100-greatest-guitarists-of-all-time-do-you-agree/#photo-1

WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY
Let's go through this [notable] person by [notable] person

100: Kim Thayil
Didn't actually expect this.
96: Angus Young
Gee. I expected him to be in the top ten. Glad he isn't.
87: Joan Jett
Really? She hasn't really done anything impressive.
86: Tony Iommi
... seriously?! His riffs alone should put him in the top twenty.
85: Randy Rhoads
Randy should be fucking MUCH closer to the number one spot. I love this fucker.
82: David Gilmour
... um. He would have been in the top five in my predictions.
70: Eddie Van Halen
... these guys are defying all generic list expectations. Hendrix will be eighteenth, and the winner will be Zakk Wylde or Guitar Hero Slash. Calling it.
64: Mick Ronson
Nice guy. Shame I forget him all the time.
60: Jonny Greenwood
Really? Above David Gilmour and Randy Rhoads? I like the man's work, but seriously?
55: Ritchie Blackmore
... I am awestruck. Ritchie is generally a guy I'd peg as a top tenner.
50: Pete Townshend
... er.
48: Joe Perry
... better than Ritchie and Pete? Nope.
45: Frank Zappa
If they were trying to be hipster, they'd place him at the top.
40: John Fogerty
... he's not better than Joe Perry, letalone Ritchie, David, Eddie, Randy and Pete.
39: Brian May
39? Seri-I GET IT. CLEVER.
38: Peter Green
Seriously? I never expected to find him here.
31: Dick Dale
Nope. Never. There's no way this asshole is better than Ritchie and Randy.
27: Mark Knopfler
... are they just trying to be MEGA-hipsters?
26: Tom Morello
Would I place Morello in a best guitarists list? Nah. Most innvoative? Sure.
24: The Edge
... I CAN PLAY THREE CHORDS GUYS
21: George Harrison
I'd be behind this, but everyone knows Macca was better.
18: John Frusciante
Hmm. I could get behind it, if he wasn't ahead of David, George, Brian and Randy.
17: Jack White
I expected him to be closer to the top five.
16: Johnny Ramone
WHAT JUST WHAT
15: Carlos Santana
I'd be more tempted to believe this if he hadn't released a "butchering the classics" album.
12: Kurt Cobain
You can't do this. You can't put a riffs guy up top if similar riffs guys are in the 70s.
11: Kirk Hamburger
... I expected him to win it all.
10: Keith Richards
He's not that great. Certainly not like David or Brian.
9: Jimmy Page
... okay. I half expected him to win. He's about where I'd put him, but not in comparison with EVERYONE ELSE SO FAR.
7: Stevie Ray Vaughan
GENERIC BLUES BEATS GREAT RIFFS ANY DAY
4: Eric Clapton
I expected this.
1: Jimi Hendrix
LIKE EVERY OTHER LIST EVER Not that I'm complaining. He deserves it.
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PostSubject: Re: guys   Thu Nov 03, 2011 1:03 pm

GUYS
http://wxrt.radio.com/2011/10/21/100-greatest-albums-released-since-2000-do-you-agree/#photo-1

WHAT THE FUCK SERIOUSLY
Let's go through this [notable] album by [notable] album

89: Radiohead 'Hail to the Thief'
If this is Radiohead's sole album on the list I will be DISAPPOINTED.
88: Brian Wilson 'Smile'
UGH
82: Queens of the Stone Age 'R'
Well, it's all right.
74: Red Hot Chili Peppers 'Stadium Arcadium'
Really?
73: Coldplay 'Parachutes'
I didn't expect this, since Viva la Vida was in the 80s.
71: Franz Ferdinand 'Franz Ferdinand'
I'm okay with this.
68: U2 'How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb'
Gee.
30: Radiohead 'In Rainbows'
Then what the fuck is 1-29?
25: Radiohead 'Amnesiac'
Better than In Rainbows? Don't make me laugh. I have a condition.
22: Green Day 'American Idiot'
All right.
19: The White Stripes 'White Blood Cells'
Okay, what the fuck won?
5: The White Stripes 'Elephant'
There is no way IN HELL that this is better than White Blood Cells.
2: The Strokes 'Is This It'
Okay.
1: Radiohead 'Kid A'
I DIDN'T SEE THIS COMING
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