Six months ago (2011):
Bush kidnapped by the League of Republicans for some reason (or so they have led Obama to believe)
Barack Obama stole it with the help of
Pizzo
The White Stripes broke up
One year ago (2010):
Colour names happened
"Rolling in the Deep" came out
Annoying Spelling officially recognised as a language by the United Nations
Oasis broke up
Two years ago (2009):
Jakey plays a Pokémon game for the first time ever ever; this is important somehow
21st Century Breakdown came out
Prack's self-titled came out
All of Prack were killed by Kenneth Lewis
Music, Could be Better started
Rock Band The Beatles and the remastered catalogue came out
Beartato is discovered; Harrison Stories happens
BroGamers
shoe
Adam Lambert lost American Idol
Teh Forum died
Jakey skips school to be cool
Three years ago (2008):
Barack Obama became president
Jakey got a girlfriend; wouldn't shut up about it (it lasted fifteen days give or take)
GHG officially killed; wiped entirely
Everyone assraped Riot! a year after it came out
Tony leaves forever
David Cook won American Idol
Four years ago (2007):
Guitar Hero III: Legends of Rock came out
Rock Band came out
GHG happened
frend
Icky Thump came out
Echoes, Silence, Patience and Grace came out
Five years ago (2006):
Guitar Hero II came out
The Raconteurs' debut, Broken Boy Soldiers, came out
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion came out
Kingdom Hearts II came out
Six years ago (2005):
Resident Evil 4 came out
Sony PSP released
Seven years ago (2004):
Rugrats ended
Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas came out
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater came out
Nintendo DS released
American Idiot came out
Eight years ago (2003):
Pokémon Ruby/Sapphire came out
Jak II came out
Nine years ago (2002):
Grand Theft Auto: Vice City came out
Ten years ago (2001):
Microsoft Xbox released
Nintendo GameCube released
Rugrats celebrated their tenth anniversary with "All Growed Up", spin-off series destroyed Nickelodeon credibility two years later
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty came out
Eleven years ago (2000):
Sony PlayStation 2 released
Pokémon Gold/Silver came out
Twelve years ago (1999):
Sega Dreamcast released
SpongeBob SquarePants debuts
Thirteen years ago (1998):
Pokémon Red/Blue came out
Fourteen years ago (1997):
Tommy leaves Power Rangers until, like, we stopped watching
Backstreet Boys debut in the United States
Fifteen years ago (1996):
Power Rangers Zeo ends
Sixteen years ago (1995):
Sony PlayStation released
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers The Movie released
Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers ends