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 Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI

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PostSubject: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:40 pm

CHAPTOUR ONE:
"hey mistour king guy" "hello" "we have found this portal thing and we don't know what it is" "STAND BACK, BRAN, I GOT THIS" Jakey leaps into the portal. "shit" "okay all we have to do is wait for jakey to get back and tel-" Tony, Bran, Eif and Taylor leap in after him because they "thought it would be funny". "shit" "where are we" "the sign says... pittsburgh" "why is it all brown" "i think i'm gonna be sick" "okay guys i got this" Taylor calls a cloud and hops on. "GET ON FAGS" Jakey hops on, but falls through the cloud and lands anal-first on an explosive barrel. "fuck" The barrel explodes, sending Jakey flying into the side of the Pittsburgh National Museum. "ouch" "okay i have an idea" Bran walks up to a guy. "hello" "hello" "sir do you know where we are" "pittsburgh" "um where's pittsburgh" "right next to the great nation of alabama of course!!!" "oh dear" "we appear to be... a long, long way from home" "how did you get here anyway" "it was a monday, a day like any other day" The man explodes and reveals A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT "how rude"
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Jakey runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of mercury. Mercury comes out of Jakey's hands and forms a bow. "what the fuck is this shit" Jakey reshapes the bow into a sword and leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, hacking it into pieces. "jakey stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:40 pm

CHAPTOUR TWO:
"and touchdown!!!" "THIS IS BULLSHIT" Eif chucks his controller into the TV. "WHAT THE FUCK MAN" "yeah how can we play NHL '12 now!!!" "i was just about to prove to jakey that my baseballers could out-baseball his baseballers any day!!!" "oh fat chance my baseballers tuned their karts for max speed and acceleration" "doesn't mean shit without handling, fag" "handling? pfft pussy" "pussy? me? your baseballers are too pussy to even get their ball over the fucking net" "someone sounds mad" "yes someone does hint: it is you" "hey taylor it's time to take your medication, you know your BUTT MEDICINE" "and it's time for you to take your... your... BIG STUPID HUGE HEAD MEDICATION" "ouch my pride" "too far, taylor" "i'm so sorry" "sometimes... sorry isn't good enough" A single tear rolls down Jakey's face. "how can i ever make this up to you" "you can start by mending my broken heart" "rofl thats gay man" "IT'S TIME FOR PRESENTS" "shit" "oh boy" Jakey opens his presents to find A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Bran runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of neon. Neon comes out of Bran's hands and forms a bow. "what the fuck is this shit" Bran reshapes the bow into a sword and leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, hacking it into pieces. "bran stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:40 pm

CHAPTOUR THREE:
"hey jakey go to the postcube to see if my copy of the pudding club monthly came" "it's your magazine you get it" "... magazine?!" "oh shit" "it's not just a magazine, jakey, it also includes samples of several fine puddings from around the world" "i might care if pudding didn't taste like SHIT" "..." "..." "TAKE THAT BACK" "NO U" "NO ME" "fuck" "do it" "NEVER" "i hate to do this jakey" A single tear streams down Eif's cheek as he reaches for his gun. "we all must do things that cause us pain... every once in a while" A single tear streams down Jakey's smiling face as Eif pulls his trigger, his bullet killing Jakey instantly. Jakey falls to the ground, still smiling, as he knows he has finally completed what he was set on the planet to do. "goodbye... jakey" A single tear streams down Eif's cheek as he salutes his fallen friend's mausoleum, made out of pure platinum and diamonds. Then A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Taylor runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of plutonium. Plutonium comes out of Taylor's hands and forms a bow. "what the fuck is this shit" Taylor reshapes the bow into a sword and leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, hacking it into pieces. "taylor stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:40 pm

CHAPTOUR FOUR:
"PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG" Taylor holds a gun up to the guy behind the counter. "sir this is a post office the bank is next door" "... oh" Taylor sweats. "well this is embarassing" Taylor heads next door. "PUT THE MONEY IN THE BAG" Taylor holds a gun up to the guy on the couch. "sir this is timothy's house the bank is two buildings over" "TWICE IN ONE DAY JESUS CHRIST" Taylor drops his gun and begins sobbing in his hands. "i's not your fault" Taylor holds up his head through tears. "GODDAMMIT ORANGE JUST ONCE I'D LIKE TO ROB A BANK WITHOUT YOU FUCKING IT UP" Timothy wraps his arms around Taylor and begins to cry with him. Then A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Eif runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of gold. Gold comes out of Eif's hands and forms a bow. "what the fuck is this shit" Eif reshapes the bow into a sword and leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, hacking it into pieces. "eif stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:41 pm

CHAPTOUR FIVE:
"hello" "hello" "what the fuck do you want, sheriff" Sheriff Antony polishes his badge. "someone stole it" "WHAT" "i can't believe someone would steal it" "who would ever steal it" Sheriff Antony blows on his badge and pins it in place. "i bet it was orange who stole it" "of course! orange has a motive for stealing it!!!" "old" "butthurt" "NO U" "NO ME" "GUYS GUYS GUYS LET'S FOCUS ON THE TASK AT HAND" "all right" The six bind and gag Orange and bring him to an unknown location and tie him to a giant radio. "orange... why did you steal it" "look, i know i have a motive to steal it, but i didn't steal it" "wrong answer" The six put on their sound-proof earmuffs and set the radio to play Janis Joplin at full blast until Orange's ears bleed, a second later. "had enough" "YES IT WAS ME I DID IT I STOLE IT" "why did you steal it" "because i had a motive to steal it!!!" "that sounds logical" "it all makes sense" Three officers walk into the room. "take 'im away, boys" "I'M THE SHERIFF, JAKEY, I GET TO SAY THAT" "butthurt" The officers take Orange to his own prison cell. "i love the smell of justice in the morning" "old" Bush runs in. "GUYS I KNOW WHO STOLE IT" "yeah it was orange!!!" "..." "..." "um yeah that is what i was going to say" Bush chucks Obama into the trash can and laughs nervously. Then A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Tony runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of oxygen. Oxygen comes out of Tony's hands and forms a bow. "what the fuck is this shit" Tony reshapes the bow into a sword and leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, hacking it into pieces. "tony stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:42 pm

CHAPTOUR SIX:
"HEY" "what do you want, tim" "YOU HAVE TO GO PICK UP MY DRYCLEANING" "but we were just about to watch two and a half men" "YOU HAVE TO DO WHAT I SAY" "what why" "BECAUSE I AM RAILROADING YOU" "dude lame" "okay taylor you go" "what why me" "because we don't like you" "NO YOU ALL HAVE TO GO" "what" "I HAVE A LOT OF DRYCLEANING" "fuck" They head to Drycleanour's. "hey we're here for tim's laundry" "drycleaning" "whatever" "there's a VERY important difference" "i don't care" "see drycleaning is, well, drycleaned" "fascinating" "laundry is wetcleaned" "gee" "i never would have guessed" "and that, my friends, is why you came to drycleanour's" Drycleanour stands in front of an Alabamanian flag wearing a fluttering cape with his hands on his hips, looking up at the sky. "yeah" "sure" They grab Tim's drycleaning and head to his house. "YOU CAN'T COME INSIDE" "what why not" "IT IS BEING STEAMCLEANED" "but what about your laundry" "DRYCLEANING" "whatever where do we put it" "UM GOOD POINT TAKE IT BACK" "what" "this sucks" "let's take it to our house it's closer" "YOU CAN'T DO THAT" "why not" "I HAVE ANTHROPOVESTIPHOBIA" "what the fuck you just made that up" "NO IT MEANS FEAR OF OTHER PEOPLE WEARING MY CLOTHES" "but your clothes are really tacky" "yeah i wouldn't be caught dead wearing any of them" "YOU SAY THAT YET YOU KNOW IN YOUR HEART THAT I HAVE THE BEST WARDROBE" "gee" "well that's too bad" "let's go home i taped two and a half men" "hooray" "WAIT I AM NOW RAILROADING YOU TO DRYCLEANOUR'S" "but that's past our house" "I CAN RAILROAD THE DOOR LOCKED" "oh buggeration" "come on let's go" They head back to Drycleanour's. "it's closed" "well that's just great" "PICK THE LOCK" "what that's breaking and entering" "SO" "that's illegal without a permit" "GO GET ONE" "but sheriff antony's is on the other side of town" "BETTER START WALKING THEN" "fuck my life" They walk to Sheriff Antony's house. "oh man did you guys see tonight's two and a half men" "no tim is railroading us into getting his drycleaning" "but it's right there" "well his house is being steamcleaned so we like need to bring it back" "but drycleanour's is closed" "exactly" "oh i'll write you a breaking and entering permit" "thanks" "no problem" They head back to Drycleanour's. "shit we're out of lockpicks" "GO GET SOME" "but giuseppe's is on the other side of town" "BETTER START WALKING" "ugh" They head to Giuseppe's. "hey giuseppe we need lockpi-" "he's dead" "great" "STEAL THE LOCKPICKS" "fine" They steal the lockpicks and head back to Drycleanour's, pick the lock and deposit the clothes in Tim's file. "there we're done" "HEY CAN YOU GUYS PICK ME UP A PIZZA" "no" "RAILROAD TIME" "sigh" They head to Pat's Pizza. "hey we'd like a pizza" "what kind" "hmm" "hey tim what kind of toppings do you like" "SURPRISE ME" "all right" "well we could do something funny but we'd probably have to come back" "let's do pepperoni it should be safe" "all right" They bring the pizza back to Tim's house. "YUCK I DON'T LIKE PEPPERONI" "pick it off" "NO IT'LL STILL TASTE LIKE PEPPERONI" "okay we'll eat it" "NO YOU CAN'T EAT UNTIL I'VE EATEN" "what" "you can't railroad our mmmfmmmf!!!" "what the mmfmmf!!!" They head back to Pat's Pizza. "mmfmmmf" "okay" They bring the anchovy and sardine pizza back to Tim's house. "mmfmmf" "THANKS" Tim slams the door in their faces, when suddenly A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Sheriff Antony runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of silver. Silver comes out of Sheriff Antony's hands and forms a bow. "what the fuck is this shit" Sheriff Antony reshapes the bow into a sword and leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, hacking it into pieces. "sheriff antony stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:42 pm

CHAPTOUR SEVEN:
"my toes are cold" "my entire body is cold" "show-off" "quiet we need to conserve our energy out here for the midnight launch of the ps4!!!" "oh is that tonight" "HA more like in six months" "... then why are we here now" "the gaming potential!!!" "... what makes you think it'll even HAVE games" "the ps1, 2 and p had games" "but the ps3 and v didn't" "come on no self-respecting company would put out three consoles with no games" "sega did it" "and they went bankrupt" "no sonic and virtua fighter are st-" "SHUT UP" "touchy" "well goodbye eif" "what" "we don't want to wait out here six months" "but i was planning on using you as kindling when i get cold" "..." "..." "yeah definitely leaving" "no wait" Jakey, Bran, Tony and Taylor leave. "great now what am i supposed to do" A child steps up behind Eif. "hello" "hello" "come closer to me and my welding torch" "sounds good" Eif welds the child's body into kindling, when suddenly A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Hectour runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of palladium. Palladium comes out of Hectour's hands and forms a bow. "what the fuck is this shit" Hectour reshapes the bow into a sword and leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, hacking it into pieces. "hectour stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:42 pm

CHAPTOUR EIGHT:
"eif what is the problem" "i need to write a paper for class but..." A single tear streams down Eif's cheek. "it has to be in TIMES NEW ROMAN" "THE MONSTERS" "i have a really great idea" "old" "so like we take the dean's underwear" "yeah" "and put it on the flagpole" "brilliant!!!" "WHILE HE'S STILL WEARING IT" "JAKEY I LOVE YOU" "thanks" "KISS ME JAKEY" "dude no" "DO IT" "no stop" "COME ON" "never!!!" "DON'T BE LAME" "take your own advice, bro" "..." "..." "that was mean" "thanks" They head to the dean's house and throw him in a burlap sack. "this is gonna be decent as fuck!!!" "old" They head to the flagpole and unwrap the dean. "okay who's gonna climb the pole" "um i failed pole climbing in gym class" "oh well i can climb but i'm not strong enough to carry sir dean as well" "shit" "let's just chuck him" "okay" The two grab the dean and chuck him as high as they can. "well um" "hmm" The dean crashes to the ground. "hmm" "how about we take him up piecemeal" "great idea" The two strip the dean and take his articles of clothing up, one by one. "okay how do we get HIM up" "hmm" "OKAY IDEA" Eif chucks the dean onto the roof. "brilliant!!!" Jakey hops onto the roof and chucks the dean at Eif, who inserts the dean back into his clothes. "done and done" The two walk back to their dorm room, triumphant, when A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Iolo runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of hydrogen. Hydrogen comes out of Iolo's hands and forms a bow. "what the fuck is this shit" Iolo reshapes the bow into a sword and leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, hacking it into pieces. "iolo stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:42 pm

CHAPTOUR NINE:
"GUYS THE NATIONAL BOXCAR RACE IS THIS WEEKEND" "oh boy" "i'm gonna build the best boxcar" "but jakey that's impossible" "why" "i, TONY, will build THE BEST BOXCAR" "wanna bet" "sure" The five go to the hardware store to get supplies, then head to their carhole to make boxcars. Jakey's is green, Eif's is purple, Bran's is yellow, Taylor's is teal and Tony's is periwinkle. "what" "tony that is gay" "gay enough to blind my enmies with its gayness!!!" "fuck" They head to the start line. "3 2 1 go and shit" Tony rockets out ahead with his Periwinkle Privateer. Jakey tries to hit the turbo on the Green Giant, but is blinded by how gay the Periwinkle Privateer is. "MY EYES" Jakey accidentally the eject button, taking him out of the race. "fuck" Taylor hits the turbo button to the Teal Tiger and rockets ahead of Tony's Periwinkle Privateer. "shit shit fuck shit" Eif smirks and hits the turbo button on his Purple Pony and rams into the Teal Tiger, taking them both out of the race. "i got this" Tony puts his feet up and prepares to coast across the finish line, when Bran hits the turbo on the Yellow Yo-Yo. "FUCK" Bran sails across the finish line, stopping in the winner's circle to collect his trophy. Tony sighs, a single tear streaming down his face. Tony hits the turbo and crashes into the wall, leaving nothing behind but ash and A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Launchpad McQuack runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of boron. Boron comes out of Launchpad McQuack's hands and forms a bow. "what the fuck is this shit" Launchpad McQuack reshapes the bow into a sword and leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, hacking it into pieces. "launchpad mcquack stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:42 pm

CHAPTOUR TEN:
The five walk into a factory. "hey kids we got a shipment of legendary swords but we have no use for legendary swords here have some legendary swords" "sweet these'll look orgasmic next to my diana ross collector's plates" "and my aretha franklin collector's plates" "FOR THE LAST FUCKING TIME YOUR FUCKING ARETHA FRANKLIN COLLECTOR'S PLATES AREN'T FUCKING GOING ANY-FUCKING-WHERE NEAR MY FUCKING DIANA ROSS COLLECTOR'S PLATES, FUCKFACE" "touchy" The six march off aimlessly and find a giant David Coverdale. "taylor use your grass powers!!!" "i have wind powers" "wat" "why are you so useless taylor" The giant Dave Coverdale loves the five. "well this sucks" "hey i have an idea let's BURN the david coverdale" "butthurt" "butthurt" "THAT WON'T WORK YOU RETARD" "but guys burn is super effective to dav-" "butthurt" "i have an idea let's LOVE the david coverdale" "that's brilliant!!!" "but guys burn" "stop being butthurt because love is super effective against david coverdales" The five love their way out of the giant David Coverdale. "it sure is cold in the vacuum of space" "old" "butthurt" "old" The five float around aimlessly, when someone changes the HEY MISTER CAN WE HAVE OUR BALL BACK The five are emptied into the trash can and climb their way out. Then A HARLEQUIN FOETUS KNIGHT
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Albert Einstein runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of lithium. Lithium comes out of Albert Einstein's hands and forms a bow. "what the fuck is this shit" Albert Einstein reshapes the bow into a sword and leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, hacking it into pieces. "albert einstein stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:43 pm

CHAPTOUR ELEVEN:
The five guys rush ahead to find a man. "oh guys it's RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME!!!" "who" "just this guy" "hello jakey" "RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME" "do you guys know where hey! arnold is" "we're going to avenge taylor's death" "that doesn't answer my question" "i don't even know who you are!!!" "oh well this is awkward" "butthurt" "well goodbye, friends" "i don't like your tone mistour" "old" Jakey draws his sword. RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME laughs and draws his sword as well.
RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME lunges towards Jakey with his sword outstretched, lopping his head clean off. Bran fires some swords at RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME, but RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME ducks under them, and slides on his back towards Bran, chopping his feet off. Bran falls backward, allowing RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME to stab him in the stomach and tear his weapon straight through Bran's head. RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME then casually strolls over to Tony, and gives him the power of selling things to buy food for him. RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME then shoots his hookshot at a nearby building and rappels up. RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME looks back at Bran and Jakey's lifeless bodies, a single tear streaming down his cheek. Then Michelle's like "take me home".
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:44 pm

CHAPTOUR TWELVE:
"waiter i'll have your finest ravioli" "i'll have the fondue" "i'll have... YOUR DEMISE" Taylor takes off his disguise to reveal... MURPHY. "excuse me who are you" "murphy" "oh never heard of him" "oh well this is awkward" Murphy sweats as Taylor falls out of the closet. "oh this is even worse" Tony goes over and unties Taylor. "call the police and shit" "please don't" "i'm reaching for the phone" "NO" "i've grabbed the phone" "FUCK" "i'm dialing the police" "WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME" "hello andy summers this guy like did shit and it was distracting to our meal" "we'll be over right away!!!" "I CAN'T LET YOU LEAVE" "you sound mad" "sure" Murphy draws his gunsword thing. "gee" "we have to hold him off until police get here!!!" "okay" Jakey slices Murphy's head off. "..." "..." "okay that wasn't what i had in mind" "oh well" "STOP POLICE" "oh we got him sheriff antony" "thanks" Sheriff Antony picks up Murphy's headless corpse and handcuffs it. "justice has been served" "you said it, waiter" The group laughs heartily until Murphy grows another two heads where his original head was. "HA HA NOW YOU WIL-... handcuffs?! oh come on man that's cheating" "oh yeah" "gotta be fair" Sheriff Antony uncuffs Murphy. "HA HA NOW YOU WILL TASTE MY FURY" Murphy chucks molten hot fondue at the group. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" Sheriff Antony dives into front of the boiling fondue. "SHERIFF ANTONY" Jakey runs to his side. Sheriff Antony looks up at Jakey and smiles, a single tear falling from his eye to the floor as his skin melts from his chest. "it's gonna be all right you'll make it and shit" Sheriff Antony puts his finger to Jakey's lips. "shh... just promise me one thing" "anything" "promise me you'll give me your sister's number" "i don't have a sister" "oh well this is awkward" Sheriff Antony checks his watch as Jakey glances around nervously. "well um" "yeah" The two get up and walk off in opposite directions.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] VI   Sat Sep 24, 2011 3:44 pm

CHAPTOUR THIRTEEN:
Tony and the gang return home with the ball. "mother i" "save it the look on your face is enough" Tony and his mother embrace. A single tear streams down Tony's face, then lands on his mother's face and begins the streaming process anew. Tony and his mother engage in a passionate kiss and Tony carries his mother to bed for some HOT LOVIN TONIGHT. Michelle runs up to Jakey and the two embrace. "eeewww" "get a room you two" "NO U" "NO ME"
"lo all" Stevman does a kneeslide and plays a powerchord. "THAT'S OUR STEVMAN" Then Michelle's like "take me home". THE END.
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