Pro-HairThe Hair Alliance
Super Bran
Fauxhawk
Mullet Girl
Pigtail Peg
Max Schoonen
Neckbeard
Miscellaneous GoodsDave (Mayor of Hairopolis)
Combover
Goatee
Anti-Hair
The Anti-Hair Alliance (a-ha for short)Pompadour
Dr. Bald
Al O'Pecia
Mohawk
Bowl Cut
Slightly Too-Short Bangs
Centre Parting
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Mullet Girl (from Season 1's finale onwards)
Miscellaneous BadsNew Wave Hair
Pubes (only appears in one episode that is banned in america)
Trying-To-Be-Cool-By-Shaving-Patterns-Into-The-Side-Of-His-Hair Dude
THIS BATTLE BEGINS