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PostSubject: PREDICTIONS   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:19 pm

Mass Effect 3's interface will be green.

Skyrim will never live up to our expectations.
You won't be able to use dual shields.
The Dark Brotherhood will suck compared to Oblivion's.

Saints Row The Third will be the biggest disappointment of the year.
The missions will suck, they'll ruin the characters and the "joke weapons" will be groan-inducing.

Spider-Man Edge of Time won't be as good as Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions.

The Witcher II will suck compared to Dragon Age II.

The Lord of the Rings: War in the North will be game of the year.
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Sat Jun 18, 2011 8:26 am

you are so negative
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Sat Jun 18, 2011 10:28 am

I forgot to mention:
Mass Effect 3 will be SHIT
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:10 pm

ever the optimist




Battlefield 3 will be a laggy overhyped pile of crap and From Dust will be game of the year.
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:52 pm

War in the North will be a piece of shit like Conquest.

Mass Effect 3 will be the best in the series.

Skyrim will have romance options.

The Darkness 2 will be mediocre.

Hitman Absolution will be the biggest disappointment of next year.

Battlefield 3 will be overhyped.

AC: Revelations will feel like nothing other than a quick yearly cash-in.

Saints Row The Third will be the Second Coming of Jesus, and will be the game of the year.



Hopefully I'll be wrong on all the negative ones.
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Sat Jun 18, 2011 12:57 pm

DeathSpank 3 will be amazing gameplay-wise, but the story will suck. The jokes will be there half the time, but the other half will fall short.

Trenched will be a great tower defense game, but no one will buy it because Bloons Tower Defense is free.
Tim Schafer's next game will be his best since Psychonauts, but won't sell at all.
Double Fine will go bankrupt after their magnum opus which no one buys.

Rocksmith will be critically-acclaimed, but will sell next to nothing because THERE ARE ENOUGH RHYTHM GAMES ALREADY

The next Rock Band will sell decently, and will probably be based on U2, Aerosmith, Foo Fighters, Black Sabbath or Radiohead.
Harmonix will never release more content for Green Day or The Beatles.

The 3DS will sell boatloads when Super Mario/Mario Kart/Paper Mario come out.
The NGP will sell boatloads when Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep 2 comes out.

The next Grand Theft Auto will be set in a redone San Andreas ALA GTA IV. It will suck.

DmC will be amazing, gameplay-wise, but no one will buy it because they made Dante into a faggot.

Soul Calibur V will be the best fighting game ever, but sell badly due to Super Hyper Mega Ultra Street Fighter IV: Platinum Turbo HD Remix: Championship Edition coming out the week before it.
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Sat Jun 18, 2011 2:03 pm

Dynasty Warriors 7 will be exactly like its predecessor (not really a prediction as it's already released, but I still haven't tried it or anything |-))

Skyrim will be a disappointment compared to Oblivion, but nonetheless a good game. The spells being dragonwords or whatever they're called will be lame, and the dragons will be pretty lame too.

New Ratchet and Clank will be just like all the other games with online and new weapons/maps being the only new features.

Heroes of Might and Magic VI will be worse than its predecessor, but still a good game. Some of the new creatures will be pretty groovy, and some will be lame. Sanctuary will be hard to use, and Haven and Inferno will be really easy just like before.

All the 50 CoD games coming this year will be hyped up and good the first week, then the flaws will be exploited and communities will rage and cities burn. In other words, they will be just like before.
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Sun Jun 19, 2011 11:47 pm

The 3DS will be a better system than the NGP.
This isn't blind speculation. The 3DS is gonna have:
Super Mario 3DS
Mario Kart 3DS
Paper Mario 3DS
Kingdom Hearts: Dream Drop Distance
Pokémon RalphRuby/SeanSapphire*
Pokémon Grey*
*beyond reasonable doubt

What will the NGP have?
Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep Vol. 2

That's fucking it. That's all I've heard officially announced, even then it may be on the original PSP.

tl;dr: nintendo's actually announced games; sony, as always, is gameless
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Mon Jun 20, 2011 9:25 am

After Agent, Rockstar's next game will be a futuristic sandbox title, possibly in the GTA universe. It'll suck.
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Fri Jun 24, 2011 2:12 pm

Saints Row The Third will be the best game ever.
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:40 pm

"best game ever"

more like

BEST.

GAME.

EVER.
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Fri Jun 24, 2011 7:48 pm

I believe I said "best game ever".
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:03 pm

Can't believe my prediction on Skyrim was so spot on
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Sun Jul 26, 2015 4:20 pm

let's look at this shit

JAKEY'S PREDICTIONS:
Mass Effect 3's interface will be green.
wrong
I was basing this off of a pattern I thought I'd discovered. ME1's interface was blue, but when you hovered over an option, it was highlighted in orange. In ME2, the interface was green, but the hover-over colour was green.

Skyrim will never live up to our expectations.
You won't be able to use dual shields.
The Dark Brotherhood will suck compared to Oblivion's.

ALL correct

Saints Row The Third will be the biggest disappointment of the year.
wrong
The missions will suck,
wrong
they'll ruin the characters
partially correct (Shaundi)
and the "joke weapons" will be groan-inducing.
wrong

Spider-Man Edge of Time won't be as good as Spider-Man Shattered Dimensions.
correct

The Witcher II will suck compared to Dragon Age II.
haha couldn't be further from the truth

The Lord of the Rings: War in the North will be game of the year.
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
AHAHAHAHAHA

DeathSpank 3 will be amazing gameplay-wise, but the story will suck. The jokes will be there half the time, but the other half will fall short.
wrong

Trenched will be a great tower defense game
WRONG
Tim Schafer's next game will be his best since Psychonauts, but won't sell at all.
WRONG
his next game didn't even come out after being crowdfunded because the retard can't run a budget

Rocksmith will be critically-acclaimed,
correct
but will sell next to nothing because THERE ARE ENOUGH RHYTHM GAMES ALREADY
wrong

The next Rock Band will sell decently, and will probably be based on U2, Aerosmith, Foo Fighters, Black Sabbath or Radiohead.
wrong
Harmonix will never release more content for Green Day or The Beatles.
correct (sadly)

The 3DS will sell boatloads when Super Mario/Mario Kart/Paper Mario come out.
correct
The NGP will sell boatloads when Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep 2 comes out.
WRONG
game was silently cancelled

The next Grand Theft Auto will be set in a redone San Andreas ALA GTA IV.
partially correct
It will suck.
wrong

DmC will be amazing, gameplay-wise
wrong
but no one will buy it because they made Dante into a faggot.
partially wrong
No one bought DmC because Ninja Theory actively attacked the franchise's fanbase, and simplified the shit out of the gameplay to the point where it was a baby game for babies.

Soul Calibur V will be the best fighting game ever,
wrong
not even the best soul calibur

The 3DS will be a better system than the NGP.
OBVIOUSLY correct


PEEMAN'S PREDICTIONS:
War in the North will be a piece of shit like Conquest.
wrong
it was just really mediocre

Mass Effect 3 will be the best in the series.
wrong

Skyrim will have romance options.
technically correct

The Darkness 2 will be mediocre.
i'm not the one to ask

Hitman Absolution will be the biggest disappointment of next year.
correct from a certain perspective

Battlefield 3 will be overhyped.
naturally correct

AC: Revelations will feel like nothing other than a quick yearly cash-in.
wrong
sort of

Saints Row The Third will be the Second Coming of Jesus, and will be the game of the year.
it seemed that way but not really


BLADE'S PREDICTIONS:
Dynasty Warriors 7 will be exactly like its predecessor
obviously correct

Skyrim will be a disappointment compared to Oblivion, but nonetheless a good game. The spells being dragonwords or whatever they're called will be lame, and the dragons will be pretty lame too.
100% correct

New Ratchet and Clank will be just like all the other games with online and new weapons/maps being the only new features.
IF FUCKING ONLY
All 4 One was a gigantic pile of shit.

Heroes of Might and Magic VI will be worse than its predecessor, but still a good game. Some of the new creatures will be pretty groovy, and some will be lame. Sanctuary will be hard to use, and Haven and Inferno will be really easy just like before.
judges?!

All the 50 CoD games coming this year will be hyped up and good the first week, then the flaws will be exploited and communities will rage and cities burn. In other words, they will be just like before.
obviously correct


SHREDD'S PREDICTIONS:
Battlefield 3 will be a laggy overhyped pile of crap
correct

and From Dust will be game of the year.
NEVER heard of it

After Agent, Rockstar's next game will be a futuristic sandbox title, possibly in the GTA universe. It'll suck.
jury is still out on this one
since agent STILL isn't out
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Mon Jul 27, 2015 1:46 pm

War in the North will be a piece of shit like Conquest.

Never played it, so can't say.

Mass Effect 3 will be the best in the series.

It was good, but hardly better than ME2.

Skyrim will have romance options.

Yep.

The Darkness 2 will be mediocre.

Never played. I should get around to that some time.

Hitman Absolution will be the biggest disappointment of next year.

Holy fuck yes, honestly one of the worst games I've ever played.

Battlefield 3 will be overhyped.

Never really played it enough to get a decent opinion. BF4 was alright, though.

AC: Revelations will feel like nothing other than a quick yearly cash-in.

Mostly true. But the story had some great moments.

Saints Row The Third will be the Second Coming of Jesus, and will be the game of the year.

Never actually played it, looked too goofy for me. Might get around to it one day.
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Mon Jul 27, 2015 3:44 pm

I didn't think Hitman Absolution was, like, bad. It just made some fucked up design decisions, the story was absolute garbage, and a poor fifth entry to the series.

It's a lot like Pokémon Black and White in that way.
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PostSubject: Re: PREDICTIONS   Mon Jul 27, 2015 8:22 pm

Uhm Heroes of Might and Magic VI was a terrible attempt at trying new stuff. They removed or altered a lot of the core mechanics for the sake of being innovative. To be frank, I only played it for a few hours, but it is the first HoMM game to have been completely uninteresting and non-addictive from the get-go.
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