Jakey: A Journey of Assrape [A Progress Clipshow]

Jakey has been known for his tendency to assrape things. In fact, Jakey practically established assraping as a legitimate art by himself. Let us now take a look back at Jakey's best and worst assrapes.

2008:
David Cook was the first musical artist to recieve a legitimate assraping. For days, all Jakey scrobbled as David Cook, so much that Last.FM could tell the future, and predict scrobbles hours away. David Cook has dropped quite far in Jakey's charts, from first to seventh, and probably will not be in the top eight by the end of this year. R.I.P.
Skid Row was the assraping that established assrape as an art. Jakey switched the forum logo to Skid Row, changed the name to Skid Row, changed the description to lyrics from Skid Row's "Midnight/Tornado", and had the title text say he wished to touch sir Sebby's hair. This day lived in infamy for months, but is now regarded as one of the best moments in the history of the community. Now, however, Skid Row are still recovering from this brutal asspounding, leaving Jakey scared to do it again.
Nirvana were established as "the band" to assrape. Jakey's favourite, time has not affected Nirvana's status, resting comfortably in the second most-scrobbled position.

2009:
The Beatles are established as the largest assrape in a while, as Jakey listened to nothing but The Beatles for two weeks before cracking, opting to listen to the entire Nirvana discography. The Beatles quickly rose in the charts, becoming Jakey's most-scrobbled band in about a month. They are still resting there, comfortably.

2010:
Oasis are pegged as Jakey's largest assrape. However, if Skid Row are grunge (an accident that became insanely popular), Oasis is "post-"grunge (a commercial calculation to get votes and money). However, Oasis are technically the largest-scale assrape ever preformed (being on every category, several names, the logo, the header, the title, the subtitle and pretty much everywhere else one could cram them), the band still being everyone's profile picture (or else). Oasis are Jakey's eighth most-scrobbled band.

2011:
Who knows what the future holds for assrape as an art? Will Jakey ever top the spontaneity of Skid Row? The brutal pounding of David Cook? The long-winded The Beatles? The technically grandiose Oasis? There's only one way to find out.

Oasis are Britpop. I KNOW, I READ IT ON WIKIPEDIA

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