OFFICIAL *BAND* POWER RANKINGS

Nirvana:
01: Bleach
01: Nevermind
01: In Utero
I could go any way on this, depending on my mood. All three have orgasmic parts (About a Girl, Drain You, The Eagle Has Landed) and mediocre parts (Floyd the Barber, Something in the Way, Radio-Friendly Unit Shifter). I love all three like my own sons.

The Beatles
01: The White Album
02: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
03: Abbey Road
04: Rubber Soul
05: Help!
06: A Hard Day's Night
07: Let it Be
08: Beatles for Sale
09: With the Beatles
10: Magical Mystery Tour
11: Revolver
12: Please Please Me
Revolver is painful to listen to all at once. It has four orgasmic songs (I'm Only Sleeping, Got to Get You Into My Life, For No One, And Your Bird Can Sing), but the rest are either "good", "decent but I have to be in a certain mood to listen" or just awful. Please Please Me is just underwhelming.

Radiohead
01: In Rainbows
02: The Bends
03: The King of Limbs
04: Amnesiac
05: Pablo Honey
06: Kid A
07: OK Computer
08: Hail to the Thief
Half of OK Computer sounds exactly the same as itself. Hail to the Thief is just boring.

Foo Fighters:
01: Wasting Light
02: In Your Honour
03: The Colour and the Shape
04: Echoes, Silence, Patience and Grace
05: One by One
06: There is Nothing Left to Lose
07: Foo Fighters
Debut is boring due to uninteresting song structures; TINLTL is boring due to the fast that half of it is slow and monotonous. I've gone off Echoes for the most part. One by One has loads of overlooked gems (Halo, Lonely as You, Overdrive).

White Stripes:
01: White Blood Cells
02: White Stripes
03: Icky Thump
04: Elephant
05: De Stijl
06: Get Behind Me Satan
I massively overrated GBMS. It's boring as hell, apart from Passive Manipulation, My Doorbell, I'm Lonely and Blue Orchid. I've always criticised Elephant for having their two worst songs, and I hold to that. But it also has some of their best songs, like The Air Near My Fingers and I Just Don't Know What to do with Myself.










31 Jul 2018 edit:
let's fix this shit

Nirvana:
01: In Utero
02: Nevermind
03: Bleach
past me was an idiot; starting a post off with all three are #1 (: is dumb fucking shit

The Beatles
01: The White Album
02: Abbey Road
03: Help!
04: Rubber Soul
05: A Hard Day's Night
06: Let it Be
07: With the Beatles
08: Please Please Me
09: Beatles for Sale
10: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
11: Magical Mystery Tour
12: Revolver
revolver is mostly trash; professional critics are retards
sgt. pepper is like half filler
the white album is also like half filler but it's endearing filler not dumb-ass pretentious filler

Radiohead
01: In Rainbows
02: The Bends
03: Kid A
04: A Moon-Shaped Pool
05: OK Computer
06: Amnesiac
07: Pablo Honey
08: The King of Limbs
09: Hail to the Thief
how the FUCK did i have the king of limbs so high
what the FUCK past me

Foo Fighters:
01: The Colour and the Shape
02: In Your Honour
03: One by One
04: Wasting Light
05: Echoes, Silence, Patience and Grace
06: There is Nothing Left to Lose
07: Foo Fighters
08: Sonic Highways
09: Concrete and Gold
can't lose with any of that top five though
sonic highways was a bizarrely even mix of brilliant, mediocre, and shit
i can't remember a single thing about concrete and gold, aside from run, which sucked

The White Stripes:
01: White Blood Cells
02: The White Stripes
03: De Stijl
04: Icky Thump
05: Elephant
06: Get Behind Me Satan
elephant loses points for overrated mediocre songs like seven nation army and ball and biscuit, as well as their absolute WORST song, it's true that we love one another