ANDERS wakes up in a cold sweat.
ANDERS: DEEAAUUGHJUSTICE comes in.
JUSTICE: Is something wrong, Anders
JUSTICE: What the fuck, Anders
ANDERS: I had this dream and you were inside me and made me a terrorist AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
JUSTICE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASENESCHAL VAREL and HAWKE come in.
VAREL: Hey guys this is your new Warden-Commander
HAWKE: Hey, you never told me what happened to the previous Warden-Commander
VAREL: He fell down the stairs
ANDERS: I warned him about stairs HAWKE walks up to ANDERS, a FIRE burning in her EYES.
HAWKE: I can't believe you let Oghren die, manA SINGLE TEAR streams down ANDERS's cheek. OGHREN walks in.
HAWKE: Fuck off, Oghren
OGHREN: NO U
HAWKE: NO ME
VAREL: Oh, also there are darkspawn about or something I wasn't paying attention
JUSTICE: Darkspawn?! Sounds VERY LAME
HAWKE: oldHAWKE, JUSTICE, ANDERS, OGHREN, NATHANIEL and ELVEN MORRIGAN head to AMARANTHINE.
ELVEN MORRIGAN: How does this help me find my sister
NATHANIEL: We already found your sister
ELVEN MORRIGAN: NO U
NATHANIEL: NO ME
HAWKE: Hey have any of you guys seen any darkspawn ROFL
PHYLLYP: Sure why not LMFAO
HAWKE: Thanks for your help LOLTHE SIX head off to KITTENMARSH and find a group of DARKSPAWN with their HOUNDS.
ANDERS: Oh, they have dogs now? I guess they're called...ANDERS puts on his SUNGLASSES.
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDRAGON AGE II: STILL AWAKE