ANDERS wakes up in a cold sweat.

ANDERS: DEEAAUUGH

JUSTICE comes in.

JUSTICE: Is something wrong, Anders

ANDERS: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JUSTICE: What the fuck, Anders

ANDERS: I had this dream and you were inside me and made me a terrorist AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

JUSTICE: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

SENESCHAL VAREL and HAWKE come in.

VAREL: Hey guys this is your new Warden-Commander

HAWKE: Hey, you never told me what happened to the previous Warden-Commander

VAREL: He fell down the stairs

ANDERS: I warned him about stairs

HAWKE walks up to ANDERS, a FIRE burning in her EYES.

HAWKE: I can't believe you let Oghren die, man

A SINGLE TEAR streams down ANDERS's cheek. OGHREN walks in.

OGHREN: Hello

HAWKE: Fuck off, Oghren

OGHREN: NO U

HAWKE: NO ME

VAREL: Oh, also there are darkspawn about or something I wasn't paying attention

JUSTICE: Darkspawn?! Sounds VERY LAME

HAWKE: old

HAWKE, JUSTICE, ANDERS, OGHREN, NATHANIEL and ELVEN MORRIGAN head to AMARANTHINE.

ELVEN MORRIGAN: How does this help me find my sister

NATHANIEL: We already found your sister

ELVEN MORRIGAN: NO U

NATHANIEL: NO ME

HAWKE: Hey have any of you guys seen any darkspawn ROFL

PHYLLYP: Sure why not LMFAO

HAWKE: Thanks for your help LOL

THE SIX head off to KITTENMARSH and find a group of DARKSPAWN with their HOUNDS.

ANDERS: Oh, they have dogs now? I guess they're called...

ANDERS puts on his SUNGLASSES.

ANDERS: BARKSPAWN

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

DRAGON AGE II: STILL AWAKE