| Pokemon Roulette | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Pokemon Roulette Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:04 pm | |
| http://wyncorporation.com/pokemon/pokemon.php
Choose six, national dex, nothing disabled.
1: This Pokemon is your personal chef. All your meals for the rest of your life will be cooked by it.
2: This Pokemon is now obsessed with you. Creepily, romantically, whatever.
3: One of your parents has been replaced by this Pokemon.
4: This Pokemon now shares your bed every night.
5: Everybody in your neighbourhood is now this Pokemon.
6: This Pokemon has now materialised on your lap.
Post results. This is only slightly stolen from /vp/ |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:06 pm | |
| 1: Tympole. Fuck. 2: Rapidash. Well I'm not getting away from that shit. 3: Armaldo. Shite. 4: Corphish.butthurt 5: Shroomish. I AM A GOD AND I SHALL REIGN SUPREME 6: Raticate. Not sure how to respond. All in all, average results. |
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Adventure is more than a Tunnel Snakes rule!
Number of posts : 180 Age : 28 Registration date : 2009-06-19
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:09 pm | |
| 1: Buneary. uhm
2: Metang. hooray a blue chunk of steel will now control my mind so it can have sex with me
3: Deerling. uhm
4: Tentacool. What the fuck
5: Primeape rip order 3
6: Pachirisu I can survive with that |
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Dr. Adventure i tell you what im NOT trying to pull my own cock
Number of posts : 1091 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:18 pm | |
| 1. Oddish i can live with this mmmm
2. Landorus oh dear
3. Sentret best dad ever
4. Minccino perfect
5. Carvanha oh the imaginations
6. Manaphy oh hey there |
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Father Adventure GREEN, RED, YELLOW, BLUE, WHAT WILL YOU DO?!
Number of posts : 415 Age : 31 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:20 pm | |
| 1. Forretress I'm okay with this 2. Uxie now this is pretty creepy 3. Sandile no big loss 4. Qwilfish OH COME ON5. Mismagius 6. Exeggutor fuck |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13780 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Mon Apr 25, 2011 4:22 pm | |
| Igglybuff Smuglord Ditto Meloetta Joltik Granbull |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:21 am | |
| NEW ONE TO ROLL ON WOOOOOOO 1: This Pokemon wants to fight you after school. 2: You have to cook all this Pokemon's meals for the rest of its life. 3: You and this Pokemon have formed a folk duo and must make 3 albums together. 4: This Pokemon is now King. You must do whatever it says. 5: This Pokemon is running crazy in the forests, you must take it down. 6: This Pokemon just stepped on you while you were asleep. ______________________________________________________ Mine: 1: Munchlax 2: Jolteon 3: Mew 4: Clefairy's evolution 5: Bayleef 6: Koffing ..how? |
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Adventure is more than a Tunnel Snakes rule!
Number of posts : 180 Age : 28 Registration date : 2009-06-19
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:12 am | |
| 1. Delcatty. Oh no just don't use attract 2. Heatmor. How do I feed a volcano-ish anteater anyway? 3. Starmie. Hooray we're gonna become super stars 4. Regirock. Obeying a stone? sure why not rofl 5. Shieldon. I'm gonna chase a shield-faced dinosaur in the forest wtf 6. Smeargle. oh uhm |
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Dr. Adventure i tell you what im NOT trying to pull my own cock
Number of posts : 1091 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Tue Apr 26, 2011 2:59 pm | |
| 1. Tangela i am going to lose
2. Sunflora what a treat it is master
3. Furret me and daddy-o's evolved form??? rock on
4. Lanturn O, great king lanturn
5. Diglett how will i succeed
6. Unfezant and what a delicate step it was my princess |
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Father Adventure GREEN, RED, YELLOW, BLUE, WHAT WILL YOU DO?!
Number of posts : 415 Age : 31 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Tue Apr 26, 2011 3:46 pm | |
| 1. Ninjask 2. Sceptile 3. Snover 4. Hariyama 5. Flareon 6. Nidoqueen |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13780 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Tue Apr 26, 2011 4:06 pm | |
| Groudon (crying) Tranquill Ivysaur Palkia (hehe) Stoutland Whimsicott |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Fri May 06, 2011 6:52 pm | |
| The-revival
1. Just took a fit and is now rampaging around in your room.
2. Is now attempting to eat your face.
3. Acts as your new bed, replacing whatever bed you had before.
4. Helps you at work/whatever tasks you have to do.
5. Just crashed in through the roof of your house.
6. Will be by your side always until you die, due to having an infinite lifespan. |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Fri May 06, 2011 6:55 pm | |
| Cryogonal Rufflet Politoed Tornadus Gastly Infernape |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13780 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Fri May 06, 2011 9:00 pm | |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Tue May 10, 2011 4:19 am | |
| 1. You are this pokemon 2. Sex with this pokemon 3. You use this pokemon for Surfing 4. You have to personally kill this mon 5. This mon rides around on your shoulders 6. You've discovered that this mon is in your favorite of your mother's recipes Elgyem Zorua Lickitung Flaafy Slowpoke Totodile |
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Dr. Adventure i tell you what im NOT trying to pull my own cock
Number of posts : 1091 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Tue May 10, 2011 5:03 am | |
| 1. Lantern wow what a guy 2. Litwick hmm i guess i'm okay with this 3. Armaldo nothing can stop me from winning the olympics in surfing now 4. Chinchou my son, there is something I must do. . . 5. Ambipon i am super okay with this 6. Thundurus he really adds the kick that the meatloaf needs |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Tue May 10, 2011 7:17 am | |
| he really adds the kick that the meatloaf needs
pop was spat that day |
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Adventure is more than a Tunnel Snakes rule!
Number of posts : 180 Age : 28 Registration date : 2009-06-19
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Tue May 10, 2011 12:10 pm | |
| caterpie - I hope I am caterpie post-gen V
Panpour - A watermonkey with mushroomcloud hair having sex with a caterpillar?! hooray
Gothita - rip me
Eevee - Wow just wow. Green will ban me and unban me just to ban me again
Lileep - Take roots there baby
Jolteon - Charged tomato soup uhm |
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Guest Guest
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Fri May 13, 2011 7:23 pm | |
| 1.You 2.Your mentor 3.Your worst enemy 4.Enemys army consist of this Pokémon. 5.Your sidekick 6.The key to victory 1: Torterra. FUCK SHIT UP YEAH 2: Nidorina. okay.jpg 3: Moltres. YEAH WHY WOULD ANYONE LIKE A BURNING BIRD ANYWAY 4: Farfetch'd. 5: Bronzor. 6: Floatzel |
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Dr. Adventure i tell you what im NOT trying to pull my own cock
Number of posts : 1091 Age : 33 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Fri May 13, 2011 10:47 pm | |
| 1. machamp i am indeed the fearless four armed leader
2. bouffalant master i will avenge your hair in this majestic battle
3. Blaziken this is really a fight for the record books
4. Porygon 2 ...or maybe not
5. Bellossum my friend, you and i will have victory this day
6. Aggron i mean i suppose he's good against porygon 2s but bellossum and blaziken and machamp can totally eat him for breakfast key to victory i doubt it now give me the diamonds |
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Jakeyadventure TO SEE A MARCHING BAND
Number of posts : 13780 Age : 30 Registration date : 2007-12-29
| Subject: Re: Pokemon Roulette Fri May 13, 2011 10:57 pm | |
| Mareep I CAN DO IT, FATHER I CAN BEAT THE RECORD
Bagon FATHER FOR YOU THE RECORD WILL BE BEATEN
Tentacruel WHO DARES STAND IN THE WAY OF RECORD-BEATING
Raichu OH THAT CLEVER BASTARD
Stantler MILD ANNOYANCE WILL WIN THE DAY FOR US YET
Lotad: YES LOTAD USE YOUR LEAVES TO ENSURE VICTOLY |
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