Rockstar: Being a Cunt Since 2011

Pre-order bonuses are nothing new. L.A. Noire has some hefty preorder bonuses. Four different retailers get four different bonuses. Amazon.com and Best Buy only get exclusive suits, so I guess it's not too bad. However, both GameStop and WAL*MART get exclusive cases. Detective cases, not boxes. You know.
However, they each get different exclusive cases. If you want to experience both, you either have to have a friend with the other, or buy the game twice. That would cost $120. And since it's a pre-order bonus, you can't buy one, and if you LOVE LOVE it, buy the other. Oh, no. With as much information as we have right now on the game (next to none), you have to make the decision. I wouldn't mind so much if they got the same case, or whatever. This is just fucking retarded.
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can't wait to get my pre-order bonus

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what's walmart

ASDA

Asda Stores Ltd is a British supermarket chain which retails food, clothing, toys and general merchandise. It also has a mobile telephone network, Asda Mobile. Its head office is in Asda House in Leeds, West Yorkshire.[1]

Asda became a subsidiary of the American retail giant Wal-Mart, the world’s largest retailer,[2] in 1999,[3] and is the second largest chain in the UK after Tesco.[4] In December 2010, 16.5% of UK grocery shoppers used Asda for their main shop, with 'special offers' the most cited reason for its popularity.[5]

Asda's marketing promotions have usually been based solely on price, with Asda promoting itself under the slogan Britain's Lowest Priced Supermarket, 13 Years Running. As a wholly owned division of Wal-Mart, Asda is not required to declare quarterly or half-yearly earnings. It submits full accounts to Companies House each October.

Can't wait to buy my copy on Rema 1000

Can't wait to buy the standard version because I don't give a shit about alternate costumes

>alternate costumes
>two new missions
>same thing
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>implying pre-ordering at Amazon or Best Buy won't give you new outfits
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>Implying preordering at the other two won't give you new missions

>implying i don't want those two tings
>implying i wasn't just cherry-picking the alternate outfits portion
>implying implications
>implying jack white isn't dead
>implying barack obama isn't the president
>implying most JRPGs aren't for fags
>implying forum posting is still fashionable
>implying i'm not baked out of my mind right now
>implying i'm not gay
>implying orange isn't the one to blame
>implying tool is a good band
>implying i wasn't trying to troll orange with that last implication
>implying i'm not a ginger
>implying gingers have souls
>implying i have a soul
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