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PostSubject: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:11 pm

CHAPTOUR ONE:
Sara bursts through King Bran's door, in the dead of night. King Bran is catching up on some paperwork during the intense rain. "oh yeah paperwork let me show you who's boss mmm yeah" "king bran it's frank" "who" "just this guy" "butthurt" "anyway frank forced me to orgasm" "THE FIEND" King Bran puts on his travelking outfit and goes to gather his friends.
"JAKEY" "hello" "frank forced sara to orgasm!!!" "WAT" Jakey puts on his suave-guy-with-waistcoat outfit and follows Bran. "EIF" "hello" "frank forced sara to orgasm!!!" "WAT" Eif puts on his jacket outfit and follows Bran. "TAYLOR" "hello" "frank forced sara to orgasm!!!" "WAT" Taylor puts on his guard-armour outfit and follows Bran. "TONY" "hello" "frank forced sara to orgasm!!!" "WAT" Tony puts on his plate-armour outfit and follows Bran. "hey bran we all forgot our weapons LOL" "rats LMFAO" The five enter a warehouse and find weapons imbued with the five [known] elements, along with sheilds much in the same situation. The five gear up and head off into the world.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:12 pm

CHAPTOUR TWO:
"all right so hans owns a casino" "old" "we have to infiltrate it" "butthurt" "that is the DUMBEST idea i have EVER heard" "butthurt" The five head to the casino, and ask if they can go inside, but the bouncer says their attire is not-that-cool! Bran falls to his knees, sobbing. Jakey picks him up and chucks him into a mailbox. The postman opens the mailbox and chucks Bran back because he lacks proper postage. "all right we need to get new clothes" "i love some new clothes" "new"
Jakey heads to Fraibel's house, and unclogs his sink. The clog was caused by Jakey's gentlemanly attire outfit! Jakey suits up and waits outside the casino. Bran heads to makeout point and steals clothes from couples having sex. Bran sneaks into their cars and steals each item, creating Bran's gentlemanly attire outfit! Bran suits up and waits outside the casino. Eif runs through the woods, finding the Mating Stone. Eif smashes the Mating Stone, and finds Eif's gentlemanly attire outfit! Eif suits up and waits outside the casino. Taylor mails in 50 Cheerios box tops, and recieves Taylor's gentlemanly attire in the mail 6-8 weeks later! Taylor suits up and waits outside the casino. Tony hops into CJ's Dodo, and flies into a nearby tower! Tony them parachutes into the marker for more points! Tony takes his points to the exchange counter and gets Tony's gentlemanly attire outfit! Tony suits up and the five enter the casino in their gentlemanly attire outfits.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:12 pm

CHAPTOUR THREE:
"ugh i hate the swamp" "but eifion we haven't had a swamp in either of the previous games we need a swamp here" "NO U" "NO ME" "butthurt" The five trudge through the swamp, and meet up with a troop of harlequin foetus orques having a tea party! Jakey leaps into the air, and cuts the table in half. Princess Orque gasps, a single tear streaming down her cheek. The other orques chuck their axes at Jakey, causing him to fall onto a branch, impaling him. Jakey grunts, and pulls the branch out of him, chucking it at the orques, bowling them over. Jakey slides towards them, and cuts them in half. Jakey, unable to get up from his wounds, smiles, and asks for one final favour. Jakey gives his amulet to Bran, and tells him to give it to Hectour. A single tear streams down Bran's cheek, and falls onto Jakey's face, beginning to stream down once more. Jakey takes one final breath, and closes his eyes for the final time.
The five eventually stumble upon an ancient ruin. "wow let's go inside!!!" "jakey are you retarded" "butthurt" "butthurt" The five go inside the ruin and find a harlequin foetus knight! Jakey leaps at it, kicking it across the room with an electric-charged boot. Bran leaps and chops it in half with an ice-enfused sword. Tony creates a giant stone in the harlequin foetus knight's chest, causing it to explode. Eif chucks a rock at it. A, er... FLAMING ROCK. Taylor creates a refreshing spring breeze. "oh man this guy is gonna be tough to" "I'VE GOT IT A HARLEM GANGSTER BLOCK PARTY RIGHT HERE" "butthurt" "GET RID OF THESE COLUMNS GET RID OF THIS RUG WELCOME TO HARLEMSHIRE" A bunch of harlem gangsters appear and say "yo harlequin foetus dude you're totally not-that-cool", which hurts the harlequin foetus knight's feelings! He runs off to the bathroom to cry. "jakey stop attention-seeking" "butthurt"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:12 pm

CHAPTOUR FOUR:
"JAKEY WE'VE BEEN FALLING FOR HOURS" "NO U" "NO ME" The five land. "oh man we sure are lucky this pile of ps3 games was here to break ou-butthurt wait" The five hit the ground with a sickening crack. Jakey lies on the ground, broken. Eif lies on top of Jakey, not as broken but still pretty broken. Bran lies next to Jakey, a bit more broken than Eif but less broken than Jakey. Tony lies next to Bran, the most broken of all. Taylor lands on top of the other four, and is fine. "fuck yooooooooooooouuuuuuuu" The four who are not Taylor die. "lame" Taylor is ambushed by a harlequin foetus knight.
Jakey leaps at it, kicking it across the room with an electric-charged boot. Bran leaps and chops it in half with an ice-enfused sword. Tony creates a giant stone in the harlequin foetus knight's chest, causing it to explode. Eif chucks a rock at it. A, er... FLAMING ROCK. Taylor creates a refreshing spring breeze. "oh man this guy is gonna be tough to" "HOW ABOUT A LITTLE MORE BAKLAVAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" A mountain of baklava appears, burying everything, which hurts the harlequin foetus knight's feelings! He runs off to the bathroom to cry. "jakey stop attention-seeking" "butthurt"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:15 pm

CHAPTOUR FIVE:
Bran hops onto the back of the dirtbike. Jakey gets behind the handlebars and chases the train. Bran fires his inaccurate ice bolts at Eif, Taylor and Tony, who are on top of the train. The chase lasts fifteen minutes, and Eif and Taylor fall to their death. The train flies off with Tony on top. Bran gets off Jakey's dirtbike, a single tear streaming down his cheek. "all we had to do was follow the damn train" Bran walks off into the wilderness, alone, never to be seen again. Jakey is shocked, a single tear streaming down his face. "orange whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy" Jakey drives his dirtbike into the ocean, allowing the water to consume him. Jakey closes his eyes for the final time, and dies at the bottom of the ocean.
Tony plays checkers with some aliens, and does a triple jump! The aliens cruse their luck, and explode to reveal a harlequin foetus knight! Jakey leaps at it, kicking it across the room with an electric-charged boot. Bran leaps and chops it in half with an ice-enfused sword. Tony creates a giant stone in the harlequin foetus knight's chest, causing it to explode. Eif chucks a rock at it. A, er... FLAMING ROCK. Taylor creates a refreshing spring breeze. "oh man this guy is gonna be tough to" "there would be cramming" Ainsley Harriott crams the stuffing into the harlequin foetus knight, which hurts the harlequin foetus knight's feelings! He runs off to the bathroom to cry. "jakey stop attention-seeking" "butthurt"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Mon Feb 14, 2011 6:26 pm

CHAPTOUR SIX:
"well officer we've figured out who the culprit is" "wow" Sherriff Antony scratches his chin. "we know who killed old man jenkins" "yeah it was..." Jakey pulls off the lake monster's mask. "ORANGE" "why did you do it orange" "i would have gotten away with it, too, if it weren't for you meddling kids" "we're all in our 20s" "butthurt" Orange breaks from his ropes, expending the last of his electrical energy. The pirate copy of the power of electricity gives out, leaving Orange vulnerable to one final blast from Jakey's electricity. Orange falls to the ground, fried. Orange's molecules rearrange, and form a harlequin foetus knight!
Jakey leaps at it, kicking it across the room with an electric-charged boot. Bran leaps and chops it in half with an ice-enfused sword. Tony creates a giant stone in the harlequin foetus knight's chest, causing it to explode. Eif chucks a rock at it. A, er... FLAMING ROCK. Taylor creates a refreshing spring breeze. "oh man this guy is gonna be tough to" "give me the diamonds" Niko chucks the diamonds at the harlequin foetus knight, which hurts the harlequin foetus knight's feelings! He runs off to the bathroom to cry. "jakey stop attention-seeking" "butthurt"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Fri Feb 18, 2011 10:14 pm

CHAPTOUR SEVEN:
"okay to get into derrick's fortress, we need to get sex changes" "well buddy it's been great but this is for the best" Jakey takes out his sword and swiftly hacks through his long, thick slankydoodle. "oh wait i read that wrong the book says we DON'T need to get sex changes" "butthurt" Jakey passes out. Jakey wakes up an hour later, staring at an unfamiliar skin formation. "what the fuck man" Jakey Julie gets up and sighs. "oh well when life gives you gators" The five strut to the baron's castle, and Jakey Julie parachutes into the baron's yacht. Jakey Julie's parachute then turns into a harlequin foetus knight!
Jakey leaps at it, kicking it across the room with an electric-charged boot. Bran leaps and chops it in half with an ice-enfused sword. Tony creates a giant stone in the harlequin foetus knight's chest, causing it to explode. Eif chucks a rock at it. A, er... FLAMING ROCK. Taylor creates a refreshing spring breeze. "oh man this guy is gonna be tough to" "AAAAAAAAAH WATCH OUT" Adam Lambert cowers behind the harlequin foetus knight, which hurts the harlequin foetus knight's feelings! He runs off to the bathroom to cry. "jakey stop attention-seeking" "butthurt"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Fri Mar 04, 2011 3:40 pm

CHAPTOUR EIGHT:
"oh man we're gonna be late!!!" "i have an idea!!!" Jakey attaches a high-powered magnet to the front of the carriage, and chucks a metal block into the road. The five are tossed out of the carriage, and land safely at their destination. "see" Tony sprints to the podium. "now for the award for best character in a teh forum rpgboot the nominees are: jakey eif bran tony and orange and the award goes to... orange!!!" "DAMMIT ORANGE THIS IS AN OUTRAGE" Jakey flips over the table, sending everything flying. Security comes, and grabs Jakey. "i didn't do it it was um orange" "dammit orange" The security guys drag Orange out kicking and screaming. Tony gives the award to the runner up, Tim Minchin. "i have just recieved word that tim minchin is disqualified for not existing!!!" The crowd gasps. A harlequin foetus knight flips over the table, outraged.
Jakey leaps at it, kicking it across the room with an electric-charged boot. Bran leaps and chops it in half with an ice-enfused sword. Tony creates a giant stone in the harlequin foetus knight's chest, causing it to explode. Eif chucks a rock at it. A, er... FLAMING ROCK. Taylor creates a refreshing spring breeze. "oh man this guy is gonna be tough to" "wake up" The harlequin foetus knight wakes up, which hurts the harlequin foetus knight's feelings! He runs off to the bathroom to cry. "jakey stop attention-seeking" "butthurt"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:36 pm

CHAPTOUR NINE:
"guys i have bad news" "about who" "someone who is dead now" "a song for" "guys i have timinchinitis" "gasp" A single tear streams down Jakey's face. "it's terminal" "we must find the cure" "there is no cure for timinchinitis" "jakey i" "shh" Jakey puts his finger to Bran's lips. "your presence is enough" Jakey embraces Bran, and the two float into the air. "bran stop floating" "NO U" "NO ME" "hey where'd jakey go" "who" "stop making people up you're so childish" A harlequin foetus knight walks in. "hey guys i got the new pokemon game"
Jakey leaps at it, kicking it across the room with an electric-charged boot. Bran leaps and chops it in half with an ice-enfused sword. Tony creates a giant stone in the harlequin foetus knight's chest, causing it to explode. Eif chucks a rock at it. A, er... FLAMING ROCK. Taylor creates a refreshing spring breeze. "oh man this guy is gonna be tough to" "check 'em" Doublesguy gets doubles, which hurts the harlequin foetus knight's feelings! He runs off to the bathroom to cry. "jakey stop attention-seeking" "butthurt"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:46 pm

CHAPTOUR TEN:
The five walk into a factory. "hey kids we got a shipment of legendary swords but we have no use for legendary swords here have some legendary swords" "NO U" "NO ME" "butthurt" The six march off aimlessly, and find a giant candy bar. "taylor use your grass powers!!!" "i have wind powers" "wat" "why are you so useless taylor" The giant candy bar eats the five. "well this sucks" "hey i have an idea let's BURN the candy bar" "butthurt" "butthurt" "THAT WON'T WORK YOU RETARD" "but guys fire is super effective to ca-" "butthurt" "i have an idea let's EARTH the candy bar" "that's brilliant!!!" "but guys fire" "stop being butthurt because earth is super effective against candy bars" The five earth their way out of the giant candy bar. "it sure is cold in the vacuum of space" "old" "butthurt" "old" The five float around aimlessly, when someone changes the HEY MISTER CAN WE HAVE OUR BALL BACK The five are emptied into the trash can, and climb their way out, when they are ambushed by a harlequin foetus knight.
Taylor leaps at the harlequin foetus knight, slicing him in half. Bran runs towards the harlequin foetus knight's head, sword grinding against the ground. Bran releases his grip on the sword, sending it flying at the harlequin foetus knight, decapitating it. Jakey and Eif play strip poker. The harlequin foetus knight laughs, undamaged. "oh man it's gonna take some heavy firepower to take this guy on" Gerald runs to the other side of the room, and gets struck by a bolt of wake up. Doubles shoots from Harold's hands at the harlequin foetus knight, destroying it instantly. "phyllyp stop attention-seeking" "but guys i didn't even do anything" "old"
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:53 pm

CHAPTOUR ELEVEN:
The five guys rush ahead to find a man. "oh guys it's coverdale!!!" "who" "just this guy" "hello jakeylove" "coverdale" "do you guys like love" "we're going to avenge tony's uncle" "not loving coverdale great idea" "i don't even know who you are!!!" "i was a lovehunter once you know" "butthurt" "but they said i was too good at lovehuntering so they fired me" "butthurt" "anyway yeah" "i don't like your tone mistour" "old" Jakey draws his sword. Coverdale loves, and draws his sword as well.
Coverdale loves towards Jakey with his sword outstretched, loving his head clean off. Bran fires some swords at Coverdale, but Coverdale loves under them, and loves on his back towards Bran, loving his feet off. Bran falls backward, allowing Coverdale to love him in the crotch, and love his weapon through Bran's head. Coverdale then loves over to Tony, and loves him the power of it. Coverdale then loves his hookshot at a nearby building and loves up. Coverdale loves back at Bran and Jakey's lifeless bodies, a single tear loving down his cheek. Then Michelle's like "take me home".
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:26 pm

CHAPTOUR TWELVE:
Jakey cautiously steps forward, but accidentally a pressure plate! The five side down a giant tube, and fall into a dark room. "lo all" Stevman steps out of the darkness. "lo stevman" "wat up lol" "nm u" "nm thx 4 axin" "yw" Stevman looks down on the five, weakened from the descent. "you know how there are five elements" "yeah" "well there are actually six" "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAT" Stevman launches a bolt of darkness at the five, killing Taylor and Eif instantly. Tony gets slammed against a wall, collapsing his lungs. Bran is crushed by the weight of the darkness, and explodes from the pressure. Jakey has darkness welling up inside him, causing him to implode. Stevman turns to Michelle. "now for you" Jakey musters up the last of his strength and tackles Stevman. Stevman launches Jakey into Michelle. The two lie there nearly defeated. Stevman laughs.
Stevman launches one final wave of darkness at the two. Jakey summons a huge shield of electricity with all of his life, nulling the attack. The power used, however, completely exhausts Jakey. Michelle takes Jakey in her arms, a single tear streaming down her cheek. "jakey i" "shh michelle just remember that i" "yes" "that i was really cool" Jakey goes limp in Michelle's arms. Michelle lays Jakey on the ground, and closes his eyes with her fingers. "goodbye, jakey" A single tear streams down her face. Stevman launches another bolt of darkness at Michelle. Michelle begins to hover in the air, and a flash of light explodes from her body. Michelle grows wings, and a large shield of light nullifies Stevman's darkness. "wat" "hey there aren't six elements there are seven light is the seventh" "rofl thats gay man" "old" Michelle launches a bolt of pure light at Stevman, impaling him. Stevman flails around wildly, and explodes. "HEY MISTER CAN WE HAVE OUR BALL BACK" The ball falls into Michelle's left hand. "i guess that's what you'd call" Michelle puts on her sunglasses. "mister adventure" The Miami skyline is shown, with Michelle flying towards the horizon. THE END.
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PostSubject: Re: Teh Forum RPG [Reboot] III   Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:01 pm

CHAPTOUR THIRTEEN:
Tony and the gang return home with the ball. "mother i" "save it the look on your face is enough" Tony and his mother embrace. A single tear streams down Tony's face, then lands on his mother's face, and begins the streaming process anew. Tony and his mother engage in a passionate kiss, and Tony carries his mother to bed for some HOT LOVIN TONIGHT. Michelle runs up to Jakey, and the two embrace. "eeewww" "get a room you two" "NO U" "NO ME"
"lo all" Stevman does a kneeslide, and plays a powerchord. "THAT'S OUR STEVMAN" Then Michelle's like "take me home". THE END.
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