Patient's Perfect Body

Oh hi mates give me

so I'm going to do a song about mr. patient's beautiful, masculine body of love

Help me write some majestic poetry about the perfect human that is The Max-and every one take a body part hey I call the legs oh yeah



"The raised rivers of life blood
shimmer in the night
as the moon light reflects off
the divine collection of muscle fibers

your sweat lays still on your body
as we continue the sweet embrace
those knee joints of love
I want to make love to your knee joints"

Oh, but those elbows
Are so far away
I wait for the day
When the elbows will come
The elbows will be mine

I count the days
I count the hours
Those masculine towers
Above the elbow
I want them both
I want them now
Give me them please
I'll be your best friend

"As I stroke your armpit hair
you gaze upon me with your beautiful eyes
the moonlight reflects the sweat droplets
flowing from your sexy armpits

As I smell your armpit hair
you touch my body like a hero
a hero I want to share my life with
Patient, what a hero among heroic heroes of epic dimensions"

Got to have those eyebrows
I need them in my life
Got to have those eyebrows
Every day

So long
Definitely not a monobrow
Such great eyebrows
Eyebrows

And oh, his tongue is like fire
And oh, Patient I desire,

So body so good, I'd even
Risk legal action from Kings of Leon
What a shit band
Shit band
But Patient's body, wow, so handsome, I would and

Oh Patient's long hair is so great
it looks like golden threads on a weaving slate.

Oh his B.O. i admire
it just sets my deep warm heart on fire.