EIFION IS DEAD

Guys, looking through old Runtime Error album covers, I have conclusively found that Eifion Cole Lewis is fucking dead, and has been replaced by a lookalike. Here are the clues:


A man is being abducted by aliens, and is no longer with us. Also, the man on the cover (possibly representing Bran and Jakey) looks distraught.


A man is being poked and prodded, not knowing what to say, as he is unable to answer their questions as the original Eifion would have.
There is a copy of the same man, looking at his drumset, thinking nothing. Dead people are unable to think. This is the original Eifion.


Three of the letters in "intergalactic" are in "eifion". One of these is replaced by an exclamation point, which is coincidentally the first letter in "eifion". Eifion has been replaced.


The star on the bottom is upside-down. This refers to Runtime Error's world being turned upside-down with Eifion's death.
By this time, Eifion's corpse would have lost all its discernable features, as has the man next to the camel.
Camel is a brand of cigarettes. Cigarettes used to be called coffin nails. Coffins are what people are buried in after they die.


Eifion is hanging himself. Being hung is typically associated with being dead.


Eifion is the only member facing backward. He's different. Being dead is different than living.


Eifion fell off of a cliff. When people fall off of cliffs, they generally die.


Eifion is not on this album cover, presumably because he is dead.


There are two Eifions. Jakey is choking the fake Eifion.


Eifion's mouth has been erased, just as his memory has been.


Eifion is on fire. People die from being on fire. Jakey is pissing on Eifion, denoting how Jakey pissed on Eifion's memory by replacing him.


Eifion is between a rock and hard place. When people are trapped like this, they generally die of starvation. Jakey is bungie jumping to save Eifion, but the bungie cord isn't long enough to save him.


Once again, Eifion is being hung. This is a recurring clue.


Once again again, Eifion is being hung. Bran is beating him with a stick, akin to ruining his memory.


Eifion is melting. Melting is generally a cause of death.


There is a ragdoll version of Eifion, symbolising his replacement.


Eifion is the only one not holding his pickaxe behind him, thus he is different. Perhaps they were planning a mining album before Eifion's death, and Eifion didn't live to see it?


Eifion is flattened onto a boulder. This generally kills people.


Eifion is taking the suicide pill. Suicide pills are made to kill people.


Two Eifions. One will be shot. Being shot kills people.


Eifion is pictured with Brandon Lehman and Jon Bon Jovi, two people who have died recently.


Eifion's face is a clock. Clocks tell time. Time is the enemy. The start of the smear campaign against Eifion?


Eifion is smoking. Smoking causes the cancer. Cancer is a popular cause of death.


Eifion is being clung onto by Jakey, unwilling to let go of Eifion's memory.


Once again, smoking.


Eifion is in a building as a plane is about to crash into it. The first time people died was when a plane crashed into the Twin Towers.


Eifion is on the opposite side of the bridge, denoting that he's different/gone.


Stark white cover. Nothing. Empty, like Eifion's body.

Also, within the band members' solo careers, I have found numerous clues.


"It", being it, has gotten revenged on Eifion, killing him. He is alone, as he is the only member who has died.


Even though Eifion has gone, they still have money and whores, so it's all right.


Pretty obvious tribute to Eifion.


Shooting stars pass quickly, and are wonderful while they happen, but the happy memories are replaced quickly, like with Eifion's life.


There are two spires, symbolising the two Eifions.


A single tear streams down Jakey's face. Rest in Peace, Eifion, you were too beautiful for


Jakey is using Eifion's head as a guitar. This can only be achieved when the party whose head is to be used is dead.


Eifion is suspended in midair, which is impossible, much like him playing while being dead. Thus, he is dead.


Eifion has been crushed by a rock. This generally is followed by death.


Eifion is being hung, for the eighth time. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO TELL US

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