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PostSubject: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Sat Jan 01, 2011 1:51 am

SPECIAL AWARDS:
The "if it ain't broke don't fix it" award: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
The game that hates gamers the most: Mafia II
Best use of Neil Patrick Harris: Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
The "made Jakey cry" award: I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE III
Most (and least) realistic game: Mafia II
Best free game: Doritos Crash Course
Most fucked up boss fight: Mirror mirror on the wall who's the best at basketball (Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep)
The "fuck Cartoon Network, seriously" award: Red Dead Redemption
Best DLC: Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare
The "oh you" award: The Celebrating Band on the Run pack having masters of shitty live versions in January (Rock Band 3)
The "could this story get any more convoluted" award: Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
The "takes up more memory stick space than my memory stick even has" award: Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker

last: Mass Effect 2
- CORRIDORS
- WAIST-HIGH BLOCKS
- RAILROADING
- TIM
- SHITTY PLOT

09: Mafia II
+ Involving story
+ Nice clothes, I guess
- Game hates gamers
- Game constantly takes away weapons, money and even fucking clothing
- Vague ending leaves way too many questions

08: Pokémon HeartGold/SoulSilver
+ It's fucking Gold and Silver with some improvements
- It's fucking Gold and Silver with some improvements

07: Assassin's Creed: Brotherhood
+ Get to run around future Montereggioni as Desmond
+ Basically the same game as Assassin's Creed II
- Basically the same game as Assassin's Creed II
- Set in Rome

06: Fallout: New Vegas
+ Karma system replaced with reputation
+ Gunplay and guns in general far improved from Fallout 3
+ Some interesting characters
+ Get to slaughter people who want to be Romans
- No real drive to do anything, at all

05: Spider-Man: Shattered Dimensions
+ Four different Spider-Men, each with a different attack mechanic
+ Spider-Man Noir is an intensely creative concept
+ Neil Patrick Harris
+ DEADPOOL
- Doc Ock is a woman
- A bit short

04: I AM A GIGANTIC FAGGOT PLEASE RAPE MY FACE III
+ Nice combat system
+ Involving as fuck story
+ Reaver
+ Weapons morph according to how you use them
- The bone handle is ugly as shit
- Reaver
- Long load times
- Online multiplayer is kind of lame
- Walter dies at the end

03: Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
+ Story split across three characters; can get competent story from just one character, but you have to play as them all to get the whole story
+ Each character visits the same worlds, but goes to different parts of them and faces different bosses
+ If you play Ven's story first, Ven knows what Unversed are, even though Eraqus only explained them to Terra and Aqua, and Ven has no way of knowing what they are, at all
+ Realise that everyone in the series is either Sora or Riku or both
+ Simple and Clean opening
+ Simple and Clean orchestral version for the credits
- Long load times
- Snow White's voice actor is annoying as shit
- Terra's voice actor is emotionally vapid

02: Rock Band 3
+ Great new tracklisting
+ Good character creator
+ PLUSH
+ Can import 95% of Rock Band, Rock Band 2, LEGO Rock Band and Rock Band: Green Day tracks
- Unable to import Dani California, Any Way You Want It, Give it Away, Spoonman or Black Hole Sun
- Imagine

01: Red Dead Redemption
+ Involving story
+ Amazing characters
+ Undead Nightmare adds hours of playtime and some great new weapons
+ Great, single tear-worthy ending
+ Great online multiplayer
- Online multiplayer filled with hackers

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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:01 am

Why you should never join the Legion in New Vegas: They want to be romans
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:18 am

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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Sat Jan 01, 2011 2:20 am

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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Sat Jan 01, 2011 11:39 am

my nominees for game of the year are:

Alan Wake
Battlefield Bad Company 2
Bioshock 2
Call of Duty: Black Ops
Dead Rising 2
Fable 3
Green Day: Rock Band
Halo Reach
Mafia 2
Mass Effect 2
Medal of Honor
NHL 11
Red Dead Redemption
Rock Band 3
Skate 3

stay tuned for the big revelation

while am at it, here's some awards

what a cover: Rock Band 3
they gave me DLC with the game, great: Red Dead Redemption (Limited Edition)
worst developer: EA (online pass)
best developer: Harmonix (go dlc go)
best main character: Barry (Alan Wake)
best side character: the Welshman (Red Dead Redemption) r.i.p.
shat my pants: Alan Wake
a truly magnificent ending: Red Dead Redemption
should've been, could've been: Mafia 2
best DLC: Battlefield Bad Company 2 Vietnam
best multiplayer (online): Red Dead Redemption
best multiplayer (local): NHL 11
the cow is dead, dude: Call of Duty: Black Ops
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Mon Jan 03, 2011 8:29 am

Game of the Year: Battlefield Bad Company 2
DLC of the Year: 'Nam (BFBC2)
Underrated Game of the Year: Singularity
Downloadable Game of the Year: LIMBO/Comic Jumper (Tie)
Best New IP: Singularity
Most Improved Sequel: Red Dead Redemption
Get the fuck away from me or i will call social services of the year: Cack Ops


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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Mon Jan 03, 2011 10:35 am

Best game: Lemme finish Mass Effect 2 and I'll get back to you
Best DLC: Fable III Santa hat
Best character: John Marston
Worst character: Jack (Mass Effect 2) / Zaeeb
Best ass: Miranda
Best voice actor: Bernard Hill (Walter)
Most tragic death: Herbert Moon
Best soundtrack: Mass Effect 2
Best gun: High-Powered Pistol
Best online play: Red Dead Redemption
Best story: Mass Effect 2


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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Mon Jan 03, 2011 12:52 pm

Zaeed?! ZAEED IS AWESOME FAGGOT

R.I.P. Herbert Moon
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:50 pm

Zaeeb? i have to go now But yeah I hate Zaeed shame he didn't die during sir suicide mission

Herbert Moon I'll miss him forever
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:38 pm

shame Mauser pistol is better than high-powered pistol

anyway, i haven't decided yet which game should be the very greatesty, but i've chosen one lucky game to claim the prize for the 3rd best game of the

3rd place: Red Dead Redemption

great:
  • a world of adventures
  • so much to do
  • nice guns there
  • "so my job is to shoot a gatling gun from a moving train? sweet! i sure like the missions you are giving me"
  • the story
  • "what could possible make a free roam multiplayer any better?" "hey let's play a game of land grab" "!!!"
  • "hey niko lets go bowlin-" "what's bowling"


uncool:
  • by the time i reach my horse which for some reason keeps running away from me, i'm already halfway there
  • not many rememberable characters
  • "sure i'll pick you a few flowers just don't make do it agai-"
  • "wow first time playing multiplayer can't wait to-" *shot* *respawn* "hey that wasn't fair i don't even have a hor- *shot*
  • an open world to explore - shame most of it is desert
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Wed Jan 05, 2011 12:57 pm

not many rememberable characters

Herbert Moon, John Marston, Nigel West Dickens, Seth, Welsh, Dutch, Uncle, Jack Marston, Bonnie McFarlane. That's all off the top of my head.





also i must say the second best online experience is assassin's creed brotherhood
you guys need to get it
or else
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Wed Jan 05, 2011 3:07 pm

Herbert Moon, John Marston, Nigel West Dickens, Seth, Welsh, Dutch, Uncle, Jack Marston, Bonnie McFarlane. That's all off the top of my head.

I wouldn't say they were all that memorable

Herbert Moon, John Marston, Welsh, Irish, and Uncle were memorable as fuck though

Also I can't rank them but here's lame and orgasmique points of all last year games I played

Fable 3

+ Nice outfits dawg
+ Weapon morphing?! sweet
+ What a nice story
+ Such great characters yeah man
+ Neat quests
+ The The Game quest
+ Spell-weaving fapfapfapfap
+ Managing houses/shops from the map wow
+ The sanctuary
+ Character morphing
+ The touch system
- The touch system
- Kids
- Not enough royal duty and shit
- Not getting to fight the crawler
- Not enough areas
- Give me more hairstyles damn it
- Weapon morphing could have been done better

Mass Effect 2
+ Such wicked gameplay
+ Wow what a dialogue system
+ Great story too
+ Characters <3
+ Save file transfering <3
+ Free DLC?!
+ Fixed all the bad stuff about the first game
+ Armour customizing was pretty sweet
+ Getting to kill off the characters you loathe
+ What a great open universe so much exploration
+ Weapons/upgrade system is better
+ Thanks for the easy G
- Can't change sir hairstyle
- Wrex not a squad member
- Conrad Verner lying about me
- Kaidan

Red Dead Redemption
+ Nice open world
+ Health
+ Ammo
+ Online play
+ Neat story
+ Great characters
+ Free roam is pretty fun both offline and online
+ Side missions wow
+ Wicked guns
+ Herbert Moon
- Horse controls
- Jack Marston isn't quite as great as John Marston

Pokémon Soul Silver
+ It's pretty much the same game I played non-stop through all of 2001
- This isn't 2001
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Wed Jan 05, 2011 5:34 pm

Anyway, to contribute to the thread:

rdr and rb3
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Wed Jan 05, 2011 6:50 pm

oh i forgot the most important award

The "if I never hear this song again it'll be far too soon" award: JOHNNY GUITAR FUCK YOU FALLOUT NEW VEGAS IT'S ON EVERY STATION ALL THE TIME FUCK
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:07 pm

here i go again on my own and also here's the award for the game that may or may not be the 2nd best game of the year but this is just my opinion

2nd place: Rock Band 3

GO GO POWER RANGERS:
  • Power of Love
  • quality over quantity in the tracklist
  • the "new" songs are actually good this time (bye bye harmonix bands)
  • song information/leaderboards screen
  • new venues look great
  • characters look great
  • instruments look great
  • menus look great
  • pro modes look great
  • KEYBOARD !!!!! (looks great)
  • PRIMUS !!!!! (great)
  • who needs guitar hero anymore?


THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES WE'LL CARRY ON:
  • drummer animations
  • bring back the real world tour
  • multiplayer is easily trollable ("hurr lets play beast and the harlot 50 times in a row")
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Fri Jan 07, 2011 1:10 pm

sorry this award took so long but it had to load

LOADING AWARD PLEASE WAIT: Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Sun Jan 09, 2011 4:41 pm

stop being butthurt patient
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Mon Jan 10, 2011 5:40 pm

what did fable 3 ever do to you

can't wait to reveal the game of the year award for the game of the year, shame i haven't decided the winner yet

oh, also the award for the greatest soundtrack goes for rock band 3 for having the Power of Love

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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Tue Jan 11, 2011 8:42 am

LIMBO wins best everything case closed.
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Tue Jan 11, 2011 1:39 pm

stop assraping limbo it's pretentious bullshit
stop being butthurt patient
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Tue Jan 11, 2011 2:53 pm

it was actually a joke based around how some random people gave it game of the year, sountrack of the year, best downloadable game and best new ip at a french awards thing
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Tue Jan 11, 2011 3:04 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:05 pm

limbo is a game for wannabe-hipsters
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:28 pm

limbo is a game for pretentious art snobs
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PostSubject: Re: Game of the Year 2010 awards   Tue Jan 11, 2011 5:34 pm

Then isn't that a hipster Jake. Pretentious art snobs= Hipsters
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