So, here it is.

Okay, Bran, Orange and Toki have long periods where they voyeur, right? And they all leave without saying, right? So, they're the same person. However, since Toki was Thor, and Thor is Norwegian, they are also Blade, Ktulu and Boner. However, since the previous three are European, they must also be Shredd, Eifion and Svart. And since Svart lives in America, as well as Orange, Toki and Bran, he must also be Jakey, Colin, Ryuk, Jenna, Chris, Navy, Cabbage, Jayman, Tony, Hotsnakes, Rawk and everyone else we've ever met. The only people he can't be are and Sevin, since they're Asian.
This brings us to:

THE REVISED HISTORY OF TEH FORUM:
Svart was bored one day and decided to make a forum, since his previous forum was run by himself, and he hated himself. Svart's friends, which included himself and , registered for Teh Forum, Svart's new forum. Everything was going swell until Svart's computer broke down, and Svart's forum suffered because of it. With only a few of himself left posting, Svart needed his computer back, fast. The next month, Svart's computer was fixed, and Svart's forum rushed back to life, with Svart rushing to socialise with himself. This was all well and good until Svart decided to introduce some more mature himselfs to the forum, which made himself hate himself. Eventually, Svart and several of his other selves went to Svart's forum, called ye ye ye. Svart didn't like this, and he fought hard to get himself back to his forum. He begrudgingly went back to his forum, since he wasn't posting in ye ye ye too much. Svart eventually left Teh Forum, followed by Svart and Svart, whose departure caused Teh Forum to die. Svart made a xat for Teh Forum, and Svart refused to post there, leaving just Svart and a few of the other Svarts. To this day, no Svart knows what happened to Svart or .

But, you see, it was not just Teh Forum that Svart had created. He created each person, each with a different personality. Each personality took a life of its own. Each personality morphed and twisted to become what we know today. Each person started as someone Svart wanted to be or a person Svart identified in himself.

"Jinzo" was Svart's need to be cool, be accepted. He morphed into "Bran", someone who is still cool, but more identifiable as something Svart could be.
"-geardonunez555-" was Svart's desire to be funny. He morphed into "Eifion", the funny taking a toll on his very soul, and making him bitter, resentful and unable to trust. He morphed again into "Eif", someone who is much more accepting of his role as funny guy, not taking it seriously at all, and growing to love people again.
"Toki" was Svart's more rebellious side coming out. Toki could do things Svart would never do. As Svart himself grew more detached from his creations, Toki became more relaxed, and gained a more spiritual outlook on life. He had nothing else to rebel against. The man he wanted to break away from, himself, was gone. Toki, however, had nothing to define himself as his own personality any more. Svart took this opportunity to add a love interest. Much in the same way as Svart himself, Toki was pining for a woman he had no courage to speak to, letalone ask on a date.
"Teh_Jakester" was Svart's childish side. A kid who just looked up to the people around him, emulating them. However, everyone around him thought he wasn't good for anything, and he became more hardened, trying to be himself, but just being everyone else differently. This was "Julie". As the people around Julie relaxed more, and accepted that he just wanted to fit in, he became more of an individual, becoming "Jakey". The influences of everyone else on Jakey was readily apparent, yet he is unmistakably and indefinably Jakey.
"Fww" was made when Jakey grew too stable to be the childish one. He made an actual kid, and made him look up to everyone else much in the same way as Teh_Jakester had.
"Shredd" was Svart wanting himself, the actual himself, to be liked, and to have others be like him. This backfired, as he realised he didn't want another social outcast as himself. Shredd loosened up and became more like his other personalities.
"Peewee" was Svart wanting a personality who was different, yet acceptable to those around him. Outwardly, he was far different than everyone else, however, inwardly, he was the same. This, however, had little effect on an internet forum, and Peewee was less of an ideal and more of a failed attempt at trying to make himself more accepted.
"Orange" was Svart's need for a scapegoat. Someone to pass the blame onto when he himself had messed up. This personality is as of yet unevolved.
"Jenna" was Svart's need for companionship, with "Chris" being the ideal of himself, loved. He, however, still didn't know how love actually worked, so another "Holy_Diver" was imminent. He hadn't learned from his mistakes with Jakey. Jenna is a submissive personality, his vision of an ideal woman.
"Navy" is Svart knowing that making Jenna passive and a homemaker wasn't a good vision of a woman. That women could be more than that. Navy wants nothing more than to be successful in a man's world.

However, as each personality evolved, it was made clear how incompatible they were with the original. His creations grew to loathe him, as he made them what he wanted to be, and what he wanted to be was the same people who had opressed him. That, in itself, is the tragedy of this tale.

Great Job it was very interesting to read. BUT!!! you forgot ryuk and that mestivous Blank (pwow) and evil Wiifan

indeed, a tragic tale of love and loss.

Svart, the ideal dramatic character, may he rest in peace

Amazing.

What is this i don't even