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 The Most Difficult Fastening Object to Fasten

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PostSubject: The Most Difficult Fastening Object to Fasten   Fri Dec 17, 2010 2:39 pm

Myself and an as-of-yet unknown other party or parties began to reside in a dwelling which is aged to the point of a general consensus of it being "old". The person who forced me out of their vaginal cavity after a nine-month waiting period superseded by rough intercourse with the man known as "my father" forced another child out of her vaginal cavity, and I and an as-of-yet unknown other party or parties began to inspect the new child. The new child was a male infant, and thus, we proceeded to purchase the male infant an object for him to play with. The object of which we purchased was a weapon that fires as-of-yet unknown "rays". All of the aforementioned events happened in the 1,981 years after the death of an important religious figure for the Christian religion, thus we named the male infant "Baby". The male infant had an ache in the oral cavity, thus the male infant started to evacuate tears from the male infant's ocular cavities. The evacuation of the aforementioned tears sonically stimulated my auricular sense, similar to the way a tremor in the Earth's crust does. The evacuation of the aforementioned tears had no ability to last, as I had ended the evacuation of the aforementioned tears. I grabbed a girl's haphazardly-constructed human-shaped toy and proceeded to insert miniscule sharp, metallic objects into the aforementioned haphazardly-constructed human-shaped toy.

At the current moment, myself and an as-of-yet unknown other party, which is assumed to contain the person who forced me out of their vaginal cavity after a nine-month wait period supersceded by rough intercourse with the man known as "my father" and the male infant forced out of the aforementioned vaginal cavity just prior to this statement, are a group of people living in the same household and sharing responsibilities. The aforementioned group isn't in any current danger, as the group has currency designed to trade for goods and/or services, and a small location that we use for pugilism. The group does not have any prior knowledge of the person of whom I am currently speaking to, nor does the group have any debts meant to be repaid to the person of whom I am currently speaking to. However, if the person of whom I am currently speaking to were to use their ocular sense to catch a glimpse of the group of which I am currently affiliated, I have something I wish to unveil for the person of whom I am currently speaking to, so that they may sense it with their ocular nerves.

It is not difficult if one does not have any knowledge of a better way of dealing with the current situation. Does the person of whom I am currently speaking to have thoughts of the object or act of which I am currently speaking of in a dirty and/or scandalous manner? If this is true, I implore the person of whom I am currently speaking to to write down such concerns, and mail them to me. The group of which I am currently affiliated attempts to warm their bodies with a high level of success, however, these is something incorrect when one feels like he or she is the most difficult small fastening object to fasten.

I had viewpoints of situations which had no bearing on the status of the situations. I had a cerebral cortex which, to me, felt as though it were a liquid substance used to make solid breakfast foods. I currently own a piece of land at the back of my current dwelling which is devoid of objects, besides a piece broken off of a tree, a canine and an object used to house an unknown object or substance.

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PostSubject: Re: The Most Difficult Fastening Object to Fasten   Tue Jan 04, 2011 6:26 pm

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