THE MAN OF MANY WALLETS DIES AT AGE 79

Dover, Delaware, 2010/10/21, the beloved musician, The Man of Many Wallets, died at the age of 79. The Man of Many Wallets, who has been collecting wallets since his birth, is dearly missed by friends, family and fans alike.
The Man of Many Wallets has obtained a new wallet every year since his birth, and written an album on each one. A posthumous album containing rough demos for The Man of Many Wallets' next wallet, his eightieth, will be going on sale in January of 2011.

R.I.P., The Man of Many Wallets, 1931-2010
You were too beautiful for this world.

WAIT WAIT WAIT

WHAT

YOU HAVE GOT TO BE FUCKING KIDDING ME THIS CANNOT BE FUCKING HAPPENING

WHY IN THE FUCKING FUCK WOULD I FUCKING JOKE ABOUT THIS

i cry for thee, man of the many wallets