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PostSubject: Omegle adventures   Sat Nov 07, 2009 2:58 pm

Post your Omegle experiences babe

Stranger: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
You: Fall Out Boy sucks
Stranger: you suck
Stranger: =)
You: They're talentess hacks who suck music industry exec cock
Stranger: are you just on here to bitch about bands?
You: yes
Stranger: thats rather boring.
You: MCR = emo pieces of shit
Stranger: i dont like them much myself
Stranger: you one of this rap loving people?
Stranger: **these
You: Cannibal Corpse = greatest band known to man
Stranger: never heard of them
You: The Beatles suck
You: AC/DC sucks
Stranger: sounds emoish to me
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: what else sucks?
You: Hawthorne Heights sucks
You: Led Zeppelin sucks
You: PATD sucks
Stranger: youre gay
You: Weezer sucks
You: Gay sucks
You: Pink Floyd sucks
Stranger: bahaha
You: Simon & Garfunkel suck
Stranger: yes
Stranger: they do
You: Nickelback ROCKS
You: And so do Creed
Stranger: bahahahahaha
Stranger: i rock
You: Slipknot sucks
Stranger: rofl
Stranger: yeah
You: Linkin Park are emo pieces of shit pedos
Stranger: how about green day?
You: Green Day is ok
Stranger: gooooooooooood.
Stranger: you me at six?
Stranger: paramore?
You: Paramore
You: moar like parawhore amirite
Stranger: ahahahahahhaha no
Stranger: they are awesome
You: But seriously, Nickelback and Creed are rock and roll SAVIORS
Stranger: How old arer you?
Stranger: i dislike nickelback,and ive never heard of creed.
You: fail
You: Nickelback = better than any band ever
You: Prove me wrong
Stranger: therefore youre dilusional
Stranger: i soooo wuld
Stranger: **would
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:00 pm

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Fallout Boy suck
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Sat Nov 07, 2009 3:36 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, 9/11 was a government orchestrated case of false flag terrorism, and President Barack Hussein Obama is worse than former President Bush.
You: A wild Abra appears!
Stranger: your response?
You: sometimes i masturbate until it bleeds
Stranger: why
You: chaos theory
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:01 pm

You: The game
Stranger: hi, wanna see a dick?
You: The game
Stranger: hi, wanna see a dick?
You: The game
Stranger: hi, wanna see a dick?
You: The game
Stranger: hi, wanna see a dick?
You: The game
Stranger: hi, wanna see a dick?
You: The game
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:30 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: orphans
Stranger: are good to eat
Stranger: tasty
Stranger: like chicken
You: that's exactly how i feel
Stranger: do you bake or grill them?
You: i like to boil them
Stranger: more fun
Stranger: what about their... parts
Stranger: appetizers?
Stranger: or dessert?
You: i put them in a salad
Stranger: ah
You: that i eat on the side
Stranger: croutons
You: croutons made out of fingers
Stranger: I was referring to other... members
Stranger: but fingers are good too
You: oh, those members
You: i eat those as a snack
Stranger: guess what
Stranger: I AM THE BAT
You: the bat
You: great thing to be
Stranger: what are you?
You: i am
Stranger: ...
Stranger: yahweh?
Stranger: the walrus?
Stranger: a furrfag?
Stranger: dick cheney?
Stranger: a statue?
Stranger: beats?
You: no
You: i am
Stranger: beets*?
You: just,
Stranger: defined as giving each their due
You: i want to ride the pink bike, daddy
Stranger: just is mandated in the resolution
Stranger: and is thus the value for the round
Stranger: the criterion is minimization of faggotry
Stranger: technoviking explains
Stranger: FUCK YOU
Stranger: thus this criterion is preferable
Stranger: contention 1
Stranger: you are a fag
Stranger: I am not
Stranger: thus I affirm
You: affirm the resolution
You: destroy the evidence
You: then get
You: revenge
Stranger: YOU CANNOT KILL TECHNOVIKING
Stranger: HE IS ETERNAL
You: not as eternal as
You: this gun...................................................
Stranger: but my gun is better
You: this gun is the greatest handgun ever made
Stranger: as evidenced by your faggotry
Stranger: mine's pump action
You: mine's real
Stranger: nice
You: i killed john lennon with it
Stranger: my friend says
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
You: i was aiming for yoko ono
Stranger: ah
You: but i slipped on some ketchup
Stranger: honorable intentions
Stranger: FUCKING KETCHUP
You: either way, i still got paid 500 gel pens and cans of sprite
Stranger: mmmmmmm
Stranger: I get paid in goats
You: goats, where do you live, jewland
Stranger: right next door
Stranger: actually
Stranger: they're pretty loud
Stranger: so I try to stay out of the house
You: that's a great idea
Stranger: WRONG ANSWER
Stranger: YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME
Stranger: DO NOT PASS GO
Stranger: DO NOT COLLECT $200
Stranger: you are a figment of my imagination. I will no longer listen to you.
You: you'd better listen to me
You: or else...............................................................
You: this gun.......................................................
Stranger: No! I reject your reality, and substitute my own.
Stranger: in my reality
Stranger: my pump action gun is REAL
Stranger: and yours isn't
Stranger: so I win
You: i reject your reality and subsitute MY own
Stranger: w/dick cheney's help
You: i MY reality, your gun is a shoe
Stranger: WELL YOUR REALITY IS GAY
Stranger: A FLYING SHOE
You: don't cry
Stranger: WITH CHAINSAWS
Stranger: THAT KILL YOU
Stranger: there are too many of them!
You: that wasn't in the contract
Stranger: doesn't matter
Stranger: I set the fine print
Stranger: and reserve the right to change it at will
You: i erased teh fine print
Stranger: not the invisible fine print
You: oh i spilled my mustard on that
Stranger: MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM PENIS
You: thus, there's no proof it exists
You: thus, it won't hold up in court
You: kthx
Stranger: YOU CAN'T PROVE IT DOESN'T EXIST!
Stranger: THEREFORE IT DOES!
You: you can't prove it does
You: therefore, it doesn't
Stranger: YOU AND YOUR DAMN "LOGIC"
Stranger: I REJECT YOUR REASON
Stranger: AND SUBSTITUTE MY BIBLE
You: i destroyed your bible
Stranger: a reading from the book of mormon...
You: mormon me up, babe
Stranger: 1 But behold, I, Jacob, would speak unto you that are pure in heart. Look unto God with firmness of mind, and apray unto him with exceeding faith, and he will bconsole you in your cafflictions, and he will plead your cause, and send down djustice upon those who seek your destruction.

2 O all ye that are pure in heart, lift up your heads and receive the pleasing word of God, and feast upon his alove; for ye may, if your bminds are cfirm, forever.

3 But, wo, wo, unto you that are not pure in heart, that are filthy this day before God; for except ye repent the land is acursed for your sakes; and the Lamanites, which are not bfilthy like unto you, nevertheless they are ccursed with a sore cursing, shall scourge you even unto destruction.

4 And the time speedily cometh, that except ye repent they shall possess the land of your inheritance, and the Lord God will alead away the righteous out from among you.

5 Behold, the Lamanites your brethren, whom ye hate because of their filthiness and the cursing which hath come upon their skins, are more righteous than you; for they have not aforgotten the commandment of the Lord, which was given unto our father—that they should have save it were bone wife, and cconcubines they should have none, and there should not be dwhoredoms committed among them.

6 And now, this commandment they observe to keep; wherefore, because of this observance, in keeping this commandment, the Lord God will not destroy them, but will be amerciful unto them; and one day they shall bbecome a blessed people.

Stranger: AKA
Stranger: YOU'RE WRONG
You: no, you're wrong
You: seeing as how you're a mormon
You: and i destroyed your bible
Stranger: YOU DARE INSULT MY RELIGION
Stranger: AMERICA IS BASED ON CHRISTIANITY
Stranger: SO I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT
Stranger: NO MATTER HOW UNREASONABLE
You: i killed jesus
Stranger: spoiler alert: he's not dead
You: you have no proof
Stranger: but you have no proof he isn't not dead!
Stranger: double - ftw
You: you have no proof he isn't not not dead
Stranger: you have no proof he isn't not not never dead
You: you have no proof he isn't not not never un-dead
Stranger: he's a zombie
Stranger: don't you read?
You: i'm illiterate
Stranger: ah
Stranger: lucky you
You: quite so
Stranger: by choice? or not
You: bothj
Stranger: ah
Stranger: so guess what I'm watching
You: child porn
Stranger: 2 girls
Stranger: 1 cup
Stranger: and 1 bat
Stranger: and guess what
Stranger: I AM THE BAT!
You: i'd fap to that
You: fap until it bleeds
Stranger: who wouldn't?
You: liberals
Stranger: are you kidding me? they eat this shit up!
Stranger: pun intended
You: did i say liberals
You: i meant
You: orphans
Stranger: we eat THEIR shit up
Stranger: so it's all good
You: i guess so
You: but what if
You: we find an un-ingestable orphan
Stranger: THAT IS LOGICALLY IMPOSSIBLE
Stranger: UNLESS YOU ARE TECHNO VIKING
Stranger: WHO CAN EAT BABIES AT WILL
Stranger: INGESTIBLE OR NOT
You: he rejected our reality and substituted it with his own
Stranger: exactly
Stranger: so we do the same
Stranger: and then we can eat un-ingestable orphans
Stranger: easy as pie
Stranger: and twice as tasty!
You: but what if they're un-reality-alterable
Stranger: then we're fucked
Stranger: spirit orphans
Stranger: we'll just have to eat their souls
You: i'm scared
Stranger: not quite as tasty though
You: hold me
Stranger: *holds stranger*
Stranger: STOP TOUCHING ME THERE
You: no stranger
Stranger: actually
Stranger: i kinda like it
Stranger: please
Stranger: keep rubbing my elbow
Stranger: it feels so good
You: i won't ever stop
Stranger: that's good
Stranger: keep going
Stranger: YES

Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: oooooh
Stranger: oooooooooooh yeah
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOh
Stranger: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
Stranger: YES
Stranger: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
Stranger: ahem*
You: was it good for you
Stranger: hell yeah
Stranger: your turn
Stranger: *licks stranger's elbow*
You: hm
Stranger: *licks more*
You: your tongue is too floppy
You: try some starch
Stranger: *grabs replacement tongue*
You: what is this, sand paper
Stranger: you don't like it rough?
Stranger: no pain no gain
You: not on my sensitive area
You: the grit is too high
Stranger: fine
Stranger: go fuck yourself then
Stranger: see if I care
You: fine, i will
Stranger: fap fap fap fap
You: *bend*
Stranger: *snap*
Stranger: whoops
You: my eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyes
Stranger: they burn!
Stranger: quick!
Stranger: get him some soap!
Stranger: *rubs soap in eyes*
Stranger: better?
You: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: much
Stranger: TASTIER
You: you know it
Stranger: mmmmm
Stranger: tasty
Stranger: like BACON
Stranger: but without the bacon
You: and with men
Stranger: yes
Stranger: MAN bacon
Stranger: mmmm
Stranger: tasty
You: couldn't be tastier
Stranger: wait
Stranger: that's inferior~!
Stranger: manbacon = man x bacon
Stranger: but without bacon
Stranger: thus man x bacon - bacon
Stranger: can be reduced to man - 1
Stranger: hence less than man
Stranger: and thus inferior
You: of course
You: why didn't we think of that sooner!
Stranger: you cannot beat meh maths
You: not even with a calculator set to vibrate
Stranger: although that does help with teh sexy part
You: of course
Stranger: unless it's a dry vibrator
Stranger: although I have no problems with those
You: why would it be dry
Stranger: but I'm willing to sacrifice for you
You: i'm not poor
Stranger: my stranger
You: sacrifice me harder, big boy
Stranger: *lubes up calculator*
Stranger: here it comes
You: i'm waiting
Stranger: comes
Stranger: there we go
Stranger: all done
You: oh wow
You: that was great, really
You: i'm not just saying that
Stranger: sometimes the quickies are the best
Stranger: variety
Stranger: mix it up a little
Stranger: you know?
You: yes, i know
Stranger: what DO you know
You: a better question would be
You: what DON'T i know
You: i was aiming for the launch pad
Stranger: I can name something you don't know...
You: but i accidentally the submarine
Stranger: is there a ninja behind you?
You: if i look, there won't be
Stranger: "but i accidentally the submarine"
Stranger: use an action verb!
You: verbs are for losers
Stranger: but without verbs
Stranger: how do we fuck?
Stranger: we can never be together!
You: we accidentally together
Stranger: oh
Stranger: that's hot
You: couldn't be hotter
Stranger: I mean
Stranger: hot
Stranger: and you mean
Stranger: couldn't hotter
Stranger: no verbs, right?
You: right
Stranger: kk
Stranger: cool
Stranger: well that's boring
Stranger: VERBS ARE NOW BACK IN STYLE

You: hooray
Stranger: so go fuck yourself
Stranger: ayayayayayayay
You: *does*
Stranger: *doesn't*
Stranger: yet....
Stranger: so answer the question
You: i refuse
Stranger: is there a ninja behind you?
Stranger: you won't because you know the answer
Stranger: YOU CAN NEVER TELL

Stranger: THUS YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: OMNISCIENT
You: i'm more omnipotent than you
Stranger: that's not what the orphans said
You: fuck the orphans
Stranger: yeah...
Stranger: so what else is new
You: real savage-like
Stranger: indeed
You: why don't you ever call
You: you treat me like a whore
Stranger: because I have no phone # to call
You: one of YOUR whores
Stranger: you ARE my whore
You: well i'm sick of it
Stranger: whore...
Stranger: *slap* BACK IN THE KITCHEN
You: never
You: *escape*
Stranger: STOP RESISTING!
Stranger: escape is impossible
Stranger: you're trapped in a box without walls
Stranger: or doors
You: if the box doesn't have walls
You: it's not a box
You: and i can leave
Stranger: yeah, but if there are no walls, HOW DO YOU GET OUT?
Stranger: mauahahhahahahahahaahhahahaahahahahahah
You: there's a roof and a floor
You: i am clear of both
Stranger: the box just moves with you
Stranger: you can never escape
You: i take my box to mcdonalds
Stranger: FUCK
Stranger: he discovered the secret!
Stranger: french fries beat invisible moving boxes!
Stranger: nooooooooooooo
Stranger: foiled again!
Stranger: meddling whores!
You: don't mess with whores
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: you're right
Stranger: they're probably ninjas
Stranger: in disguise
Stranger: working for the f/b/i
You: you'll never know
Stranger: no wai!
Stranger: awaiting appropriate counter response*
You: um
You: yes
You: no wai is correct
Stranger: WRONG ANSWER! YOU HAVE LOST THE GAME!
Stranger: DO NOT PASS GO
Stranger: DO NOT COLLECT $200
You: too late
Stranger: HAVE A NICE DAY
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Sat Nov 07, 2009 4:49 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: oh, hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: how r u?
You: absolutely wonderful
Stranger: u r from?
You: I am from a country
Stranger: i know dat u r from country
Stranger: whats whats dat?
You: it is
You: a place
Stranger: okk....
Stranger: &
You: do you live in a place?
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: i m form earth
You: oh, small world
Stranger: yaa
Stranger: r u american or australian or indian?
You: I'm a nationality
You: do you feel orphans should get money from the national government?
Stranger: okk
Stranger: ofcourse
You: that is an item I feel very strongly about
You: would you be willing to dedicate $50 to the advancement of orphans?
Stranger: u r rite
You: they desperately need your help
Stranger: what can i do for dat
Stranger: how can i help
You: only YOU can prevent them from becoming mass murderers in the future
Stranger: how?
You: well, you could go to a oprhan center
You: and take one home
You: or, if you're feeling a little more ambitious
You: you could
You: take all of them home
Stranger: yes u rite
Stranger: hve u did dat
You: I currently am housing 600000000000000 orphans
Stranger: r dey ur fathers
You: of course, I, Dr. David Cole Davidson, am the founder of the Society for the Bettering of Orphans
Stranger: u know ho i m?
You: of course
Stranger: mahatma gandhi
You: my associates have been following you for the past 20 years
Stranger: u know me?
You: of course
Stranger: i m d father of nation
You: but I can't reveal your name, for our conversation has been tapped by the world police
You: they fear I will start an army of orphans to take over the world
Stranger: okk gr8
You: would you be willing to join our orphan army?
Stranger: u hve to do dis
You: I mean, organization?
Stranger: ofcourse
Stranger: i m willing to do dat
You: all you have to is
You: murder your parents
You: and then, you're all set to join
You: can you do that?
Stranger: okk...i will fuck ur family first
You: but
Stranger: behanchod
You: I am an orphan too Wink
You: no family to fornicate?
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:38 pm

You: touch my butthole
Stranger: no
You: please
You: i'll give you 10000000000000000000000000000 dollars
Stranger: no 1 pound more
You: pounds?
You: LOLBRIT
Stranger: y3eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Very Happy
Stranger: wie geht es dir ?
Stranger: mir gehts gut
Stranger: was machst du so ?
You: The game
Stranger: warum antwortest du cniht
You: it's all about the game and how you play it
Stranger: hallo?
Stranger: saw
You: Hallo 4 for the Sony Wii
Stranger: please left the conversation
Stranger: !
Stranger: suka pisser
Stranger: suka pisser
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Stranger: suka pisser
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Stranger: suka pisser
Stranger: suka pisser
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Stranger: suka pisser
You: no
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Sat Nov 07, 2009 5:49 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hey dumbass
Stranger: hey smartass
You: hey shitass
Stranger: hey hardass
You: hey badass
Stranger: hey queefass
You: hey fuckass
Stranger: hey gayass
You: hey blackass
Stranger: oh. dude. come on man,.. no need to pull racist shit
You: oh, sorry
You: please forgive me
You: I'm actually a genuinely cool person Very Happy
You: not really
You: fuck niggers
Stranger: you have 15 seconds to impress me
You: um
You: ok
You: on.nimp.org
You: funny images there
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Balls : wiggle wiggle wiggle
Registration date : 2008-04-14

PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Sun Nov 08, 2009 10:55 am

You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: wanna hear
You: a funny joke? Wink
Stranger: sure
You: here it is:
You: Women's Rights
You: *rimshot*
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Sun Nov 08, 2009 11:17 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: FFW?
Stranger: 4chun?
You: oh hey anon
Stranger: Very Happy CP TIEM
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Location : Joja
Favourite Band : ICP!!! jugallos fo life im down wit da clown
Balls : Your face!
Jakey : not my face!
Registration date : 2008-01-20

PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Sun Nov 08, 2009 1:54 pm

You: The game
Stranger: hi
I'll be up front, would you fuck me?
You: depends Wink
Stranger: if yes, how should I know you are worth it?
You: hmmmm
You: what do you look for in a guy Wink
Stranger: hmmm, big cooks
You: oh, i'm a pretty decent cook myself
Stranger: so what are you gonna prepare?
You: how about a nice cockmeat sandwich Wink
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PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Wed Nov 11, 2009 1:14 pm

No-one can top this chat:


Stranger: hi
You: is this the real life?
Stranger: is this just fantasy?
You: born in a landslide
Stranger: no escape from reality
You: open your eyes
Stranger: look up to the skies and see~
You: I'm just a poor boy
Stranger: I need no sympathy
You: Because its easy come, easy go
Stranger: Little high, little low
You: Anyway the wind blows
Stranger: doesn't really matter to me~
You: tooo mee
You: *cue piano
Stranger: Mama, I just killed a man
You: put a gun against his head
Stranger: pulled my tigger, now he's dead
You: Mama,life had just begun,
Stranger: but now I've gone and thrown it all away
You: Mama ooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: didn't mean to make you cry
You: If Im not back again this time tomorrow-
Stranger: carry on, carry on
You: s if nothing really matters-
Stranger: too late, my time has come
You: Sends shivers down my spine-
Stranger: bodys aching all the time
You: Goodbye everybody-
Stranger: I've got to go
You: Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth-
Stranger: Mama ooooooooo
You: I dont want to die
Stranger: I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
Stranger: *guitar solo*
You:
I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Stranger: scaramouche scaramouche, can you do the fandango?
You: Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening
Stranger: GALILEO
You: galileo
Stranger: GALILEO
You: galileo
Stranger: GALILEO
You: galileo figaro
Stranger: Magnificoooooo
You: I'm just a poor boy nobody loves me
Stranger: He's just a poor boy, from a poor family
You: spare him his life from this monstrosity
You: *piano
Stranger: easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
You: Bismillah no,we will not let you go
Stranger: let him go
You: Bismillah no,we will not let you go
Stranger: let him go
You: We will not let him go
Stranger: let me go
You: We will not let him go
Stranger: let me go
You: no,no,no,no,no
Stranger: oh mama mia, mama mia
You: let me go
You: mama mia let me go*
Stranger: Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me
You: for me, for MEEEEEEE
You: *cue guitar solo
Stranger: so you think you can stone me an spit in my eeeeye
You: so you think you can love me and leave me to diiiiiiiiieeee
Stranger: ooooohh baby, can't do this to me baby
You: Just gotta get out, just gotta get right out of here
You: dundundun
Stranger: *another guitar solo*
You: nothing really matters,
Stranger: anyone can seeee
You: nothing really matters,
Stranger: nothing really matter to meeeeee
You: OH MY GOD YOU WIN THE INTERNETS GOOD SIR
Stranger: that was awesome
You: that was awesome
You: you are the best person on omegle
You: seriously
Stranger: I'm just appreciating the beauty of what we created
You: it brings a tear to my eye
Stranger: well, time to sleep. it's 1:30 am here
You: thank you for bringing a little bit of light into this dark world
You: NEVAR FORGET
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Favourite Band : ICP!!! jugallos fo life im down wit da clown
Balls : Your face!
Jakey : not my face!
Registration date : 2008-01-20

PostSubject: Re: Omegle adventures   Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:45 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: horny chick looking for guy who knows how to cyber
You: that would be me Wink
Stranger: ok. lets cyber
You: aight
Stranger: u start
You: *washes clothes*
You: it's all part of the foreplay, babe
Stranger: ok
You: *lays on bed*
You: *flips on tv*
You: *FUCKS YOU LIKE AN ANIMAL*
You: ok done
Stranger: wtf
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