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 mummy tales ix

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PostSubject: mummy tales ix   Sat Oct 31, 2009 2:46 pm

hey mummy
look at my new cooking utensil
*bang*
mummy
why are you sleeping
are you
blinded by delight
wrapped up like a douche in the night
i should use this chance to loot her body for items
i can later sell the items to rip off eifion
oh my god!
a george foreman grill!
oh no!
some burger residue is stuck inside
i must scrape it out
for mummy!
*crawl*
*close*
scraps
*turn on*
what are you doing
*burned alive*
ow my clitoris
*die*
The End
THAT'S OUR SCRAPS
*applause*
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