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PostSubject: FUCK YOU ALL   FUCK YOU ALL Icon_minitimeWed Aug 19, 2009 10:44 am

Today, Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger have released their debut album, The Debut Album by Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger: I am Not Kip Winger.

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Track listing:
01: "The First Track of Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger's debut album, The Debut Album by Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger: I am Not Kip Winger: I am Not Kip Winger" 0:05 (Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger)

Interviewer: "Welcome back. Today, we will be interviewing the frontman of Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger, Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger! Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger have released their debut album, The Debut Album by Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger: I am Not Kip Winger!"
Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger: "I am glad to be here, interviewer."
Interviewer: "I am glad to hear that; how was recording this album for you?"
Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger: "It was okay, I guess. I recorded it in my basement, after a long Prack binge."
Interviewer: "I see. Did you record it alone?"
Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger: "Nah. I kidnapped several old men, and forced them to play percussion instruments."
Interviewer: "Did any of them call the cops on you afterward? I mean, kidnapping is kind of illegal."
Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger: "They were wicked senile. I had to remind them how to play said percussion instruments after every song."
Interviewer: "So, how wa-... what are you doing?"
Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger: *snort* "Dude, you've never seen someone snort Prack before?" *sniffing noises*
Interviewer: "This is a family station!"
Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger: "Family, shmamily. I have a family, and I still manage to snort the fuck out of this Prack." *snort*
Interviewer: "I have had enough of this Prack shit." *roundhouse punch*
Guy Who Resembles Kip Winger but Doesn't Play Bass Even Though He Does Sing in a Similar Voice and Dresses Similarly and Has an Eerily Similar Stage Presence as Said Kip Winger: "What about... my... kids" *knocked out*
Station Owner: "YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, INTERVIEWER! ONE MORE SCENE LIKE THAT, AND I'LL HAVE YOUR BADGE!"
Interviewer: "Nuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu, not my badge!"
Station Owner: "Coming up next is Lady GaGa's 'Poker Face', followed by the new Shoe single. Stay tuned to Quite-Good.fm (or else)"
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