Eifion Lewis: Guitar + Vox
Kenneth Lewis: Drums
Bill Chap: Organ
I. "Where Is My Mandolin?" (37:04)I. "No War" (5:06) (Lewis, Lewis)
II. "No War In Japan" (3:41) (Lewis)
III. "No War In Scotland" (15:23) (Lewis)
IV. "No War On Mercury" (1:58) (Lewis, Lewis)
V. "Young Boy, You're Not Old Enough To Smoke, Nor Is It Healthy To Do So" (10:56) (Lewis, Lewis)
II. "(Please Don't Shut Down) The Laptop Of My Heart" (3:31) (Lewis)
III. "Stay For Good (Or I Detonate The Bomb)" (4:04) (Lewis)
IV. "Self-Indulgent Organ Solo" (9:03) (Chap)
V. "Bill Chap Sucks" (0:33) (Lewis, Lewis)
VI. "Us And Them" (7:40) (Waters, Wright)
VII. "Sex-Change Woman (Don't Mind)" (3:24) (Lewis)
Interviewer: "So, Eifion, how was working with your illegitimate son Kenneth?"
Eifion: "It was great."
Interviewer: "How was working with Bill Chap?"
Eifion: "Horrible, he didn't contribute to or play on anything other than his own self-indulgent organ solo in the middle of the album. I won't be working with him again."
Interviewer: "You haven't played anywhere apart from your home country of Greenland for a while now. Are you considering maybe playing in the UK or USA in order to promote this album?"
Eifion: "I hate foreign people, so no."
Interviewer: "Thanks for the great interview!"
Eifion: "You too buddy, take care!"