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 BRANDON LEHMAN: THE JAKE ADJUTANT STORY

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PostSubject: BRANDON LEHMAN: THE JAKE ADJUTANT STORY   Fri Jul 24, 2009 2:06 pm

Jake Adjutant recently did an interview with a random hobo off the street (named Joey Cosentino) on the death of former bandmate and not-that-cool-dude Brandon Lehman.

JC: Hello, Jake.

JA: Do I know you?

JC: ... we played in a band together for five years?

JA: We did?

JC: Yeah, from 1976 to 1981.

JA: ... I think I would remember that.

JC: I was the guy who ate fries a lot.

JA: OH. You're the hobo we found on the street! How's life been, man?!

JC: Great! I recently acquired a new box to live in!

JA: Sweet!

JC: I have a few questions about the death of Brandon Lehman for you.

JA: Go ahead, shoot.

JC: Well, you seem to be taking the loss very well...

JA: We drifted apart a lot in the past year. I'm glad he had the "good will" to "put" me in "his" will, though.

JC: What do you think of that advance copy of his last recordings he sent you?

JA: In all honesty, they sucked. Run Escape are a terrible band.

JC: Why don't you, Kevin, Jessica and Henry take over?

JA: Who?

JC: Your bandmates.

JA: OTHEM. Because, we've evolved past how we were back in January, playing in arenas where people are screaming "run-time-err-or" instead of my name. Gets on a man's nerves. Plus, our newest album, Titanium Duchess, is miles beyond anything I've done with Runtime Error.

JC: I see. You're an egotistical ass.

JA: Thanks!

JC: gtg

JA: bai man
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