Re: Rock of lust! (Yay bret michaels pun!) (Under construction)

I'm ripping off Tony! You can choose any songs in Rock Band you want for the other songs. As this is ROCK BAND 3.

You start as a twenty-year-old horny fuck. You invent a time machine so you can go back in time and fuck rocker chicks back when they were still hot.
You decide to start off with a bang: Group sex with The Runaways. But it looks like you have to open for them before you can start! Oh, bugger!

1:
Encore: "Trash Can Murders" by The Runaways
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Next, you move onto a couple more standbys: The Wilson sisters. Fuck yeah.

2:
Encore: "Kick it Out" by Heart


You spend a couple days with the sisters, thinking of another fuck to bang. Absent-mindedly, you go to fuck "Jane".

3:
Encore: "Been Caught Stealing" by Jane's Addiction


Oops. You run the fuck out of there! You decide to go to The Go-Gos, 'cos you're stunned at your stupidity.

4:
Encore: "We Got the Beat" by The Go-Gos


Next, you go for Stevie Nicks, even though she's a shit vocalist.

5:
Encore: "Homework" by Fleetwood Mac


Even though she wasn't happy you played a Green-era song, she fucked you, anyway. Now for the mother of all hot chicks!

6:
Encore: "UPS Man Blues" by Runtime Error


You had to wear a Jake Adjutant mask, but you achieved your goal!

I just phoned this in.

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