What we have left of Eifion Lewis's magnum opus, "frend"

I thought I'd post it here, in case GameSpot cocks up or some shit.

Chapter 19: BRIANSTORM.

hav u got wepins
no
ha ha ha ur guna die
omg but i want wepons
tough
sob
y dun u use a gitar
i dun want to get a scratch on it
o ok whos guna drive
u ned 2 wak
o ok

5 seconds later.

ok wer der
im scared and hungry
den go eat a cheeseburger
no i dun want to i dun lik cheese
y not
im lactosg intlegorant
o ok in we go
k
RAAAAAAAAAARGH
uh oh
HI IM FARMER JOE'S EVIL FORM
o darn wen did dat hapen
WEN I DIED FROM DA BOMB
wot about da children?????
I ABSORBED THEIR SOULS INTO POWER
i think i got 2 kil u now
UM... I WON'T LET YOU :
*stab*
O SNAP *Pull out*
uh oh
HAHAHAHA
i duno how im guna bet u!!!!
wel im not guna tel u how
y not
cuz den ul bet me
o ie well if u tel me ill giv u money
I DON'T NEED MONEY WHEN I TURNED INTO MY EVIL FORM I AUTOMATICALLY GOT $70000000000
omg can i hav some
sure y not
thx *blind*
GAAAAAH
i can use dis chance to poke you with a stick
ow ow quit it
ha ha ha this is causing you distress
i know ow ow stop it
y
cuz its hurtin me
o ok den
RANDOM ERECTION SYNDROME i now how 2 bet him
u do???
Don't tell him, Kirk Hamburger!
im guna cuz if i do hel giv me money
no i wont
o ok
*K.O.*
NOOO KIRK HAMBURGER
hes noked out now now plz get out of my house
no, and to show you i mean buisness, i'm going to knock one of ur antiques over
ZOMG NOT MY ANTIQUES
*smash*
NOOOOOOOOOOO! I SHALL TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB FOR WHAT YOU DID TO MY ANTIQUE!
no dont

to be continued...

Chapter 20: i put a magic spell on you

im guna bet u up
NO
*kick*
OW that was mean
mmm, i know it was a bit out of order wasnt it
Help! Help!
omg wot was dat
NOTHIN JUST IGNORE IT
Me and the children are trapped in this closet! Let us out!
but farmer joe ur by der being beaten up by me *chew*
HEY THATS MY LARYNX
sori mam
Open the closet!
o ok *open* *fall*
AAAAAAAAH
aaaaaaah
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
WER U GOIN IM SUPPOSED 2 KIL U AND B DA BAD GUY 4EVER
ahhhh
O DER GONE....i gues ill just play yu-gi-oh with myself
im here
kirk hamburger??? u pley?????
ye a bit
kul il giv u first move

Elsewhere...

Aaah!
*splat* omg snow where r we
You sent us to this hellhole! Farmer Joe will kill you! Children, get me my lucky knife, and sing the knife song!
ye ye ye we got da knife ye ye ye 4 our toast ye ye ye for butterin and incase our brother tries to stel it ye ye ye spread the buter ye ye ye kill the brother
WELL DONE, CHILDREN!
*run*
omg
Children, he's escaped! Remember what Farmer Joe told you to do when you get lost?
phone our mummies
That's right! Phone your mummies while I chase after the smelly man!
ok farmer joe
And if a stranger offers you candy, you are, UNDER NO CIRCUMSTANCES, to refuse. Understand?
yes farmer joe
Good! *Run*
butthurt
butthurt
butthurt waaaaaaaah
stop cryin joel
but im cold and scared
me too lets dance for warmth
o ok
YE YE YE BABY LETS GET HOT SKIP AROUND THE CAMP FIRE WITH ME BABY YE YE YE WER NAKED SO WE NED TO SO WE DONT GET COLD COS ITS THE MIDDLE OF WINTER YE YE YE PUT ON YOUR BIRTHDAY SUIT SKIP AROUND THE CAMPFIRE AND MOVE UR BODY CLOSE 2 ME YE YE YE CAMPFIRE LOVIN' TONIGHT
thanks guys farmer joe would be proud
o ok

Elsewhere...

o hi wot r u?
im a f-
fat man with goat legs? ye i agree. take me to shelter NOW
o ok

5 minutes later.

this house is stupid wheres the plasma screen tv or gibson guitar
i duno wot dos r
wel do u have a toaster?????
ye
make me toast NOW
um ok do u want 2 peices or 4 pieces
both
o ok
*Knock knock knock*

o i think thats the postman coming with my copy of pudding club weekly
o ok btw the toast is burning
o ok

To be continued...

Was this your doing of Eifernandos?

wat

What i meant to ask is did you make that or Eifgiblets.

... look at the title

What about hot lovin' tonight

doesn't count

how come

because

can you post it anyway