DUEL ONE: Yugi vs Kaiba
"oh no he's got three blue-eyes white dragons; they're huge" "ahahahaha you cannot defeat me no matter what you draw" "we'll see about that" Yugi draws a card, praying to draw Mirror Force. "what the fuck is this? a leg? that'll go great with the two arms i've got" Yugi sets a card, which is blown up by Kaiba on his turn. Yugi draws another card. "a-ha!!! mirror force!!! the card i needed in this situation!!!" Yugi confidently sets Mirror Force and passes. Kaiba attacks Yugi's monster like a fool. "YOU FOOL!!! YOU HAVE ACTIVATED MY TRAP CARD!!! MIRROR FORCE!!!" "no, it is you who is the fool, yugi; SEVEN TOOLS OF THE BANDIT negates your trap!!!" "oh but it is YOU who is the fool kaiba; SOLEMN JUDGEMENT negates YOUR trap, thereby un-negating mine!!!" "you think i wasn't prepared for this? i have my own SOLEMN JUDGEMENT!!! it negates YOUR solemn judgement!!!" "you'd think so, but my SECOND solemn judgement will solemnly judge your judgement of my judgement" "you're pathetic yugi, to think i wouldn't also have a second solemn judgement!!!" "and yet YOU, KAIBA, were not prepared for my THIRD solemn judgement!!!" "nor you for MY THIRD SOLEMN JUDGEMENT!!!" "you're out of solemn judgements; ripe for the picking of my fifth trap card, COUNTER COUNTER, which negates any counter trap!!!" "poor, simple yugi; you neglected to notice my fifth face-down, TRAP JAMMER!!!" "uh-oh" "BLUE-EYES WHITE DRAGON'S ATTACK CONNECTS WITH YOUR LIFE POINTS!!!" "NOT SO FAST!!! I DISCARD KURIBOH!!!" "okay, you bought yourself a turn, now what?" Yugi draws his last pathetic card with a smile on his face. "i play POT OF GREED!!!" "what's that do" "it allows me to draw TWO CARDS!!! and with those two, i've drawn GRACEFUL CHARITY!!! now i draw three cards and discard two!!! and thanks to those cards i've drawn, i have completed the ultimate beast!!! the right leg, the left leg, the right arm, the LEFT ARM!!! and most importantly, THE HEAD!!! EXODIA THE FORBIDDEN ONE!!!" "a-activate drop off?" "yeah no nice try"