EPYSODE ONE:
"hello and welcome to my super-awesome yakuza family!!!" "hello boss" "today we will be all getting our signature full-back tattoos so that when you have a climactic fist fight atop a tall building, you can show people your very soul" Bran sits down in the waiting room, playing GameBoy while his new recruits get their backs tattooed.
"okay what did we all get" "i got a doggie" Jakey turns to show Bran the cute little doggie he got tattooed on his back. "uh" "LAME" Brucie confidently turns around to show off his own tattoo, which is of a unicorn. "dude uh that's pretty gay" "WHAT NO IT ISN'T UNICORNS ARE AWESOME" "yeah if you're a little girl" "oh pfft you're just jealous you didn't think of it" "okay what's yours taylor" Taylor turns to show Bran his own tattoo, which is of a starfish. "okay okay and you bendik?" "haha aw yeah check it out" Bendik spins 180, showing off his tattoo of a bluejay. "hey what's yours of boss" "oh check it" Bran rips off his shirt, revealing his tattoo of an ant. "uh" "what" "that's kind of weird dude" "oh come on the ant is the strongest living creature proportionate to size" "if you say so"