CHAPTOUR ONE:
The Mighty Helo Mam sits outside the book store, where a long line of applicants stands, eagerly awaiting their opportunity to become his sidekick. "all right, miss who is a ghost; i am going to put you in a situation and see how you handle it" "all right" The Mighty Helo Mam presses a button, and a super villain emerges from underground. "HOLY INCORPOREAL INCANS HELO MAM!!! IT'S THE HAMHAWK!!! DO NOT WORRY; I WILL INCAPACITATE HIM WITH THESE TEAR GAS GRENADES!!!" Claire grabs a tear gas grenade from her utility belt and hucks it at The Hamhawk. An incorporeal mist spreads over the area, but The Hamhawk is unaffected. "WHAT WHY DIDN'T THAT WORK!!!" Claire stomps over to The Hamhawk, but is assaulted by her own ghostly tear gas. "MY EYES!!!"