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| https://icedrive.net/s/PZvAbP4GDVyC3T68whax63BhNY99 here is the link with all the designs, current as of A Heavenly Thing (minus a few variations that don't really matter) say whatever you will - old biographies:
So the problem with my writing as of late is the reliance on the girls. Every other character is more or less self-explanitory, but the girls basically require you to have read everything to understand the wild ride I've taken them on.
Here is every major female character, in order of debut, along with a short biography and an image of them. Don't ask.
The biographies get more complicated as they go on.
Also, I have gone into autistic detail creating these characters so they all have canon birthdates and heights (don't judge me)
Debuted in A Thing:
Michelle
Birth date: 11 Jun 1990
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 5'11
The princess of Canada, and our hero's twin sister.
Kathy [Katherine Emily Orenstein]
Birth date: 23 Mar 1990
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'9
A Jew who has cornered the market on being a secretary, always showing up whenever our hero enters a building with a reception area. She also runs the highly-successful Kathy Magazine, and several off-shoots.
Debuted in Another Thing:
Erin [Sasori Erin]
Birth date: 18 May 1998
Nationality: Japanese
Height: 5'6
It's a mystery.
Julia [Julia Elise Armell]
Birth date: 04 Jul 1990
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'11
A musician who also owns Central Park in Alabama. She makes depressing music for depressing people.
The Great Cheryl [Charlotte Denise Rounsefell]
Birth date: 18 Jan 1987
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'10
The greatest magician who has ever lived, but only because she was in the wrong place at the wrong time. Never tell anyone you know her real name.
Debuted in Nothing:
Claire [Claire Enid Freeberne]
Birth date: 16 Apr 1990
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'6
A young girl who died at the age of 16. Her spirit was unable to move on after her brutal murder, so she roams the Earth until the man who killed her is brought to justice. However, she doesn't want to leave, and actively thwarts the attempts of law enforcement to capture her killer.
Gwendolyn [Gwendolyn Rose Everhart]
Birth date: 24 Dec 1478
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'10
The daughter of the head of the Everhart estate. A sheltered upbringing and natural wanderlust lead her out of her home, where she was bitten and turned into a vampire.
Candice [Candice Marie Plumbridge]
Birth date: 17 Aug 1982
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'10
A blue-collar construction worker who despises the white-collars. She's killed before.
Layla [Layla Anne Postington]
Birth date: 04 Feb 1978
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'10
The post lady. She will stop at nothing to deliver the mail, and does nothing but what is required in order to deliver the mail at maximum efficiency.
Debuted in The Next Big Thing:
Grace [Grace Harriet Sherborne]
Birth date: 21 Nov 1986
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 5'11
A special agent in service to the Canadian crown. Her duties mostly consist of following the prince around and making sure he doesn't hurt himself too badly.
Valerie [Valdis Alana Caulfield]
Birth date: 05 Jun 1995
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'5
The Alabamanian gravedigger. Years of isolation and a past she 'doesn't like to talk about' have resulted in a nervous wreck of a human being. She's also a beloved DJ.
Debuted in Anything & Everything:
Emelyn [Emelyn Olivia Null]
Birth date: 04 Jun 1990
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'7
Formerly the personal maid to the king of Alabama. She will not rest until everything is clean and proper.
She has since been jettisoned, and has lost her former family name, Stockhardt.
Yuko [Hishida Yuko]
Birth date: 16 May 1990
Nationality: Japanese
Height: 5'5
Hishida Yuko
A foreign exchange student
From the Rising Sun
Sophia [Sophia Thana Drake]
Birth date: 14 Feb 1992
Death date: 07 Sep 2020
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'8
Orphaned at a young age, Sophia became an assassin to get revenge on those who has made fun of her in her youth. She's very unlucky.
Was dead for two years, then revived by Resistance Leadour, as she had grown too powerful to let anyone's actions have a tangible consequence.
Resistance Leadour
Birth date: 17 Jul 1991
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'9
The foremost expert on resistance of all types. Her years of training have resulted in near-perfect damage-resistant skin and hair. She was turned into a vampire in 2017, but she got better.
Lilith [Lilith Raven Sierra O'Darkenberg]
Birth date: 13 Oct 1989
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'6
A goth in her youth. Now a normal adult with a normal life, she never appears.
Debuted in One Thing Leads to Another:
Rachel [Rachel Madelyn Jackson]
Birth date: 18 May 1995
Nationality: Mojavistanian
Height: 5'6
Moved to Alabama at 18 to become an actress, but went into a depression after failing to do so. Eventually achieved her dream, though.
Debuted in One of Those Things:
Piper [Piper Theresa Jackson]
Birth date: 15 Aug 1975
Nationality: Mojavistanian
Height: 5'10
Rachel's mother; the world record holder for largest natural bust. She collects all sorts of weird shit, in addition to normal shit like stamps.
Natalie [Natalie Victoria Belrose]
Birth date: 15 Apr 1985
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 5'9
The Canadian ambassador to the United States of America. Her job got a lot easier after the election of President Donald Trump.
Parallel Universe Candice [Candice Marie Plumbridge]
Birth date: 17 Sep 1982
Nationality: Parallel Alabamanian
Height: 5'10
A parallel universe version of Candice, who fought in the eternal war of her universe. She managed to find her way to our universe, and became a citizen of our universe after winning a kart race.
Bailey [Bailey Savannah Sterling]
Birth date: 16 Apr 1989
Nationality: Mojavistanian
Height: 5'9
She drives trucks.
Debuted in Gaidens:
Sara [Sara Haley Gagnon]
Birth date: 05 May 1990
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 5'6
A childhood friend of our hero, Sara's mother didn't want anything to do with our hero, calling him a "bad influence", so she moved the two of them to America, and got Sara branded a terrorist so she could never leave. She was rescued by our hero, as soon as he possibly could.
Hanukkah Lady
Birth date: unknown
Nationality: North Polish
Height: 5'9
The daughter of Hanukkah Guy. Circles the globe on Hanukkah and gives presents to good little boys and girls.
Debuted in It's Just One Thing After Another:
Amber [Amber Jade Pixington]
Birth date: 03 Dec 1993
Nationality: Obnoxious Celt
Height: 5'5
Born only a foot tall, Amber used a genie's wish to become human-sized. She is a member of the Pixington family, who are all one-foot-tall fairy-like creatures with wings.
Brooke [Brooklyn Abigail Davis]
Birth date: 12 May 1988
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'10
Kathy's older sister. Brooke hates being a Jew, and just wants to be left alone, along with her Chicagoan cousin Hattie.
Olivia [Olivia Nicole Thompson]
Birth date: 04 Sep 1993
Nationality: Mojavistanian
Height: 5'9
The daughter of an orc chieftain. She is a pro wrestler.
Azalea [Azalea Violet Snapdragon]
Birth date: 17 Apr 2054
Nationality: Neo Alabamanian
Height: 5'7
A time traveller from the year 2077, who came back to warn of a dire future. She wears a biosuit, which keeps everything from her neck down perfectly clean and healthy.
(sorry about the image; they didn't have anything resembling how I imagined the biosuit)
Debuted in Everything's Going to be All Right:
N/A
Debuted in Something to Talk About:
Jezzie
Birth date: N/A
Nationality: N/A
Height: 5'11
A demoness who wants to smother the world in evil.
Unimportant
Birth date: 21 Dec 1999
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'7
A girl whose childhood innocence was tragically cut short due to interference from a demoness. The shock of the incident caused her hair to turn a stark white, and her eyes to bleed and leave permanent bloodstains. She eventually got over her childhood trauma by facing her biggest fear.
Debuted in The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread:
Anne [Anne Droid]
Birth date: does not apply
Nationality: Russian
Height: 5'7
A cleaning droid ordered by King Bran, to clean up both his castle and the mean streets.
Elizabeth [The Little Girl]
Birth date: 24 Nov 1999
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'8
An amateur magician who aspires to be as big as The Great Cheryl someday. Would have given up magic altogether if not for one encouraging donation when she was a little girl.
Jean the Genie (human form)
Birth date: ???
Nationality: Mojavistanian
Height: 5'11 (human form)
A genie recently freed from her lamp. She is now serving as the personal maid to King Bran, and has inherited all of Emelyn's assets, including her dog and sister.
Captain Morgan [Morgan Shannon Rio]
Birth date: 03 Mar 1994
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'10
A sailor with a loyal hipster crew.
Noriko [Shimizu Noriko]
Birth date: 11 Jun 1990
Nationality: Japanese
Height: 5'9
A cleaning ninja bound to our hero by fate; born on the same day, and born to clean his house. She mostly just hangs out and watches Netflix.
Ruth [Ruth Kristen Barlow]
Birth date: 23 Nov 1994
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'6
An inspector from the board. She wanted to be a cop on television, but her parents forced her to become an inspector. Violet's cousin.
Violet [Violet Sierra Griffin]
Birth date: 27 Apr 1997
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'5
A paparazzo who believes that her profession is just and righteous, as well as necessary. Ruth's cousin.
Victorrhea [Victorrhea Amelia Stockhardt]
Birth date: 02 Aug 1987
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'11
Formerly Emelyn's terminally ill sister, now Jean's terminally ill sister. She lives in the hospital, but she's surprisingly lively for someone who could die at any minute, though you could say that about anyone.
Debuted in Gaidens:
Umbra [Umbra Sierra Luneclaire]
Birth date: 13 Jan 1989
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'10
A necromancer who hides in shadows. Childhood friend of Lilith.
Debuted in A Thing of the Past: Wild West:
Alison [Alison Isabella LaCroix]
Birth date: 14 Apr 1996
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 5'6
A Canadian painter who wants to go down as one of the greats. Unfortunately, no one likes her realistic style, and expects her to be like her Wild West ancestor, who made abstract paintings.
Wu Huiqing
Birth date: 24 Jul 1988
Nationality: Chinese
Height: 5'7
The Chinese ambassador to the other side of our flat Earth.
Debuted in Too Much of a Good Thing:
River-Girl [Rebecca Rachel Roberts]
Birth date: 24 Oct 1996
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'8
Mild-mannered Rebecca Roberts went swimming in a lake that, unbeknownst to her, had been filled with radioactive waste. The waste gave her the power to control water, and also blue hair.
She can change forms, freezing herself to become Glacier-Girl, or boiling herself to become Vapour-Girl.
Scarlett [Scarlett Lillian Hayes]
Birth date: 12 Mar 1994
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 5'7
The daughter of an aristocrat who loves taking bubbly baths, and loathes to be interrupted. She is also a werewolf.
Arabella [Arabella Maria Hughes]
Birth date: 16 Aug 1978
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 5'8
A woman who owns and manages factories all over Canada. The Canadian economy wouldn't even exist without her family. She is also Scarlett's aunt.
Debuted in Stranger Things Have Happened:
Jasmine [Jasmine Maria Fontaine]
Birth date: 16 Oct 1993
Nationality: Canadian
Height: 5'11
The only gravedigger in all of Canada. She is very particular about her work. Also responsible for a flood of #1 jams. Beloved the world over.
Debuted in One Thing to Remember:
Molly [Molyndre Darkroot]
Birth date: 28 Apr 1992
Nationality: Twilit Forester
Height: 5'11
A dark elf from the Twilit Forest. In contrast with regular elves, who are tree-hugging hippies, dark elves love technology and firearms.
Goocille
Birth date: 02 Jul 1972
Nationality: Goo Zealander
Height: 5'8
A slime from Goo Zealand. Loves travelling, but absolutely hates pixingtons. Has recently joined the Pixington Eradication Force and overthrown King Gooregoory to become the Gooueen of Goo Zealand.
Mary [Mary Gianna Pixington]
Birth date: 13 Mar 1993
Nationality: Obnoxious Celt
Height: 1'0
A regular-sized pixington who was Amber's best friend in high school. Was recently tortured due to bad handwriting.
Inferno-Girl [Irene Isabella Imbraguglio]
Birth date: 17 Aug 2000
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'4
After acquiring superpowers in a freak accident, Inferno-Girl has come River-Girls faithful but incompetent sidekick.
Debuted in The More Things Change:
Akari [Shirai Akari]
Birth date: 16 Mar 1327
Nationality: Japanese
Height: 5'7
A wight; a spirit of vengeance. Seeks revenge on any who dare inconvenience her.
Typhoon-Girl [Gail Autumn Zefira]
Birth date: 14 Nov 1993
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'11
After a freak accident in an irradiated wind tunnel, Gail Zefira gained the power to control wind. River-Girl attempted to recruit her to be a superhero called Gale-Girl, but instead pissed her off enough to become a supervillain.
Sioby [Siobhan Bridget Masterson]
Birth date: 05 Aug 1997
Nationality: Alabamanian
Height: 5'6
The daughter of a wealthy oil baron whose dream is to be called "Bonnie" rather than "Sioby". To that end, she has taken up the fine art of robbery.
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